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Chapter 59: Akul has Everything
🕑 Added 2024-10-15 17:42:52 +0000 UTCClark Fiddle twiddled his thumbs, scanning the surroundings for any sign of kaiju or rebel activity from his station, despite being near the center of the city.
He was currently guarding a ‘correctional facility’ with a fearsome reputation, known as ‘The Pit’.
None of that was true. There were no prisoners, only more guards who lived on-site, wearing prisoner outfits for the sake of the ruse.
No one wanted to break in to a prison, and the average citizen was happy enough ducking their heads and thanking their lucky stars they hadn’t been sent to The Pit, never really questioning why they didn’t know anyone who’d been housed there.
What they really had was a kaiju, restrained smack dab in the middle of the city.
Clark had watched the outer fences for two years before they had trusted him enough to take a rotation on the inside, and what he saw horrified him. A team of mages with strong CC Abilities keeping the monster asleep and restrained at all times.
There was a team of excavators and masons constantly working to make the pit the kaiju was in deeper, strengthening its prison around it.
That made him feel a little better, but if those crowd control mages ever missed a day…
It answered some questions about how the city was so unblemished by kaiju spawns, typically spawning outside the city and in fewer numbers, making a city a workable concept.
The Tower must’ve had a hard limit on the distance kaiju could spawn from each other and how many could be active at a time, allowing Baron Akul to restrain some exceptionally slow or weak kaiju to create a ‘safe zone’ upon which a city could be built.
‘Exceptionally slow and weak’ was a relative term, as the beast that slumbered underneath the prison could still cause untold destruction if it were ever roused.
Clark knocked on the wood post beside him.
It never hurt to be a little superstitious with these things.
In the distance, Clark could make out a wagon train coming down the road that ran adjacent to the faux prison exterior, causing his heart to skip for joy.
That must be the monthly kit.
Since it housed hundreds of guards who had limited contact with the world just beyond the range of the fence, supplies were shipped in on large wagon trains, from flour and beans to metal utensils, salt, cloth, toilet paper…
Everything the prison needed to keep running.
Those cans of cinnamon rolls preserved in honey…Oh, gods I hope they have some of those. Hopefully I can get some before the ‘lifers’ snag them all.
The guards who played at being prisoners were the ones with higher clearance, and not allowed to leave the facility until their term of service was over, at which point they were under Contract to lie about their time there, accepting the stigma of being a ‘former criminal’ in exchange for a generous stipend paid by the Baron.
It was a devil’s bargain, but there were always men willing to accept it.
Clark was not one of them. He could freely come and go to his wife and home in the city, and as a result earned a commensurately small amount for his work, as well as not being privy to certain classified secrets.
Which was fine with Clark, who had discovered that knowing more did not always make him feel better. In fact, the opposite was true, as he’d been having nightmares about the earth erupting as the sleeping giant buried under the city woke and unleashed death and destruction.
Soon as this contract is up, I’m moving out of The Tower. Me and Maggie can try for a baby. Much safer to have a baby outside, and I’m sick of pulling ou-
The wagon train took a left at the gate, the guards at the outer gate waving them in, prompting Clark to stiffen and ready himself at the second gate, putting his game face on.
The inspector halted the wagon before it came through the second gate, peering inside the lead wagon.
The inspector peered inside the first wagon, nodded, then waved them through, proceeding to the second and third.
Clark and his partner, Jacob, who was an enormous tool, got on either side of the second gate and opened it for the wagon.
The man driving the wagon was gaunt, almost skeletal, with sunken cheeks and an amiable grin. Like a happy corpse. He was wearing an oversized straw hat and overalls.
On the bench beside him was a wicked looking scythe that radiated ominous energy.
Did the inspector not see that, or what?
“Excuse me sir, that weapon…” Clark said, pointing it out.
“Oh, it’s nothing but a family heirloom,” the skeletal man said, reaching up to tip his hat. “but I understand and I’d be happy to leave it here at the gate should you-“
The man did not tip his hat, instead grabbing hold of something hidden under his straw hat and slipping it down over his face.
A mask of purest Abyss.
On the other side of town, Will was eating breakfast while he walked, pondering his Build.
Will only had two of the five fingers of Phantom Hand slotted with any kind of item.
In the first slot was his ring of accuracy, with the mancatcher mutation, which increased his Strength by a drastic amount and allowed him to tug enemies around the battlefield.
In the second slot was Cold Harvest, which added modest lifesteal and strong frost debuff to every attack.
