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CxC Chapter 73: A Bad Joke
🕑 Added 2025-07-31 15:46:33 +0000 UTCHighschool DxD: Crawling x Chaos Chapter 73: A Bad Joke ~Yuta Yukimura~ I sat in Serafall's secret room in a deafening silence as my mind
Highschool DxD: Crawling x Chaos
Chapter 73: A Bad Joke
~Yuta Yukimura~
I sat in Serafall's secret room in a deafening silence as my mind tried its very absolute best to compute what had occured. I must have sat there for at least an hour or so in pure contemplation.
Sure, this world had a tendency to leave me speechless. But never had I been left so utterly befuddled.
So, Serafall, Sona's sister comes in, yanks me away, orgasms from eating my food, asks me about my ability, starts crashing out when I pull out my wand, complains about Yu-Gi-Oh for some reason, agrees to do a collab with me, then when she learns about sea serpent she asks what I would think about marrying her?
What is happening in this mad world!?
And what do I do with her panties?
Feat Achieved! Acquire Satan Serafall Leviathan's panties
+1x Gold Item Gacha ticket
...Quietly thank her for the gift is what I did before stashing them in my shadow storage.
Rolling Gold Item Gacha...
An Elite Item!
[Black Marlin]
|Rarity: Elite|
A ring that allows the user to control any liquid around themselves, including water and blood, with simple hand gestures by expending their energy/mana. However, it only functions in the presence of water or any other form of liquid. Oftentimes, the water takes the shape of serpents or dragons.
Is this because I talked about the Sea Serpent of the End? I already had a potent enough Hydrokinetic ability, so this couldn't do much other than collect dust in my shadow storage since it did not mention boosting the power of existing abilities.
After inspecting the rather fancy-looking ring, I threw it back in Shadow Storage and stood up.
Regardless of what Serafall said, it was out of sight and out of mind. I'd handle whatever problem her presence would cause me when it would actually cause me. For now, I would do what I was best at and act like nothing was wrong.
Slotting in Void Travel and leaving the room using it so that Serafall's room wouldn't get caught, I reappeared at a stall in the men's toilet before quickly getting out into the hallway.
'I should find Rias and the others'
Being by my lonesome was a pretty boring prospect, and I did kind of ditch them without a word, so I started walking to find my girlfriends, but as I was walking down a deserted hallway, a voice called out to me.
"Yuta-kun right? I've been looking for you."
A mature yet regal-sounding masculine voice called out to me. The moment the voice registered, I turned around without really thinking about it.
...And that, kids, is how I ended up face-to-face with a tall man with blood red hair and teal eyes that eerily resembled Rias wearing a formal and fancy-looking suit.
I closed my eyes.
'God, I know you are dead and all, and I'm a devil, but could you please do me a solid and not have me atomised?'
Sirzechs Lucifer, the guy whose wife I fucked.
Albeit with his somewhat dubious approval, but still.
Seeing me frozen like a deer in headlights, Sirzechs chuckled a bit before approaching me as my life began to flash through my eyes. I internally gave Kon the command to emerge and resurrect with a Phoenix Feather if I was going to have a soul left.
And considering what this man could do, that was a BIG if.
"Don't worry, Yuta-kun, I'm not planning to hurt you. I still owe you thanks for helping Rias after all, she never stops talking about you."
"...You're welcome...?"
He extended a hand out for a handshake that I reciprocated, sharing a firm handshake with the "unexpectedly okay with me fucking his wife" man.
"How about we take a walk together? I wanted to talk about some things with you."
Alright, never mind, he just wants to erase me in a more secluded location.
"Hahaha, no need to pull that kind of face. I meant it when I said I wouldn't do anything to you. Besides, my sister would kill me if I did. If anything, I should be the one to apologise for forcing such a situation on you and the stress that came from it."
Wow... Sirzechs is pretty cool.
"Alright then, thank you for your consideration. What did you want to talk about?"
I still felt pretty damn awkward, but that did not stop me as I followed Sirzechs to the courtyard and started walking together around the academy while talking.
