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Chapter 52: build Theorizing
🕑 Added 2024-09-27 18:24:13 +0000 UTCThat’s what I’m saying! You can’t beat him, because William Oh always has another trick up his sleeve. He can change his entire Build at the drop of a hat. Specced out to fight a Sniper? Too bad, he’s a Tank now. Specced out for a Tank? Too bad, he’s a Nuker.
- Randy Needum, level 30 cook.
“Not many parties defeat a raid boss. Even less do it while below the floor level cap.” Loth’s voice brought Will swimming up out of the depths of sleep.
“I don’t think any of them have done it while simultaneously fighting off a higher-level Party.”
“You’d be surprised,” Will said, his voice raspy…from screaming or dehydration? Both?
Will blinked the last of the sleep out of his eyes and focused on his situation. He was in a small room, in a Way Station inn. Linen sheets. Soft pillows. Swanky.
“What happened?”
“We beat the Hydra and brought you back for an operation to remove the mycelium. You were unconscious during most of it.”
Most of it. That explains the sore throat.
“They have a lot of practice at it here,” Loth said with a shrug. “So it was fast and effective. It cost a significant portion of your cut of the boss’s bounty, though, given how extensive it was. It didn’t reach your nervous system though, so you don’t have to worry about being like Roger.
“Thank the gods,” Will sighed. “Don’t worry about the money though, I’d much rather be alive, and besides…I already got my payday,” Will said, releasing Mark Wyrd’s rings and amulet from the Phantom Hand onto the nearby end table.
“Are those…Mark Wyrd’s Relics?” Loth asked.
“Yeah…probably gonna need to find a fence,” Will said.
“Probably. Maybe keep those under wraps until then,” Loth suggested.
Will swept them back into the Phantom Hand with a shrug.
“We get any Sacrifices?” Will asked. Fungal hydra seemed like it might have some applications.
“Yes, and it’s a damn good sacrifice for a Baker. You know how much they like yeast.”
Will winced as he thought of Brianna.
“According to the experts, if you open your Ability upgrades while holding a Sacrifice, if it is compatible, it’s upgrade branch will be at the top of the list.” Loth said, rummaging through their luggage before handing Will a chunk of mummified flesh.
Will held the fungal hydra in his hand and checked his upgrades.
Regrowing fingers.
The Phantom Hand gains 5 slots to store the effects of Relics sacrificed to it. Only one can be active at a time, and when the active slot is switched, the previous one will become inactive for 24 hours. If a slot is overwritten, it will be inactive for a week.
Will’s brows rose, but he switched to Aspect of the Goat to see what that had available.
Fungal Healing.
User becomes immune to fungal infections of all kinds, is immune to fungal poisons, receives extra nutrition from fungus, and may press fungus against wounds to simulate a mid-grade healing potion.
Not bad, but no.
Will wasn’t going to add anything to Aspect of the Goat until he could transform it into a higher tier Ability, namely Aspect of the Immortal Serpent, or Aspect of the Uru Drake, which would increase the overall power and the number of upgrades he could give the Ability.
Will’s eye twitched as he realized that he had another Secondary Ability upgrade, which meant they had passed level 20.
Makes sense, Will thought, checking how the Fungal Hydra interacted with Sourdough.
Powerful Yeast.
Growth rate of the Relic starter is drastically improved.
Well, that’s good, but I’m not sure it’s what I want.
Sure, it would be nice to recover valuable consumables in a week instead of a month, but Will was going to continue gradually wearing away at the speed problem by raising his stats, and more than anything, he wanted to make Sourdough into something that simply couldn’t be replicated by spending more money.
Will wanted to alter the way the Ability behaved.
“How many of these do we have?” Will asked, motioning to the chunk of mummified hydra and mycelium.
“Plenty,” Loth said.
Will held the Fungal Hydra up high.
Do you wish to Sacrifice Fungal Hydra to Phantom Hand?
Yes.
There was a flash of light and the chunk of mummified flesh was gone.
Phantom Hand has been upgraded. Review the description for changes.
Phantom Hand**
Passive
Active: 1 charge.
Gain the use of an ethereal Phantom Hand. Access a tiny amount of dimensional storage with a Charge. Sacrifice a stored Relic to apply its effect to one of five slots. Only one slot can be active at a time. Switching to another slot causes the previous one to be inactive for 24 hours, and overwriting a slot causes the slot to be inactive for a week.
Relic effect and Phantom Hand’s abilities scale with Acuity.
Potency gains from items in Phantom Hand do not apply scaling to their own effect.
Current effect:
Slot 1:
Ring of accuracy*
+12 Strength
7 degrees of correction.