Will had already confirmed that the frost debuff applied when used with-
Will’s eye twitched as his hand dropped to his waist, where The Tomahawk of the Serpent used to rest.
The weapon’s psychic AOE was an excellent way to piggyback status effects past a monster’s – or person’ – defenses, and he was already missing it dearly.
It looks like the next job we’re going to take is the Phantom Thief. I want my axe back.
That was something they would work on later. For right now, it was time to finally visit the legendary marketplace of the 5th Floor.
The marketplace sprawled out onto one of the main streets, with trinkets and consumables and less valuable Relics lining the streets.
There was food, too, with stalls of baked goods and street meats cleverly sandwiched between far more expensive Relic stalls, which made the inflated price of their wares sound reasonable by comparison.
Will bought some ‘french toast’ as they strolled through the market, almost unable to hear each other over the crowds.
“Rings, got rings for all ‘types here, I got fire rings, water rings, poison rings. Rings that blow up when you get hit! Rings that hypnotize, pulverize, womanize, you name it, I got it!” A hawker shouted right into Will’s ear as they passed by. He gave the stall a glance but the rings weren’t even behind a case, which implied they weren’t valuable enough to steal.
“You’ve got rings that blow up when you get hit?” Will asked, asking between bites of fluffy goodness as he stopped to look.
“That’s right, try this one on for size, kid,” the merchant said, pulling a chunky-looking ring out of the display for Will to appraise.
Ring of Explosive Retribution
+3 Resistance
When the user is dealt damage, creates a nine-foot radius explosion around the wearer that deals moderate bludgeoning damage.
“Does it protect you from the explosion damage?” Will asked.
“Obviously, it raises your resistance. Just imagine, a jumper hits you in the back and BAM! Flings that little shit right off of you.”
“But it says damage, so if an attack is stopped stopped by your armor, it won’t count, will it? And if it’s a ranged attack from beyond nine feet, it still triggers the explosion.” Will said. “Meaning someone could pelt you with little darts and you would just keep exploding for more damage than the darts themselves, right?” Will asked.
“You know what? Move on, I got real customers to worry about.” The merchant said, waving him off.
Will shrugged and moved on, grabbing another piece of french toast out of his bag and dipping it in his syrup cup as he walked
“You probably aren’t going to find anything amazing in the street stalls.” Loth said. “You’re also going to get fat.”
“Nah, I got another five years before my body gives up on me,” Will said, rolling up the delicious fluffy egg-bread and shoving it in his face.
“If you even live that long.”
“Exactly.”
Loth nodded. “I guess that’s fair. Ooh, there it is.” She tugged his sleeve and pointed at a store.
Exotic Sacrifices
Will nodded, swallowed his meal, rolled up his bag and dipping cup, tossing them in a nearby trash can before heading over to the store, navigating the river of people streaming through the streets.
Will had seen streets almost this crowded once, during a festival in a larger town, but every day? It didn’t even seem possible.
Finally the two of them arrived in the store.
“Welcome, welcome!” the man behind the counter said, waving them in.
Everything on display was protected behind thick glass that shimmered with some kind of enchantment. Will was curious to see if his Phantom Hand could get through it, but not enough to risk starting a fight with the bouncers.
‘Bouncers’ plural.
This is more like it, Will thought, approaching the man behind the counter and opening his mouth to speak.
“You’re William Oh, correct?” The merchant said before Will could open his mouth. He had a wild mane of black hair and broken front teeth, looking far more wild than Will would’ve expected from such a high-security place.
“Steve told me about your Party’s needs. Here’s what I have.”
He reached down under the countertop and pulled out a shallow box, with nearly a dozen Sacrifices on display, each on their own individual silk pillow.
“May I?” Will asked.
“Of course, but if you Sacrifice it, you’ve bought it. And if you don’t have the money, Mo and Edmund here will be more than happy to beat it back out of you.”
Will reached out and touched the solid bar of metal as he read the description.
Erosion Golem
A rare enemy on the ninth floor.
Adds abilities related to entropic destruction, repair and crafting to an aspirants Class.
1 Resistance 2 Focus 1 Kinesthetics.
Popular with Lords granting powerful Crafting Classes to Aspirants, or any item/consumeable focused Build.
Will confirmed that it was an erosion golem by checking that his first upgrade choice while holding the chunk of solid metal.
It was.
“That’s a yes,” Will said, taking his hand off it before turning to the other.
