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Chapter 20: Location, Location, Location
🕑 Added 2021-01-31 21:45:59 +0000 UTC“Are you…are you serious?”
“Unless you wish to retract your scurrilous statement! You have insulted me, and the only way out for you now is to retract your words or face your death in combat!”
“First of all,” Jeb said, holding up a finger. “It was a scurrilous question, which you refused to answer because you’re obviously guilty, and second, duels are stupid!”
A collective gasp rippled through the stands.
“I mean, what kind of idiot thought it was a good idea to determine the truth through a fight? The person who is more correct and the person who is stronger are rarely the same person.”
Accept a duel with a guy who had dozens upon dozens of stats over Jeb? Nuh-uh, not a good idea.
“Then retract your accusation, right here and now!”
“Nuh uh,” Jeb shook his head, “that’s a false dichotomy. This isn’t some grade-school bullshit, this is organized murder we’re talking about, and I refuse to entertain either of your blatant attempts to dodge culpability. I’m not dueling you, I am hunting you. I will not retract my words, either. Every one of them is true.”
The judge’s eyes squinted in glee.
“Are you a Citizen, human?”
Jeb felt hand grab him roughly by the shoulder.
“Goddamnit.”
In the stands, several spectators slipped through the noisy crowd watching the two men in the center of the room, aiming for the exits. Some of them, Jeb was sure, were simply going to gossip to their friends about the excitement at the courthouse…
But at least one would lead them to the rest of their quarry.
***
Nancy and the others were killing Peruha, which were inhuman tentacle-things in barrels filled with salt water. They didn’t look like people as much as Rabzi did, so that made things easier, but they were a bit more dangerous to fight.
One girl had nearly been yanked into the barrel when one of the monsters grabbed her spear with its suckers and tugged.
The ones standing next to her had nearly been paralyzed by the sight of the gnashing beak aiming for Lindsey’s head.
They had managed to pull her out and kill the creature, but not before Lindsey got a fair number of bumps and scratches, especially brused and cut skin from where the toothes suckers had latched onto her.
Nancy glanced down at her own wound. The scar test on her hand had long since faded to nothing, which had prompted the children to make a new one, right overtop where the original brand had been.
They did this by using the flame of the lamp in their room to heat some purloined silverware before burning the back of their hands, keeping the mark looking fresh.
It wasn’t gonna work forever, but it didn’t need to: they were escaping tonight.
They’d been pushing themselves extra hard, splitting their levels between Nerve and Body, getting faster and smarter. Even the smallest of them, little Marcy Evans, was already able to cling from the ceiling with just her fingers, and she had made huge strides in her ability to understand what was going on around them since she’d raised her Nerve by five points.
Nancy had even gotten her new Class the other day, lying to Mr. Surpey and claiming she chose Spearman.
Instead she chose one that gave her Nerve and Myst. Nancy figured that doing the opposite of what Mr. Surpey wanted was a good way to start working against him.
As soon as she chose the Mascot Class, she’d suffered from a massive headache and an inexplicable need to hug fluffy things, but once they faded, the world laid itself bare in front of her. Every thought was expanded, as though she’d been thinking inside the confines of a sippy-cup, and now her ideas swam out into the ocean and came back with little baby ideas of their own. It gave her the confidence she needed to believe they could escape.
The plan was simple: Now that they all had enough Body to climb like nobody’s business, they were going to leave the castle via the rooftop. In the middle of the night when the people watching them were least on guard, they’d climb out through the dead girl’s doorway and over the roof, jumping across to the eastern wall, then scale down.
Once they were on open ground, they would run as fast as they could for deeper in the city and aim for the Barnes & Noble. Colt would know what to do then. As far as they could tell, any adult alien they came across had a fair chance of being involved, and human grown-ups didn’t really have the ability to help them.
They had to help themselves.
Last day, just gotta squeak out another level. Just one more. She thought as she plunged a spear into the barrel over and over, trying to end the creature’s suffering as quick as possible.
That extra point in Nerve could mean the difference between hearing an enemy approaching or not.
Speaking of which, Nancy thought, cocking her head to the side. She heard the sound of Mr. Surpey’s carriage approaching, but something sounded…wrong. The clattering was wilder, and the approach was much faster than what was typical.
“Something’s wrong,” Nancey said, straightening and stepping away from the thrashing barrel of bloody water.
“What?”
“I don’t know, the carriage is faster than it should be.”