Manhunter: When a creature is struck by a projectile from the wearer, they are drawn toward the shooter along the path of the projectile. Force scales with Strength.
Will felt like rubbing his hands together in glee.
The ability to store more than one item was extremely desireable. Even with the cooldown in place, it still meant he could add new things and change his build without losing powerful Relics that he still might use later. There was even wiggle-room for experimentation, one-offs, and ‘trash’ Relics.
That was incredibly valuable.
Also, the Ring of Accuracy giving 12 strength? Shouldn’t it be higher? How high is my Acuity?
Will checked his stats.
William Oh
Resourceful Climber Level 22
23+ 12 Strength
66 Kinesthetics
69 Resistance
44 Focus
79 Acuity
Charges: 44/44
Free Points: 5
Item Abilities: Manhunter, 7 degree correction.
Primary Abilities: Aspect of the Goat, Phantom Hand**
Secondary Abilities: Sourdough
Ability Upgrade Available! (x2)
Secondary Ability Upgrade Available!
Oh right, I’m not wearing any gear, Will thought, assigning his free stats to Acuity.
Like his previous opponent, Will had forgotten base stats were a thing.
And also that he was naked.
Suddenly aware of it, Will tucked his sheets up to his collarbone.
Loth chuckled and shook her head, turning to lock the door, causing Will’s skin to turn cold.
“I’ve been looking for an opportunity to talk to you alone, actually,” Loth said, turning back to him. “The more people we add to the Party, the harder and harder it’s been to find the time.”
Loth came back from the door. “I wanted to tell you…that I like you.”
Will’s mind went blank.
“I have a…thing for intelligence.” Loth said, sitting beside him on the bed.
“I’m not smart,” Will blurted. “I’m barely literate.”
“Literacy notwithstanding, you’re the smartest human I’ve come across.”
Loth kicked her feet against the bed and huffed, looking at the far wall. “But something tells me you’re not physically attracted to kobolds.”
Will opened his mouth. Then closed it. It didn’t seem like lies or reassuring platitudes were what was called for.
“…Not really, no.”
“It would be stranger if you were,” Loth said before cocking her head to the side and tapping a black talon against her chin. “Although paraphilia is a side effect of rapid ascension or descension, so there’s always a glimmer of hope I suppose.”
“What’s ‘paraphilia’?” Will asked.
“You don’t need to know.” Loth said, refusing to define a word the first time since he’d met her.
“Oh.”
“I just wanted to let you know that I have a crush on you, and probably will for quite some time. I understand you aren’t interested in a physical relationship, and I’ve already made my peace with you choosing females of your species. I just…saw you almost die, and it made me realize that I needed to tell you.”
“…Thank you?” Will hazarded, making Loth laugh and shake her head.
“What I’m trying to say, is that I’d like to continue to be friends and partners.” Loth said, offering him a hand.
“Absolutely.” Will said, taking her hand and giving it a firm shake. “I’m more than happy to continue being friends and partners. You’re awesome.”
“Yes, I know,” Loth said, releasing his hand with a smirk and standing up, eye level with him as he reclined in bed.
“The others are flooding the markets with Ivory, looking for Relics and Sacrifices, or just drinking all the top-shelf booze at the inn. Was there anything you’d like me to get for you while you recover?”
Will scrolled through his potential upgrades to Sourdough until he found the one he’d been imagining.
Erosion Golem
Reverse Entropy
Damaged (but not destroyed) permanent Relics can now be targeted with a charge of Sourdough, which will cause them to passively absorb Relic Dust to gradually repair themselves for one month. Speed scales with Focus
“Erosion golem or Immortal Serpent sacrifices,” Will said.
“I know about your plans for Immortal Serpent, but Erosion golem?” Loth asked. “What for?”
“It would allow Sourdough to target permanent Relics for repair.” Will said.
“Useful but a bit of a fringe issue. I would like to repair my rope amulet, but it’s likely not worth pivoting your entire Build to make it happen. You’ve got something more interesting in mind for it?”
Will glanced around to make sure no one else was listening.
“Once Sourdough can target permanent Relics, I’m going to look for another upgrade that will allow me to steep those permanent Relics in the dust of others with specific attributes in order to ‘ferment’ them on those Relics.”
Loth’s eyes widened.
“For example, grab a bunch of lifesteal Relics off a young lord, turn them into dust, and then infuse a tomahawk with the ability to drain health. As a random, non-specific example.” Will said with a shrug. “I’ll have to wait until level thirty at the soonest, but I can feel it in my bones that this will be worth the upgrade slots.”