"Nothing much really, I wanted to get to know my future brother-in-law too. I have heard and seen much about you, but we haven't had a chance to talk or even meet face to face."
Honestly, I had to admit this dude truly felt like what I would assume someone who runs an entire race of people would be like. Cool-headed and charismatic. Not like... accusing a teenager of trying to upstage them because they made a half-decent game.
After Serafall, I expected Sirzechs to just barrel towards me and initiate a God of War 3-style beatdown on me, but thankfully, Serafall seemed like the exception rather than the rule.
But I nonetheless agreed with the sentiment, and we talked; it was quite awkward at first. But over time, I got ever so slightly comfortable talking as we talked about general things like our taste in food and such, with me offering him sushi, which he quite liked, though not to orgasm levels thankfully like Serafall.
"By the way, that Yugioh game that you made, my son seems to like it a lot. I heard Grayfia has been struggling to get him to do something else in his free time other than play it. I can definitely say he's a fan."
That made me quite surprised.
"It's that popular? Hasn't it been only a few days?"
Sirzechs nodded.
"Indeed, my mother spared no effort in promoting it as a game that would shake the entire underworld and shake the underworld it did. I heard some middle schoolers calling it the young Devil's Rating Game."
I did not expect the underworld to be so starved for entertainment, I'm not going to lie. I should take some time to see how popular it actually got once I stopped bumping into one Satan after another.
"That's nice. Maybe he could come over sometime and I could give him some 1st edition merchandise?"
Sirzechs laughed warmly at the prospect.
"Haha, I'm sure he would love that. I even caught him trying to cosplay as the main character and saying things like "I believe in the heart of the cards!" ."
Now that got a laugh out of me.
"Speaking of coming over. I'm thinking of Grayfia staying here in Kuoh full-time."
And that got me to stop laughing.
"And why is that?" I asked with a very cautious tone.
Sirzechs sighed and rubbed his hair.
"These are chaotic times, Yuta-kun. In the span of a single month, Kuoh got attacked twice, and you all nearly died. With the movements of so many factions and especially the appearance of the Khaos Brigade, someone needs to protect and keep watch over you all. Besides, she'll be happy that she gets to spend some time with Rias."
Now, that was great news for me, but it also bred some conflicting feelings. Now, I loved Grayfia, but unlike Zeoticus, I did not hold any ill will towards Sirzechs. He genuinely seemed like a chill guy.
And let me tell you, I am a man with weak self-control. I cannot resist the allure of a mature woman. And I did not have a particularly sturdy set of morals.
Sure, I may be able to combine Durandall and endure the pain of being melted inside out, but asking me to resist a milf is asking too much of me.
"...Are you sure about this? I mean, really sure about this? Cause, y'know..."
I tried really hard to dance around the topic while Sirzechs sighed and shook his head.
"Well, Grayfia is an adult, and I haven't had much time anyway. Besides, there is also a very important matter of this Yuta-kun, and it relates to you."
Wait, wait, wait, reel back to the first sentence real quick. Did he just imply-
Before I could say anything, Sirzechs put his hand on my shoulder.
"Yuta-kun, Serafall told me you might be related to the Original Leviathan. Is that true?"
"Kinda? At least she believes to be so, I do have the ability Sea Serpent of the End, and I am naturally incredibly strong, and I am naturally incredibly talented, according to Grayfia. But it's kind of conditional. I can only use it when I activate my latent potential with Devil Trigger."
Sirzechs nodded gravely.
"I see, we sent some of your blood tests to Ajuka, but despite the amount of time he spent on it, he could not get many results. All he can make out is the fact that your blood is somehow incredibly pure and potent. He attributed the lack of concrete results about your blood to your ever-changing nature." I reckon that potent and pure blood is because of Enhanced Vitality and Demon Lord.
"So, Yuta-kun. Can I ask you this? If you were to have a child, would they also be able to inherit the Sea Serpent of the End and your talents?"
"Uhh..."
I silently prompted the gacha for an answer on this matter.
