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Minnow the Knight!
🕑 Added 2025-06-24 18:26:33 +0000 UTCSo, our Minnow, in a move that surprises absolutely no one familiar with his coping mechanisms (and perhaps his general lack of physical prowess), has acquired a suit of knight's armor. Full plate. To think of it, customers might even think it's a metaphor for insurance – a desperate attempt to shield oneself from the harsh realities of life.
Naturally, this desire for protection (or perhaps just a desire to look protected) extends to the dream realm. One assumes he fancies himself a valiant champion in that gleaming steel, a noble bulwark against... well, whatever terrors his subconscious cooks up. We'll see how long that noble purpose lasts before the inevitable face-plant. We might even give that suit a protection bonus, who knows!
So, this shiny set of awesome shark-esque armor joins the next outfit poll. Minnow-tier members and above will be deciding this set's fate.
