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Burger heist part 1
🕑 Added 2022-04-07 16:08:40 +0000 UTCWill upload the project files once its finished up ^^
"Listen, could I have robbed the bank across the street? of course! Would be extremely easier, but insted I chose your workplace as my next target, you should be humbled!"
the confused and scared cashier moves to open the cash register still wondering why the hell a supervilaness showed up with a small army of intimidating robots just to rob a fast food place.
Dea looked disapointed at the wad of dollar bills the cashier handed at her "Really? Ugh... no wonder you guys haven't even developed energy weapons... if I wanted money I would have gone to a bank... or one of those stores where you sell stones you
assign a ridiculusly high value... for some reason..." the cashier still held the wad of cash in front of her as she pressed the silent alarm button under the table, hopefully a nearby hero would show up soon enough, she decided to engage her in conversation
to make time "...if you don't want money, did... did you just came here to get free food!?" Dea smiled "see? it wasn't that hard was it? Yes! so can we make our order now?" the cashier finally put the money back on the register and looked back at her
"uuh yeah... what will you take? but would it not be better to get food from... you know a better restaurant? if you rally wanted?" dea made a gesture and the robots raised their weapons aiming at the poor minimum wage worker making an electric
charge-up sound, a mechanical arm unfolded from deas back and picked up the cashier from the torso "DO NOT QUESTION MY PLANS! they are beyond your understanding..." the cashier wiggled and squirmed in the metalic arm's grasp and yelled
"I'M SORRY!! !I'M SORRY!!!! p.. put me down and I'll prepare your order" Dea smiled once again and dropped her to the floor as the robots put down their weapons "So! We will have an extra large meal for every one of us! All 201 of us!"
the robots looked at eachother with their red lenses twisting into the shape of a confused one eyes look "wait... those things can eat?...I mean 201 MEALS R...RIGHT AWAY!" she sent the order to the kitchen staff who had equally bewildered looks at the
whole situation, at least she was managing to keep the vilaness appeased when Dea loudly interrupted with a blushed nervous smile on her face "O...of course! OF COURSE THEY DO... w ...why would I order 201 meals JUST for myself hahahaha wouldn't
that be so weird!? No no... is for all of us...." the cashier had to fight very hard to supress a small chuckle from seing her go from god complex megalomaniac to nervous wreck Dea just underwent before rushing into the kitchen to avoid more tense
situations and help prepare the massive order, as dea was alone with her legion of robots one of them tunred towards her and said "commander, you are aware that our model of autonomous combat platform does not require organic sustinence right?" dea
just glared at the machine and said in an annoyed tone "yes... I just don't want to look weird in front of people you would not understand!" the robot tilted its head and replied "Her facial expressions expressed extreme confusion and discomfort, I think you
failed that mission parameter" dea sighed and said "UL-337 are you aware that I can send a self destruct command just by thinking about it right?" she then proceeded to wait for her ill gotten food order to be prepared.