[Information: Offspring]
Your offspring will naturally benefit from your physical traits, such as Enhanced Vitality, Demon Lord and Esper, when they are born, in addition to inheriting a random selection of your abilities. The abilities slotted in during intercourse can also affect the result to a degree. There is a chance they may inherit a synergy of your abilities as well.
"...Yes? It is not a massive chance due to just how many abilities I have, but they will at least inherit my genetics, like my innate talent of being a stronger devil and my talent in training my abilities."
Sirzechs nodded with an inscrutable expression, making me start sweating.
"I see, can you display your control over water? Not the full Sea Serpent, of course, but I need to see if you really can control at least."
The more he spoke, the less I understood what he was trying to say. But it was the least I could do for the guy, so I slotted in Water Manipulation and Hydrification. I generated water from my hand before turning it into the shape of a bat quite easily, while making it float around. I already had plenty of practice with Kinetic abilities thanks to Iron Manipulation and Esper.
I dispelled the water bat as Sirzechs smiled and shook his head.
"Alright, I guess this is about as cut and dry as it gets. Yuta Yukimura, you might be the most legitimate Leviathan currently alive."
...What.
"Wait, wait, hold up a second."
I held up my hand as I stopped Sirzechs. And pointed to myself in exasperation.
"I was a human, no? And I just developed these abilities from my original ability! Are you sure you didn't go wrong somewhere?"
Sirzechs chuckled.
"If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and acts like a duck, it is a duck. Everything about you matches the Leviathan Bloodline, even if you do not think so, Yuta-kun and who says your abilities do not come from innate parts of you? The Old Satan faction will think the same when a young man like you has the Sea Serpent of the End, a talent for water, and immense natural talents."
"And besides, as far as Ajuka could say, despite being a reincarnated devil, your bloodline is actually purer than almost all Devils alive somehow. Hell, we can't even prove you weren't the child of a Leviathan that was raised as a human, just didn't know it due to your genetics being seemingly impossible to decipher."
Demon Lord trait makes me more of a devil, Esper also makes my blood more potent, and so does Enhanced Vitality. And I got all of those after becoming a devil.
No, no, no, you gotta be kidding me here!
That sounds like such a massive problem to handle!
I don't wanna be a Leviathan! I like being just some guy chilling in Kuoh!
What the fuck is this rotten luck!? Are you kidding me!? I just survived a massive shitshow!
"No, please wait, Sirzechs, I know I'm human, I am sure I'm not a Leviathan! Seriously! Look at how many abilities I have! That's a drop in the bucket!"
Sirzechs smiled, a bit too eerily for my liking.
"But can you prove that? Especially to the Old Satan faction when they hear about what you can do?"
...Fuck.
"I thought so. So I'm assigning Grayfia here to keep watch on you and Rias, just in case you get kidnapped by Extremists. Are you willing to cooperate with us on this matter, Yuta-kun? I know you wish to hide this to avoid problems, but it would be impossible to keep it under wraps. At least, if you co-operate with us, it will benefit Devilkind as a whole massively."
He looked at me with sincere eyes.
"To be frank, the Devil Race is on the brink of Civil War, and you might be able to quell the Old Satan faction with your presence. I'm sure Serafall must have already given you this whole spiel. So, how about it Yuta-kun?"
I sighed and slumped against the wall in front fo Sirzechs, not having any mental power anymore.
"...Fuck it. Fine whatever. So much for my quiet life."
Sirzechs smiled; it was like the smile of a ruler finding a ray of hope for his people, which now made me embarrassed at whining so much about my comfort when the man was worrying about an entire race of people.
"I really appreciate it, Yuta-kun. You will be promoted to become a high-class devil really soon. You were going to regardless, due to your accomplishments and the interest so many nobles had in your bloodline, but now we have to make you a High rank since we cannot let a Leviathan be a low rank devil. Grayfia or Serafall will visit you to tell you the details."
Sirzechs gave me one last look, but this one seemed oddly satisfied.
"I'm sorry for pouring all of these problems on you, and I really appreciate your willingness to cooperate with us. And Yuta-kun..."
"I believe this makes us even."
