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X-23 Ball TF + Clown TF (The Kindest Patron+)
🕑 Added 2022-05-21 10:27:36 +0000 UTC(Marvel)
“Stop right here, you scum!” Laura Kinney, known more widely as Wolverine, shouted at the villainess before her, one she was not yet acquainted with, though judging by her appearance, she wasn’t exactly sure if she’d ever want to, as in front of the mutant stood a woman that would be usually considered rather attractive, if not for the fact that she was covered head-to-toe in clown make-up, wearing an outfit that perfectly matched that silly persona.
From between sky-scrapers flew in another superheroine - this one going by the monikers of Spider-Woman or Ghost-Spider. With a soft thud, she landed on the pavement next to Laura. “Seems like I’m not the only one chasing this psycho…”
“Puhuhu, the name’s Jokestress… I’d ask for yours as well, but soon enough you’ll have different ones anyways, as all of my toys do~” The villainess giggled.
“Toys? Come on, I feel like you’re underestimating us a little!” Without hesitation, Gwen began her attack, hitting the jester with her web. “Gotcha!” She propelled herself forward, hoping to finish the bout quickly, but…
As she was about to reach the villain, the woman before her disappeared!
“Too late~” Gwen felt her body give out as the colorfully-clad woman hit her with some jolt of magic midair. Yet, what landed on the streets of Manhattan wasn’t the spider vigilante she had always been, instead…
With a silly sound, a rather curvy, bikini-clad clown dropped onto her gigantic tush. The superheroine still had some traces of her old identity - mainly the swimsuit she wore being basically a caricature of her black and white costume… Everything else though? Her assets were inflated to a ridiculous degree, and like her attacker, she was covered in clown make-up head to toe… though, unlike the villainess, she also had a colorful afro to complete the look.
“Hehe, mistress, you wanna hear a joke I just came up with~?” The clown-bimbo fusion that was once Gwen Stacy asked as she panted lightly from arousal.
“Not now silly, we still have something to deal with~!” The Jokestress turned to Laura, the woman in utter shock at what just occurred.
“What did you do to her?!” Wolverine roared.
“Oh, you know, just some basic reality warping, usual clown business~”
Reality warping?! But that means… oh no…
The villain might’ve looked unassuming, but her powers were no joke… As powerful as Laura might’ve been, there was no way she could take on someone who could change reality on a whim all by herself! She had to escape and warn the others, she had to-!
“...And where are you going, ball~?” Mere milliseconds after Wolverine’s legs started moving, the villainess teleported right next to her, and just like with her previous victim, a burst of pink light erupted and the heroine fell to the ground, changed even more than the blonde before her.
boing!
A surprisingly large, black-and-yellow beach ball hopped in Spider-Clown’s direction, the former vigilante thinking for a second before deciding to climb on top of it.
“Oh, this is so cool! Thank you, mistress! I’m really gonna have a ball with this one! Teehee!” The woman replied as she balanced on top of her former ally.
“Guh… You need to work on your comedy game, dearest…” With a snap of fingers, a portal opened up and the duo went through it, leading into Jokestress’ circus, the villainess ready to embark on a new hunt for more ‘attractions’ for her performance…
But for now, the horny Spider-Clown and her equally horny ball would have to do~