He glanced over at the next item. A preserved pale arm, about a foot long. The flesh was opaque, but it seemed as though the flesh might’ve been somewhat transluscent before it had been dried.
Axolotl
A rare enemy on the seventh Floor.
Adds powerful regeneration abilities to Aspirant’s Class choices. Favored by mages looking to add survivability without losing focus, or Fighters looking to add Focus without losing durability. or berserkers, or blood Ability users who wish to avoid scar-tissue buildup.
2 Resistance 2 Focus
Will checked what it would add to Aspect of the Goat.
Regeneration: Sacrifice an Axolotl to allow the user to regenerate, Including scar tissue and missing limbs. This healing is natural and not faster than what the body is naturally capable of.
“I can see why you’d want that,” the merchant said, glancing at Will’s stump as he teared up.
“Yeah. Definitely want this one,” Will croaked, restraining himself from immediately adding it to Aspect of the Goat.
He reluctantly moved on to the next, a chunk of preserved flesh with a scaly green exterior.
Immortal serpent
Adds Powerful healing, health and longevity abilities to an Aspirant’s Class choices. May offer meta options for magical Abilities. Favored by those who want their legend to last forever.
Will frowned and re-read that last sentence.
Favored by Climbers who wish to live a long, healthy life, free from crippling injury or disease.
Will touched it and checked what it would do to Aspect of the Goat. Now that he was actually touching it, he could see more information.
Qualitative upgrade to Aspect of the Goat detected!
Aspect of the Goat Becomes Aspect of the Immortal Serpent.
Abilities of Aspect of the Goat are retained and bundled in with Aspect of the Immortal Serpent.
Qualitative Upgrade increases Upgrade Slots from 1 to 6.
Aspect of the Immortal Serpent: Sacrifice an Immortal Serpent to allow the user to heal more completely. Scars and damage, both external and internal will fade away over time, and only a complete removal of a limb or organ will prevent this healing.
Oh, that’s interesting.
Will didn’t know that Aspect of the Goat only had one slot for upgrades, but he always suspected, ever since he’d seen Aspect of the Gravity Goat listed as a potential upgrade.
Why would that be an option if he’d sacrificed Gravity Goat originally?
He figured that the Gravity Goat leather had been in such poor condition that it had given him a degraded version.
Will decided to ask to make sure.
“Excuse me, do you know what a qualitative upgrade is?”
“Ah, you must’ve sacrificed a piece of poorly preserved Immortal Serpent leather or something, right?” the merchant asked, winking.
“…Yeah,” Will said, frowning.
“This is a rare phenomenon, but not completely unheard of,” The merchant said. “Sometimes, when someone Sacrifices a poorly preserved Sacrifice during Class creation that doesn’t meet the minimum requirements, The System compensated by giving you a degraded version of the Abilities you would’ve gotten otherwise.”
“Uhuh,” Will nodded.
“But The Tower is nothing if not fair, if you come across one of the three sacrifices you used during Class generation you can perform a Qualitative Upgrade to bring it up to where it was supposed to be. It uses up one of the upgrades you get every five levels, but it doesn’t use a slot, it upgrades the Ability, and it typically expands the maximum limit of upgrade slots the Ability can take.”
“They didn’t go into that much detail in my school,” Will mused.
“It is a rare occurrence. People used to do it more often because a Qualitative Upgrade could often outperform a normal Ability in the long term.”
That perked Will up.
“But…the early survival rate was noticeably lower, and the Aspirants often didn’t survive The Trial.”
“They didn’t even make it to the Trial.” Will muttered, shaking his head, imagining moldy bones trapped in their own extradimensional tomb.
“Eh?”
“Nothing. So, is there a way to determine how many upgrades an Ability can have?” Will asked. “They didn’t go over that in school either.”
“Understandable, they don’t expect commoners to need the information. There is a way, though. Well, not directly, per se, aside from a Qualitative Upgrade telling you,” The merchant said. “But there is a pyramid,” He said, turning to the back shelves.
Will was tempted to grab the chunk of Immortal Serpent and Axolotl and run, but muscled it back.
A moment later the wild-haired shopkeep turned back with a book and flipped through until he revealed a massive illustrated pyramid of Sacrifice Rarity.
S
A
B
C
D
“Now, keep in mind,” The merchant said, motioning to Will. “This pyramid is a human construct, so there are exceptions, but basically, anything up here in the S category -” He held the book up and tapped the pointy top of the pyramid. “-can support between six and nine upgrades to an Ability generated by that Sacrifice, and provide up to five Stat Growth.