“And that means?” Ryan asked, the boy raised a brow.
The carriage clattered through the main gate and came to a rapid halt to the sound of banging from the inside. The melas driver cast an icy gaze at the assembled children, causing them to take a step back, but it was Mr. Surpey’s expression as he climbed out of the carriage that struck a chord of fear in their hearts.
His eyes were bloodshot, his mannerisms shaky and wild, looking at them like a desperate animal looks at its own trapped leg. Like a Rabzi in a cage, about to be speared to death.
“Children, we need to have a talk.” Mr. Surpey said, his foot landing on the ground.
“That means run.”
“What?” Ryan glanced at her with a frown.
“RUN!” Nancy shouted, pointing toward the door into the inner castle, activating her Ability.
Direct Attention
Every child within earshot was compelled to look at exactly what she was pointing at, the initial Ability of her class, the Mascot. This allowed the children to move with a unity of motion that rivaled that of a swarm of starling as they broke into a sprint, every single one aiming for the exact same door.
Mr. Surpey wordlessly growled and Nancy heard the sound of steel ringing as their captor’s sword was set loose. The tall Keegan broke into a sprint, and the young girl was terrified to see that despite all their Body, he was much faster than they were.
“There!” Nancy shouted, pointing to the left of Mr. Surpey, throwing her spear with the other hand.
Mr. Surpey’s eyes involuntarily flickered in the direction she pointed, nearly missing the spear entirely. He brought his blade up and swept the flying weapon aside, barely in time to stop it from causing harm.
Darn, Nancy thought with a scowl, mimicking Mommy’s frustrated expression.
Their captor’s legs stumbled for the next two seconds, as he was left off balance after deflecting the spear.
Two seconds was plenty of time. Ryan grabbed her by the back of her shirt and dragged her at full speed through the door before slamming the massive bolt home. They were the last of the children to make it through.
A fraction of a second later, Mr. Surpey’s sword cut through the thick wood like Styrofoam, slicing a cut into Nancy’s shoulder. Her eyes watered as pain unlike anything she’d ever imagined shot through her body, making her legs go weak. Ryan tugged her away from the door.
“You’ve been keeping secrets from me, Nancy,” The frightened children heard the keegan’s voice coming through the door, muffled at first, but increasingly clear as the sword began to crack through the wood, cutting a hole. “That’s going to make this more difficult than I hoped.”
“keep going!” Ryan shouted, throwing Nancy over his shoulder.
“Where, though?”
“Mommy!”
“I wanna go home!”
“Stick to the plan,” Nancy said, pointing up toward the staircase that led to their room. If they got to their room, they could follow the passage to the roof.
As one, they turned and ran away from the door that was rapidly succumbing to their captor.
Out in the courtyard, unseen by the children or their captor, a mangy rat with bleach-white exposed ribs stared at the tableu with pale eyes, it’s dim thought processes ticking ever so slowly. It reviewed it’s instructions.
Pick and follow one of the people leaving the courtroom. Check.
If that person talks about themselves killing children, wait until they stop then blow yourself up.
If following that person leads to a bunch of small humans, then….
Oh right.
The rat, without a thought for its own un-life, detonated itself in a blast of raw necrotic energy.
***Jeb***
“This is stupid,” Jeb muttered to himself.
The point of shaking the tree was following up on whatever fell out of it. If Jeb was busy getting murdered by an angry judge, he couldn’t exactly follow up, could he?
Standing in front of him was a wrinklier-than-average keegan droning on about the rules of the duel in ye-olde speech.
The highlights were this:
Since Jeb was a non-citizen, he didn’t really have an option but to accept the duel or retract his statement. Since he’d already refused to do that, he was required by law to fight.
Or be legally regarded as a sissy for the rest of my life? I could live with that?
“What’s the legal punishment for refusing the duel, anyway?
“A week of hard labor and a stiff fine for flouting the law.”
“Can that be served whenever?”
“Effective immediately.”
“Damnit.”
Jeb needed to catch the judge’s compatriots now.
“As the challenged party you have first rights to choose either the weapon or the location you will use to duel. For Myst users such as yourself, it is customary to choose Myst. It is also customary to choose the steps of the court, where we currently are, to make transportation and removing the loser’s corpse easier.”
“I get to choose the weapon?” Jeb muttered to himself, ideas beginning to flutter to the surface in his head. He glanced at the judge, who was slipping out of his ceremonial judge robe and into his ceremonial ass-kicking robe, which looked something like a gi made out of silk.