“…You intend to create a single, outlandishly powerful Relic with a wide array of stat boosts and Abilities by sacrificing dozens, or even hundreds of other Relics to a single base that was already powerful, then feeding the resulting artifact to your Phantom Hand, greatly magnifying it’s already mind-boggling potency into a passive boost that no one could hope to surpass or remove.”
“Oh. That’s a good idea, let’s do that instead,” Will said.
“I know you already thought of it.” Loth said with half-lidded eyes. “I like it. It’s brutally effective.”
“As brutally effective as causing wasps to erupt from people and eat them?” Will asked.
“Perhaps more so.” Loth said, considering for a moment. “William, you are already a nightmare for other Climbers to battle, given your ability to disrupt their Builds by snatching Relics off their body. If you manage to develop Sourdough in the manner you described, you will become equally powerful against the monsters of The Tower…in short, you will become a Lord.”
“That was always the plan.” Will said with a shrug.
“Yes, but now I can see it.”
“You couldn’t before!?” Will asked, aghast, motioning to his sheet-covered body. The motion caused the scars on his right side to twinge, but at least he got a laugh.
“I’ll see if I can find either of the Sacrifices you mentioned,” Loth said, shaking her head. “You just rest. Magical healing is never one hundred percent efficient, so you need some bed rest and food to recover.”
“Not my first time being bed-ridden, thank you very much,” Will said, crossing his arms petulantly.
“Yes, and I wish it would happen less often,” Loth said, patting him on the head before retreating through the door.
Am I the mature one, or is it Loth? Will thought as the silence pressed in around him.
…Probably Loth.
It only took two days to completely recover. Once Will had eaten and gotten some sleep, he took the final Potion of Greater Healing, which removed the soreness from the web of operation scars on his side.
Once he could move, he went over to the luggage and dug through the Sourdough barrel full of Relic Dust and pulled out a fully-formed smoke bomb, the Clay Idol, the potion of Fury, and another Potion of Greater Healing, putting the potions in his Phantom Hand, and the Clay Idol on his belt.
Lastly, Will pulled out Cold Harvest, inspecting the sickle.
Sickle of Cold Harvest
+2 Focus
+ 3 Strength
2% life drain
Applies Hoarfrost debuff to those damaged by the sickle, 5 seconds.
(Hoarfrost: the victim’s attack and movement are slowed 30% as crystals grow on their joints. The sharp crystals boost bludgeoning damage against the victim but interfere with slashing and fire damage.)
Worth a shot. If Will absorbed it, and it didn’t work the way he was hoping it would, then there was no point in keeping it around forever. There were other ways to create hoarfrost to survive the 3rd Floor.
Would you like to Sacrifice the Sickle of Cold Harvest to gain its effect?
Yes.
The Sickle of Cold Harvest’s effect will destroyed, it’s effect assigned to Slot 2, which is empty. Do you still wish to Sacrifice the Sickle of Cold Harvest?
Yes.
Will checked its stats.
Sickle of Cold Harvest
+4 Focus
+ 6 Strength
4% life drain
Applies Hoarfrost debuff to those damaged by William Oh, 10 seconds.
(Hoarfrost: the victim’s attack and movement are slowed 63% as crystals grow on their joints. The sharp crystals boost bludgeoning damage against the victim but interfere with slashing and fire damage.)
Will switched to slot two, and there was a strange organic pop that resounded through his mind, like a lizard that had shed a tail, and an odd pain that radiated through the Phantom Hand as its index finger blackened in front of Will’s gaze.
It was odd, but not completely unexpected.
Now, to test it out.
Will was too excited to head outside and test it on a monster, he needed to know if it’d worked right now, so he pulled out his tomahawk and drew a tentative cut across the back of his arm.
Instantly, it felt like someone had shoved him into a bath of ice-water as his entire body erupted with hoarfrost, radiating outward from his left arm.
Ow.
The sheer amount of hoarfrost dwarfed the amount they’d created when they used the Relic to create water, and Will could barely move. He tried to brush the hoarfrost off, but his joints were stiff and weak, causing him to move drastically slower.
Probably about 63%, if I had to guess, Will thought wryly.
After ten excruciating seconds, the ice faded away, allowing him to move at full speed again.
Holy…crap. That is awesome.
Comments
Ariel
Gods I love Loth. I really want them to somehow end up together!!!!
Ben B
Replacing a sacrificed relic with a new one causes a week cooldown. Doesn’t happen when filling an empty slot though. Meanwhile one finger turned black for the one day cooldown for swapping off that relic finger.
Spoolofwhool
I'm confused how the one week inactive works when sacrificing an item into a slot works. The wording to me seems to imply that add a new item to phantom hand means it can't be used for a week. This is pretty bad for testing purposes, but isn't shown to be the case given that William could use the hoarfrost sickle power immediately. Or would it only apply when a slot is overwritten and not when it's initially filled?