“A Rank supports four to six upgrades, and four stat growth,”
“B supports two to four upgrades, and three stat growth.”
“C Supports up to three upgrades and three stat growth.”
“And D supports one or two upgrades and three or less Stat growth.”
“So, Uru Drake?” Will asked.
“Right up at the top,” the merchant said, tapping the pyramid again before setting the book down. “Which is why I couldn’t get my hands on any. Apologies.”
“No worries, so I’m guessing…Immortal serpent is A rank?”
“Yes, it’s good stuff. Rare and valuable, but not impossible to acquire, same with most of your requests. Would you like to inspect the rest of them?”
“Of course.”
The next items were Scavenger Crone, Infuser Demon and Poison Frog Sacrifices that June had requested, alongside samples of Ripley, Ticking Beetle, and Stone Shark for Loth. Travis, Mason and Reggie hadn’t settled on an exact request yet.
All of the Sacrifices were legitimate and looked well-preserved, so Will gave all of them the okay.
When Will saw the price tag, his eyes nearly fell out of his head, but this was the reason they’d allied themselves with the Oilton family in the first place, as well as why he’d been doing so much work performing at the underground fight clubs.
They could afford it, which was even more startling to him.
Will spent the next half hour signing papers authorizing the transfer of funds.
He felt very grown-up.
“Once payment processes, you can come back into the shop and take possession of your new purchases.” The Merchant said as he put the Sacrifices back behind the countertop. “Give it three days.”
Will nodded. Three days seemed like an eternity this close to getting what he needed to get his hand back, but he would do what he had to do.
Once they stepped back outside, Will tapped Loth’s shoulder.
“Can you have your bugs hit those sacrifices with tracking scent? Knowing our luck, the Phantom Thief will try and steal them before we can get them just to spite me.”
“You’re being paranoid, but…okay.” Loth shrugged.
A small shape ducked out of sight into an alleyway as Will looked up.
“You know, I don’t think I’m being paranoid.”
“Where to next?” Loth asked.
“There.” Will said, pointing at a sign.
Rings & Things for all Classes
Comments
Spoolofwhool
I was initially surprised that no-face is back but I guess Alicia demonstrated you can resurrect from decapitation so it's certainly possible.
Aqat
U would need a realy good lawyer to get it beck
Aqat
Only If more of a sacrifice Made it higher tier. Maybe it would still be A Or u should consider sacrificing a whole goat to get A or S
FossilWreckers
This a Goblins Webcomic reference? https://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/03212017-2
Fleisch
Imagine if he sacrificed his entire arm... Would having a skill that involves two S-rank items make it have 9-14 upgrade slots?
Stephen E Wilson Jr.
HIS ARM IS PROPERTY OF THE TOWER....*ominous lighting and thunderclap*
Fleisch
A Game of Chance: Put your name in the hat, what comes out? Something helpful? Something dangerous? Something stupid? Maybe a prank? Who knows! The only thing you know is that it’ll be made especially for you ;)
Fleisch
Ring of ParselTongue: Gain the tongue of a snake. Its length scales with Strength. +5 strength
Fleisch
Doesn’t this mean that his hand is considered an A rank sacrifice?
Ano Ano
The immortal serpent qualitatively upgrades aspect of the goat so that it is stronger and can get more upgrades. Aoxotal upgrades the newly upgraded aspect so that the healing can regenerate full limbs.
Enzo Elacqua
I don’t really get the point of doing both the healing sacrifices, since that seems a little too specialized on survival which isn’t that exciting to be honest
closeded
Amulet of the Anodyne Ass - Amulet in the shape of a donkey that reduces ass pain and/or makes the wearer less threatening but more irritating
Opportunity Drive
Cribbed from my dnd homebrew game. Chaos Capacitor Acts like a rechargeable spell scrolls. Takes spell level x 10 minutes to imbue a spell. (Ability in this case). Stored spell has its numerical values altered. Roll 1d6 for each number in the spell, odd divides, even multiplies (by the value on the die). Once stored, fades within 24 hours.
Donovan
A Dimension Ring (slight curse). Through the ring hole is an inter dimensional space. If you grab the four corners of the square ring you can expand the ring to the size of a door way and walk into a space the size of a closet/ hallway. When you un-expand the ring you must keep a finger logged in the hole our risk dimensional collapse. While the finger is in the hole it is in an another dimension so it can not be used normally. Giving the outward appearance and function of a severed finger.