“Yes.” The aged keegan said, blinking his rheumy eyes.
“What about the trial?”
“It has been deemed a mistrial. There is precedent where a judge has challenged the defendant to a duel before. The inquiry is suspended until an impartial judge can be found. A week, perhaps. Until then you are forbidden from leaving Solmnath on pain of death.”
“Excellent.” So all he had to do was get this fight to the death over with ASAP, then he was free to get back to his job.
And honestly, killing this guy was part of his job, too.
Although…Jeb eyed the other guy sending crackling streams of enervating energy between his palms. Making this a fair Myst fight probably isn’t a good idea.
Jeb's foot problem meant a fist-fight a bad idea, too. He was slower, weaker, dumber, had less Myst…hell, Jeb even had about a foot less reach. He was screwed on size alone.
This could be a problem.
Alright, think, what do I have over this guy? I have telekinesis, and he doesn’t. No, if I choose a weapon and use telekinesis on it, he’ll just use his kill-beam on me. Physical weapons are out. What the fuck am I supposed to beat this guy with?
He needed a way out right now, but he couldn’t possibly win the fight, they wouldn’t let him retract his statement now, and forfeiting the duel wasn’t an option either.
Maybe I can declare that the weapons shall be peg-legs. Jeb thought with a bit of wry humor. When he gets close to bash me with his leg, I can shoot him with mine. Should’ve got a better pegleg, buddy.
Jeb shook his head, dismissing the idea.
“Jeb!” Smartass’s tiny voice attracted his attention as she flitted directly in front of his face. “It’s going down!”
“What is that!?” the judge demanded, pointing a bony finger at them. “He consorts with fairies!”
“Eat a dick, child-killer.” Jeb said with a shrug. He was relieved when all his power didn’t leave him for telling a lie. Jeb had been stretching out on a limb there, but some people deserved to be called out. “What’s going down, Smartass?”
“Ron found a big group of kids still alive, in the castle near the coast, four blocks thataway.” She pointed toward the evening sun that lit up her candy-bar clothes.
“Excellent!” Jeb brightened.
“Not excellent, the trafficker is trying to kill them right now!” Smartass said.
“Well, what are Zlesk and Colt doing!?”
“They got caught up in a three way battle with this crazy lady and her henchmen when they arrived!”
Shit, I need to leave, right now…
“Fairies are the epitome of conniving maliciousness. So much makes sense to me now, Jebediah Trapper, your deal was a cleverly baited trap, wasn’t it? Humans have a great deal in common with the vermin, after all.”
“You’re not wrong, child-killer.”
The surrounding keegan officials glanced at each other, whispering under their breath while glancing at the child-killer.
“Stop calling me that!” The child-killer bellowed.
“I wouldn’t be doing it if it weren’t true,” Jeb said with a shrug. “Anyway, I’ve decided on a location for our duel.”
“Good, I can’t wait to get this over with,” Elkor said, rolling his shoulders.
“There’s a castle near the coast about four blocks thataway! Let’s take the duel there!” Jeb said cheerily, pointing in the direction Smartass had indicated.
“NO!” the judge roared, pointing a finger at Smartass, an ocean of roiling green energy pouring out of him.
In a moment of stupidity, Jeb snatched the fairy out of the air with his wounded arm and put himself between her and the beam.
Jeb’s vision went black.
…
Jeb’s eyes opened, giving him an excellent view of the cobblestones his face was currently smushed into. His head pounded, eyes gummy, body weak, mimicking the worst hangover he’d ever had. Something small wriggled against his hands.
“Get off me you pathetic breek!” Jeb hear the child killer shout, slowly fading into full focus.
“Ugh, how long was I out?” Jeb muttered, sitting up and glancing over his shoulder. The nearby witnesses were restraining the judge, who was glaring at Jeb with a face that radiated pure hatred…and a little bit of fear.
Must not have been long, Jeb thought, groaning as he pushed himself to his feet.
Smartass gave an exaggerated gasp as he let go of her.
“You brute, you nearly crushed me!” She said, pinching the skin between thumb and forefinger. “You’re lucky we fairies have squishy bones for fitting into tight spots.” Jeb ignored her, refocusing on the situation at hand.
Children to rescue, people to kill.
“Whose castle is that?” Jeb asked, pointing to the distant silhouette in the fading light of the sun, resting near the coast.