Malcolm Haynes
No. Both would have mentioned that for sure if he was dead.
Doctor Zero
What happened to the bad guys? Did Mark die?
CherMi
He should find an enormous spatial storage and sacrifice it to his hand. Then it will be a secure vault for stockpiling relics and even he would require at least a day to access it for his primary combat slot to become available again after.
Stephen E Wilson Jr.
Agreed. (That loth will evolve into a dragon woman) Loth gets what she wants and shifting her evolution path to achieve many goals with a single trap is very Loth.
gabriel hutcherson
Loth=best girl
Gaunt
Would like to get the explination for the headpats in kobold society but would love to see Loth be more physically affectionate going further. Normalise the contact, any barrier can be worn down if determined enough
zero
good job Loth, that one's always hard
Nechochwen
I would argue that this is an issue of a (copyright friendly little-person-with-harry-feet) being given a (copyright friendy laser-sword). I personally am excited to see the power levels of the actual threats of this world, especially considering the implied levels of his parents, and all the hidden masters around him growing up. Also want to see him eventually get an ability to tap into his legend, maybe... Aspect of the G.O.A.T.?
Jimmy Oneil
Kobold love ❤️
Ryan Naquin
So is Mark Wyrd dead? What about the group of mercs? I dont need a detailed accounting but some closure would be nice.
chris
Sniper: ring of accuracy. Melee: extendible rod. A rod that extends relative to a climbers stats. With Will, extendo-tomahawk. Debuffer: the grossest shofar. A horn that when blown through does a large aoe attack that causes nausea and vertigo and damage to all who hear it. Additionally make a disgusting and funny noise. With Will it syncs with his tomahawks sonic-psychic attack. Tank: bouncy ball mace. A stick with a spiky ball made of a rubber like material at the top. When equipped all damage is slightly reduced relative to stats and returned to the attacker. With Will his body becomes more bendy and bouncy and all attacks against him have the same effect. Nuker: barbed lasso. A lasso rope coated in sharp barbs. When equipped all attacks do additional slicing damage and can be used to encircle a group of enemies and rapidly tighten slicing and damaging enemies. With Will all attacks have additional slicing damage and, and centered on the phantom hand Will can produce a cage of barbed rope around a group of enemies englobing then rapidly shrinking, cutting and damaging the whole time. Warning, crushing lesser enemies can render them a soup like homogenate. Experimental: shield of selfishness: when equipped you can redirect attacks aimed at others toward yourself thereby defending your allies and frustrating your opponents. With Will allows him to draw attacks aimed at others a lead those attacks rapidly around behind him. Synergizes with snipers and nukers very well.
Jeff Wells
Why not? You still needed 100 relics to gain the effect, and they would have to ferment for a long ass time. That seems like a fair trade off. Even right now Oh would be wasting his time doing it that way, rather than finding more potent relics to sacrifice. Also the really unique and powerful effect types are going to come from higher level creatures anyway. For example I doubt lifesteal effects at any % appear on floor 1, and if they do they'll be extremely rare.
Jeff Wells
That's why he had to test it out. He didn't know if the hoarfrost effect would be "lost" because it applies to a non-existent sickle, if it becomes borderline useless because it applies to a phantom hand that can't interact with physical objects, or if he gets a powerful upgrade to his existing abilities because it applies to any attack he makes. This makes sense to me, because this is the same kind of effect as the sting ring, which applied to any attacks he made, including launching pebbles out of phantom storage.
Jackson Andrews
i’m struggling a bit with this story in a way i usually don’t with macros stories. i can’t tell if it’s the power system or just the plot so far. but i can’t help but feel that other than wills initial struggle in this story, will is getting stronger, more, better, and faster then it feels like he earned. i know that these stories are all power fantasies. but it still feels less earned than other stories even ones that went to fast like ravager. i’m still interested, just less than i have been…
Cyrus McEnnis
Of course, Will is going to need a way to swap between gear sets to truly synergise his builds at the drop of a Goat Mask. Might well be worth burning a relic slot on to have a permanent wardrobe available - assuming, naturally, that he won't get a Phantom Closet ability somewhere down the line
God
Pretty sure he is gonna get the healer stuff from the immortal serpernt. Something like giving his blood to allies. Plus he already can do some of that stuff with sourdough.
Quex
Loth really is the best.