Daemion
Somehow I don't think Will is getting his hand back yet. Also, would he retain his Phantom Hand if the real one was healed?
Fleisch
The Legend Ring: In your periphery vision, you can write notes for later use. These notes can last from one Climber to the next. P.S. There might even be some good info about a lost treasure chest with a, Uru Drake scale in it?
Fleisch
A Ring of Unmetigated Gull: The user is filled with confidence in his or her own abilities. They become extra aware of others weaknesses and how to exploit them There is a small, tiny-ity bity chance that you become a sociopath from this ring but ITS WORTH IT! +15 Acuity
Bookworm bibliophile
Maybe an invincible shiled or cube that he can he jump on and protect him from attacks(maybe he can apply it on his hand). Or a ring that could help him collect information from his surroundings and let him go on detective mode(he can sacrifice it to his hand)
Pseudo
Sh!t about to go down
StrollingEye
Ring of Fairy: you grow delicate glossamar wings that looks pretty, and allows you to sense psychic powers being applied, synergies with psychic artifacts powering them up further. Maybe a tomahawk?
StrollingEye
Ring of Digestion:. Hold your hand on a non-sentient organic object and over time it slowly digests and becomes food. Otherwise known as the Ring of Poop creation
Mi
The Dagger of Finality : as long as the wielder is the only creature to damage an enemy, the debuffs on that enemy can't be dispelled or naturally removed while in combat. Makes the whole duelist side of Will shine if he finds other sources of debuffs (poison, fire, etc).
Michael
Which could make an interesting menu item: the William Oh Bread and Butter. Giant loaf of bread and a platter amount of meat.
Michael
Gave me the idea when he got thorned water during the hydra fight. Assuming more resistance = longer breath holding could be good against squishy targets. And because being a genie and twisting items is William’s bread and butter.
Macronomicon
lol, imagine people trying to buy that thinking it would help with actually breathing underwater.
Michael
Ring of waterbreathing: Everyone in an area centered on the user has their lungs filled with water. Volume and area dependent on focus.
Exrotes
Ring of Delayed retribution, +X resistance and any damage or debuff applied to Will gets the amount/effect reduced by his Resistance added to the Ring and can then be activated so the next attack he gets hit with is reflected and all previous values get stacked onto the mirrored value.
Lee
A quick change spatial ring. It can only contain clothing/wearable equipment and 1 charge to change/switch your clothes instantly. Hehe
E
Ring of the troll bride. Expand a charge, terrible gas knocks everyone out but wearer smells nothing.
chris
A shield that draws ranged attacks to its wielder. Could be used conventionally by Reggie, or unconventionally by Will's Phantom Hand to kite projectiles behind him as he weaves in between enemies.
Vinohr
The Ring of Borrowed Power allows the wearer to touch an object and drain an aspect of it for a time scaling with acuity. Find some metal and drain it's durability while it crumbles to the touch. Pull the flexibility and spring of a young branch that then becomes brittle while your own movements are enhanced. Take the hydrophobic qualities of wax and reduce the effect of water based attacks. Intensity of effect should probably also scale based on either acuity or resistance.
Skyra
Breastplate of last stand. If charged creates buff that lasts focus * x seconds that absorbs all damage taken based on y * res. Upon exceeding the damage buffer or expiration of buff from time all absorbed damage is doubled and received in reverse order over acuity * x seconds. This would allow to strong but not overpowered defensive option that would create soft set with cold harvest and could create interesting battle scenes. It could stored in phantom hand and with 24 hour cool down it could be trump cars and would fit nicely with creating legend of OP in this case immortal William Oh.
Zak Cyrus
Retributive [Weapon]. Perform an accelerated counterattack whenever you are damaged, against the attacker. Good for Reginald.
Thomas
A feather that goes in a cap that makes people think your ideas are good when you spend a charge, scaling with acuity. A ring of diversion, that causes all eyes to go to the ring for a charge and causes the viewer to either be filled with rage, envy, or pity. The amount scaling off of the difference between the viewer's focus and the user's acuity. An amulet of the buxom bar maid that for a charge grants you an illusionary bust that prevents one attack scaling with strength.
Chad Burnett
Could give him a ring that adds a dot he already has one with a cc so depending on how it's worded a dot might re apply the cc every time
Andrew
Thank you!
Macronomicon
Gonna introduce some new Relics next chapter, trying to come up with as many interesting effects as I can to add some variation to Will's build. I'm thinking about an on-kill dagger that creates low-quality undead. other suggestions here.
