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May | Patch Notes 😎
🕑 Added 2025-05-09 22:47:18 +0000 UTCMAY your month be sunny and bright—and full of content! ☀️
Welcome to May! Your patch notes wrangler Yan is back for this edition of our OfflineTV Patreon happenings and content for the month. Everyone say “thank you henery” for providing us with an insanely banger edition for April (thank you henery) 🙏 I hope your April was full of blooming energy, but we’re onto May, a month full of sunny opportunities and content ahead!
Grab an iced tea, get comfy, and check out what’s in store for our May Patreon update!
🎶 For this month’s Patroni tune recommendation, it’s time to put y’all onto the song of the year: “Never Have I Ever” by the OT3!
🧣 SECRET APPAREL DROP — Our Frieren Signature Scarf is out!
We released our OfflineTV x Frieren Signature Scarf last Sunday, a Secret Apparel drop exclusively for our Patronis. Check out the Early Access post from last week if you want to grab a cozy scarf before the cool weather hits.
(p.s. if you pre-order now, you’ll receive the scarf in June/July vs. waiting to order it when it’s already cold outside!!! fashion life hack is to just grab it now hehehe!!)
1️⃣ Tier 1, fans
🎬 POOP 1: Tungsten Cube Bonus Scenes | 5.10
The tungsten cube isn’t the only thing dropping—we’ve got bonus scenes from our latest video, dropping in hot for our Patronis this weekend! 🔥 (sorry i lowkey cringed writing this) If you’re craving a Dr. Pepper, this is the perfect opportunity to crack one open and watch our soon-to-come video + POOP.
🎬 POOP 2: Snack Mukbang, but drunk asf | 5.30
Grab a snack and a drink (preferably alcoholic but if you’re underage i didn’t say that) to prep yourself for this month’s POOP, where we’ve got an extra round of our buzzy video coming out later this month.
🎬 BREAKDOWN 1: TUNGSTEN CUBE | 5.11
Our producers, Brodin and Luke, are breaking down the production setup for our latest video, spilling some science facts along the way. Bill Nye, more like Brodin Nye 👨🔬 (sorry again)
🎁 LAUREN’S CLIPPIE OF THE MONTH
we love clippies yes we do we love clippies how bout u—Lauren’s got us with another OTV clippie, full of chaos and sillies for May :>
2️⃣ Tier 2, super fans
🎙️ CREW POD, EP #32 | 5.12
Looking to get your fill in on what’s happening in the streaming scene and a behind-the-scenes yap sesh about OTV happenings? Our crew’s gotcha covered for this month as always on our Crew Pod.
🎮 RETRO GAME SERIES INCOMING
Our newest Tier 2 series is in the works, so get ready to take a trip down memory lane with us to revisit talent’s favorite classic gaming hits soon!
3️⃣ Tier 3, giga fans
💬 LIVE Q&A WITH JOHN | 5.23
You can’t spell Masayoshi without May. John is joining us for a yap sesh with our gigafans in May’s live Q&A sesh! We’ll be posting for Qs on May 19th, so if you’ve got some devious questions up your sleeves, make sure to keep your notifs on for our Ask Away post later this month!
oh, and if you haven’t noticed yet, we also have a snazzy new Patreon banner! :3 so adorbs
💭 QOTMPN (Question of the Monthly Patch Notes)
What’s something you have in your room that makes it feel exactly like home?
I’ll never be able to have a cozy home if I don’t have a candle lit. Even in this economy, I highkey will continue shilling out $$ for a couple of peony-scented candles to keep me sane and comfy, even in the warm weather 😭
Thanks for tuning into May’s edition of our Patroni Patch Notes! Hang tight, enjoy the sunny weather, open those Pokemon card packs and share your crazy pulls in our Discord, because our team is also starting to become fiends (looking at u henry) 👀
Lots of sunshine and love,
Yan ☀️
p.s. we’re testing some things out—if this is your first edition of our patch notes, welcome to the OfflineTV Patreon! it’s our corner of the internet where we air out some of our unhinged thoughts, share some extended cuts, and talk about up-and-coming things in OTVland :3 can’t wait to see you around!
Comments
OfflineTV Official
HEELLO KIMIE03
Kimie03
Hello Yanyns. Your post has convinced me to subscribe to this patreon. I am wishing you the best o7
OfflineTV Official
aww coming home to your pet is always the best feeling
ProdigyMouse
Thank you Henry (and thanks Yan too for keeping all us Patronies up to date on what's happening!) As for your QOTM- I'd say having my cat esp. when she comes to the door as I come in after a long day I just feel like "Yeah I'm at home and I can chill in front of the TV with my cat" 🙂
Kagekiri [影切り]
thank you henery