“That is the home of Kebos O’sut. A local scholar...of some wealth.” The wrinkled officiator of the duel looked thoroughly confused.
“I have officially decided: I choose the location, and Mr. O’sut’s castle is an excellent location for a duel to determine which of us is a child-killer!” Jeb said. “Race you there!” Jeb started tottering away at the highest speed he could muster, between the pegleg and the
“No!” Jeb felt a wave of Myst like a heat bloom against his back as the people restraining Mirzos Elkor slumped to the ground, eyes wide and staring into the distance.
Did he just kill those people? Jeb thought as he glanced over his shoulder, the splitting headache returning. The surrounding crowd began to scream and back away from the maddened judge as he began sprinting after Jeb, knocking people out of his way.
Must go faster, must go faster!
Jeb’s prosthetic toe came unglued, allowing his foot to slip out from under him and sending him down like a bag of rocks.
A bolt of sea-green energy flew over Jeb’s head at that exact moment.
The judge was faster than him, yes, he also had more Myst, but Jeb‘s Myst could be used to enhance his own mobility, whereas the Judge’s couldn’t.
Jeb grabbed his ribcage with telekinesis and stopped himself from falling directly on his broken arm, buying just enough time to bunch his good leg under himself and push off, regaining his footing.
Jeb pushed himself along with Myst, evening out his stumbles and adding extra forward momentum, just barely staying ahead of the bulging-eyed judge.
The persistent headache made everything just a little bit harder to pull off.
Damnit, this feels like Myst sickness, Jeb thought in a spare fraction of a second between one footfall and the next.
Wait, what if it is Myst sickness?
Jeb had felt the beginnings of a headache when the judge refused to answer his question in court, and again when the keegan attempted to kill Smartass, and the headache had redoubled when he’d killed the people restraining him.
The judge has been losing his authority in the eyes of the people, Jeb thought to himself. The loss of respect and station was being converted into Impact for Jeb, as payment for reneging on their Deal to answer a question, in real-time.
That was probably why I was able to survive! Jeb thought, pushing himself forward at break-neck speeds. Sure, it still knocked his ass out, but his tolerance was at least high enough to survive a hit.
Except falling unconscious for a few seconds with an angry superhuman chasing you isn’t exactly a good idea.
Probably wouldn’t wake up.
Jeb didn’t have time to stop and use the Appraiser on himself, and aside from his tolerance to Myst, little else had changed. His core was still the same size, because he hadn’t been given any time to grow it.
The hair on the back of his neck stood up and Jeb hauled himself to the left with his Myst, allowing a bolt of energy to blast past him, sinking into the brickwork of the buildings lining the street.
In front of Jeb, a crimson bolt of Myst flew into the air above the O’sut castle, shooting into the air like a flare.
Who the fuck has blood-red Myst? Jeb thought to himself, dropping to a slide under a cart, using his pegleg to absorb the friction. He winced as the gold-inlay was no-doubt damaged beyond repair, scraping against the cobblestone street.
Jeb hauled himself to his foot and kept sprinting, pushing himself forward.
The judge followed him a second later, the boney bastard sailing gracefully over the eight foot tall wagon.
Jeb grabbed a half-rotted cabbage and threw it over his shoulder, rewarded with a squawk of outrage as it spread green-brown slime all over the keegan’s ceremonial gi.
Shouldn’t have worn fancy clothes to a duel anyway.
A handful of seconds later, Jeb made it to the front of the O’sut castle, the judge trailing behind him.
There in the center of the courtyard, was a crazy-ass battle-royale.
Zlesk and Colt were back to back, fighting against melas and keegan men and woman dressed in servants garb, who seemed to be fighting both Jeb’s allies and each other.
Off to the side was a single woman wielding blood-red Myst, whirling it around her body like a whip. She had a crowd of servants around her, fending off the natives of the castle.
Good or bad? She whipped a length of razor sharp Myst down at Zlesk. The former Sheriff was busy locking down several combatants, and her strike was barely fended off by Colt’s slime.
Bad, then.
Sweat beaded on the teenager’s forehead as he tried to fend off the immaterial blade with nothing but magic lube.
“Colt, switch partners!” Jeb shouted from the entrance, pointing over his shoulder.
Jeb bunched his legs under him and pushed off, sailing high through the air while Colt took the opportunity to blast the corrupt judge in the face with slime, causing the man to slip from his feet and begin sliding through the courtyard at full speed.