Joshua Gunty
*Pepe Silviloth written a hundred times in increasingly jagged script*
Thomas Issa
He already has the self healing through lifesteal He does need a way to get rid of debuffs though Also, because any damage he does transmits the debuff and with high enough Acu possibly making immobility 100% He should not keep the sickle active in melee because stuff like skinning his knees or the impact of charge attacks will immobilise himself for a while Whereas completely stopping every enemy he hits will make him an extremely effective debuffing sniper
Domy
Well kobolds are said to be the descendants of dragons, dragons are beings of great magical might, great magical might means shapeshifting, ergo, Loth will become a hot dragon lady. DON’T TOUCH THE RED STRING. Just look at the conspiracy board. It all makes sense.
Thomas Issa
He can store 5 relics in his hand now as possible equipped relics with only 1 active at a time He made the sickle active so anyone damaged by him gets the debuff, so now he can inflict the ailment whenever he does damage So when he hurts himself he will give himself the ailment But also anyone he damages with his Tomohawk or hand bullets or anything else, like using his fist
Andrew Tobin
If it was lord level, I suppose there’s no reason not to do that. He’d need 180 degrees all up, so it’d be across what length of distance, but he’d need to get the reflect ability and once he had that he’d barely need any correction (if it was already turned back). The easiest nerf is to have each additional +1 to cost more, so it’s exponentially expensive. That said, a character finding an exploit is kind of a thing.
Sanairb
Balance? This is a Macronomicon story. What's this "balance" you speak of? The only balance is if it's awesome or not.
Cyrus McEnnis
Typically, Kobold genitals are used as decoration once plucked from the smoking corpse of their foe.
mmarkgraf212
He won't need to worry if he makes it past all the other floors that have already been explored.
kfir with a כ
Only the abilities stay, so he doesn't summon a ghost sickle, but he still summons frost on those he damages.
Akkido
Yeah. I imagine that a higher version of a boost would just replace the lower version, so adding a +1 to acuity relic and then adding a +2 to acuity relic would end up with it just having a +2 to acuity. As the higher stat would take priority.
Cyrus McEnnis
All his attacks gain Hoarfrost. Sling Bullets, Tomahawk, Rusty Butter Knife, Harsh Language. Any offensive action gains that ability. Just a _tad_ broken, but then again this is William Oh we're talking about.
Karma
Can someone explain the absorption thing? His phantom hand absorbed the sickle, but his tomahawk has the hoarfrost ability?
EDMANGO
Im team lolliam? Wilth? (Ship names are hard) Whatever for the long haul. Tho he'll probably end up with the baker girl in the end unless whoever he ends up with beats the sense he should try dating Loth into him (I hope)
Cyrus McEnnis
Let's talk possible builds. Will has a sniper/repositioner build with the Ring of Accuracy. The slower/debuffer role has yet to be built into a build proper, but given the AOE on his tomahawk I suspect that's gonna be a melee role of some description because AOE slow is _insane_. An off-tank role is gonna need some "look at me" relics. Nuker - in all honesty he can do that with most of his builds by adding a ranged AOE ability. But assuming he specialises each slot that's sniper, melee debuffer, durability tank, and nuker, leaving 1 slot for experimentation. He'd be well advised to use a slot as an ally buffer role, as buffing Loth's minions would have incredibly synergistic effects. Call it "Pocket Bard". Then really the only role left that Will "Party of One" Oh needs to fill out his roster is that of Healer - and if he drops Nuker to a modifier of his other roles, he could squeak that in.
austin kutz
So, kobold genitals. They're lizard adjacent, so they have a cloaca, right? Or since this is fantasy land, do they have something else?
Exrotes
From a balance standpoint I'm thinking the relic merging is gonna be a massive loss in effectiveness so Will can't do something like buy a couple hundred low level items that grant 1-2 degrees of correction then grind them into dust and use them all to give +99 degrees of correction to a Relic that deflects enemy projectiles so it mirrors them directly back at the attacker.
Andrew
Thank you!
Joshua Gunty
Aww, poor Loth, I was almost sure William wasn't going to care about appearances.
Cyrus McEnnis
Quick note - Will's at full charge after releasing and reabsorbing Wyrd's relics? We've had it implied already that a "bunch" of things can be stored with one charge (sling bullets), but even then wouldn't it cost one charge to store the relics again? And yikes that's a cornerstone ability now. Will's flexibility is gonna be insane.
1234
Thank you for the chapter! Btw, wasn't will supposed to gain another secondary ability in level 20?
Exrotes
I wonder how many floors it will take for Will to realize that being a Lord somewhere that isn't already claimed will involve sitting in a random hut in some horrible grotto where anyone with less than 50 resistance will drop dead within a week and the value in the claim will be some horrible natural resource that synergizes with Sourdough to make him rich.