...No fucking way. Did he just-
"I'll have to go on my way now. See you later, Yuta-kun and take care of Grayfia for me."
With that, Sirzechs vanished with a flash of red light. Leaving me stumped.
What is this day for fucks sake!?
A/N: Yuta finally puts in Sirzechs, and damn, his traits are putting in the work. Triple overtime, even with how hard they are taking care of the situation. So yeah, Yuta kinda somewhat maybe has Sirzechs blessing somehow.
And yep, Yuta really lucked or unlucked from his perspective by getting the perfect shitshow of traits and abilities to basically be the Leviathan. Even if it's the absolute last thing he wants. The only thing left is for him to unknowingly sway the Old Devil faction and somehow unify the Underworld. What did you guys think about their discussion? I'd love to know.
Comments
BronzDeck
Sirzechs is taking petty revenge by dropping devil noble troubles onto his lap since they are so focused on him while he goes to the beach and drinks his rightful martini.
Rauko the varment
Ngl, that's some funny stuff 🤣 there! Given that Yuta's traits and misunderstandings will take A LOT of work off of Sirzechs, he'd try to get back at the boy somehow~ TFTC!
BronzDeck
So was Yuta. He was ready be atomized.
BronzDeck
Sirzechs may forgive but he does not forget, he is also allowed to elbow Yuta on the ribs with that whole Leviathan shenanigan. Tbh it's mostly like that becuase I did not watch Akame Ga Kill and neither did Yuta I may play around with it more or give it to someone who would really appreciate a ring that makes you a hydrokinetic.
Uudles
Bro I can’t wait for him to befriend Hades somehow and stop the events of the Khaos Brigade eventually releasing Trihexa. (Qlippoth I believe) Or just somehow using that glorious Golden Boy trait to tame Trihexa into his familiar lmao Or petting Fenrir once and gaining Loki as an ally lol
TurnkeyFish
This chapter was hilarious, thank you for making my day
Jalil Hayes
That was a chapter if I ever read one I was waiting for Yuta to be at least sent through one wall just for kicks lol
Better World Project
OK awesome chapter. Yuta's life just got a hell of a lot more complicated. Love the way you wrote sirzech here. Especially when he said they are even. Like traits can't stop all resentment. Just make it good natured. Hahaha However I'm a little mad at how black Marlin is treated. It is my favorite teigu. Like yeah it can't give him more power, but it now let's him not suffer the fate of the last serpents of the end holder. Ie it prevents people like Ajuka from taking over his abilities. Teigu also can grow and develop their own trump cards over time like esdeath made freaking 3. Black Marlin is the perfect counter to her but ended up in the hands of an old man who couldn't use it properly. Like man was on an ocean and still lost due to pride being he could have won at anytime by dropping the ocean on them. Don't disregard the ring man.
BronzDeck
It was awkward? Good. You felt a hundreth of the awkwardness both parties felt during that exchange. And hey, I should remind you it was Sirzech's who signed off on it, it was Grayfia who propositioned him. Yuta never tried anything with Grayfia beforehand.
SaffireSpirit13
That was so awkward for me to read lmfao!! Especially when the Son got mentioned! Omg Yuta! You fucked a married woman who has a loving Husband and Son. Which for Devils who are almost infertile is a miracle. Yuta’s perks really were carrying him!
BronzDeck
It's not "sharing" its more like Sirzechs giving him tacit approval to fuck his wife.
BurritoBarbarian
great chapter! loving the direction your taking it my only hang up is the sharing arrangement with Grayfia.
RICHARD BRENDO BRANDT
Um ótimo capítulo e seria interessante ver a velha facção e a nova trabalhando junto
Colin Peden
Hahahaha, oh my god, I did not expect that. 🤣 No kidding Yuta's abilities, especially Golden Boy, were pulling insane overtime. This is spelling out some serious shenanigans for him, like you promised. And the ticket from Serafall's gift had me laughing as well. I can't wait to see how this plays out with the Old Satan Faction, but there will definitely be some of them jumping ship once Yuta's supposed Leviathan bloodline is made known. Thanks for the great chapter!