Unable to affect physics with his Myst or Class Ability, the judge simply floundered, sliding past them until he smacked into the inner courtyard’s brick wall.
“Keep him down!” Jeb shouted, pulling off his mud-covered foot and shouldering it like a rifle. Jeb fed a drop of Myst through the gold whorl that indicated the Myst intake port.
…nothing happened.
Where’s my womp?
The cops, ever so helpful, must have removed the hidden weapon to make it street-legal.
Sonofabitch!
His stubby, short-range depression wand had been confiscated after he’d whammied the bailiff, so he couldn’t even take these people out through ennui.
Guess we gotta do this the old fashioned way, Jeb thought, grimly staring down the Myst user as he hopped in place on one foot.
The woman came to her senses moments after Jeb landed, sending a snake-like projection of red Myst toward him. Jeb’s blood seemed to strain in his veins as the attack came close to him, seemingly attracted to the snake through some kind of gravitational force that only affected blood.
Jeb lunged forward, diving under the projection, the skin of his back rippling with burst blood vessels. With a grunt, Jeb sent his own Myst outward, a chisel-shaped projection of Force.
Jeb deliberately dragged the chisel shape through the ground roughly ten feet in front of the keegan woman.
The chisel violently kicked up sand and rocks, blasting Jeb’s opponent in the face with blinding shrapnel. She screamed, covering her eyes.
Jeb lifted the chisel back up and sent it through the area where the woman’s ankles rested at the last second.
Crack! Thud!
The woman’s legs folded at the ankle, and she hit the ground, wailing at the top of her lungs.
“Who did I just maim!?” Jeb demanded out loud.
“Lady Nevair! She’s here to kill O’sut, presumably before he can testify against her!” Zlesk shouted back.
Jeb scanned the absolute clusterfuck. He saw plenty of well-dressed keegan servants tearing at each other like rabid animals, but he didn’t see any children.
“Where are the kids!?” Jeb demanded. The kids were the evidence, and without them, he just maimed a high class Citizen, not a Reaper.
“Ron followed them up into the castle!” Zlesk shouted, pointing, “before we got caught by Nevair!”
“Can you handle the rest?” Jeb asked, glancing between the two disabled Myst users.
Zlesk swiftly broke an arm then glued a Melas’ horns to the ground before giving Jeb a firm nod.
“Alright, I’m gonna go back up Ron and get the kids out of here!” Jeb shouted, starting for a splintered door in the inner courtyard.
“I’m coming too!” Colt shouted, bolting after him.
Jeb’s eye twitched. He would much rather have the brat in the courtyard, putting his CC to good use helping Zlesk, but the teen wasn’t going to take no for an answer, and he might as well keep him within eyeshot.
“Watch my back, kid!”
Comments
0xFFF1
If he said "I want you to eat a dick" that would be different since that is a statement of Jeb's desires, which may or may not be true. "Eat a dick", by itself is simply a command. There's no truth-value to it, and so is a non-sequitur as far as Jeb's compulsion to never speak untruths is concerned. Smartass should reprimand him to never test people through accusations like that though since the backlash for being wrong can be fatal, and it's not like not being backlashed by the Fairy Oath is something that is permissible in court as evidence, since, nominally, nobody even knows about it. Way too much risk for zero gain.
0xFFF1
Fairy Deals take from someone's intangible Impact, (the material, social, and emotional meta-belongings that, in aggregate, constitute their ability to affect the future), as they lose it as a consequence of the Deal and converts it into tangible Impact for the Fairy, or in this case, Jeb. Since only tangible Impact shows up in someone's Status, they won't know what happened unless they can somehow check your Status too. Even if they notice you suddenly getting stronger, unless they know about Oaths, they won't even be able to begin to figure out what caused it.
Joshua Flowers
I know the use of euphemism leads to lies, but in this case is it a lie because he doesn't actually want the judge to eat a dick? Because somehow I don't really see Jeb caring if the guy were to do so or not.
Andrew
Thank you!
Arnon Parenti
Lol, judge dude got 3 levels, going to pay with a dozen in Myst worth. I don't see a citizen like him being executed, maybe a slap in the wrist, but for an old person to lose more than ten levels in attributes without even knowing why or how is worse than dying.
Patrick Short
Oh screw you! Lol A cliff hanger right at the end of the month. Fuck... I'll be back you fiend! You haven't heard the last of me
