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Skyworld Nursery
🕑 Added 2024-06-11 15:36:31 +0000 UTC(Commission)
Full dialogue (Have to put it here cuz no way to fit otherwise)
Written by Hannah!
Medu: Agh… Ouw magik…
Palu: Ih cwashed, didin ih…?
Viri: How did I get sucked in, I wasn’t even there!
Pand: Same here… Maybe it was everyone on call…? Still, I feel so crushed underneath all this rubble…
Viri: You too?!? Yeah, these boulders feel heavier than Cragalanche! Yet as soft as a baby’s bottom…
Palu: Isin ih as smoof asa baba bah’om…?
Pand: What happened to your voices anyway, you’re all weird, except Viridi…! What, did my divine beauty make your tongues get all twisted and-!
Medu: Be quieh, you Undaworl idieh! I feew wike I know exac-y wha happen! An’ if am cowwects…
Palu: Cawe to enligh’en us, snake-haiw?
Medu: Nah weally… I dinks is mowe fun if yew mowons figuwe ih ou’ yersewves… I make ih out bes’ wike dis tho…
Viri: God, your voices really are annoying, what are you, babies?!?
Medu: Bingo~
Palu, Viri, Pand: EH?!?
Medu: Ih is compwewe wogica… We is babas. Ow weww, hawf of us is…~
Pand: I can barely understand her…! I suppose it explains the baby talk from those two… Guh, what are the rest of us then, L-Lady Medusa…?
Medu: Pandewin’ nows? How cue…~ Fines, if yew mus’ know… Yew is diapees~ Mowe specifically, you is on my bum, Pandowa~
Viri and Pand: DIAPERS?!? Medusa, this isn’t the time to-?!
FWISH
Medu: So tha’ ding ova da cwib was a bwankie… Hehe, I am no wongew a hih-dous mons-tah! I wiw be webown as a twue goddess!
Pit: Aw, Medusa, you’re in such a good mood for mommy, who’s mommy’s Goddess of Darkness, you is~
Medu: Eh…? Pih…?
Pit: Close, it’s Pitena~ Can you try saying it again…?
Palu: Pih-ena…?
Pit: Aw, I was asking Medusa, but you’re a cutie for answering anyway, Lil Palu~ How are my girls this morning~?
Medu: Dis is wei’... (I’m not sure I like being this brat’s child… but I shouldn’t waste this chance!)
Viri: This is unfair, why do you get your curse removed, while I’m stuck–?!? AHCK?!? W-What’s this golden glow, stop it, Pit…! What are you doing, you dense angel, when did you get this divine power?!?
Pit: Haah, since forever? I am the Goddess of Light after all… Also, I just punished you for your bad language. You're now able to hold double the load for Palutena, I hope you can think twice before your next outburst… Why is the Goddess of Nurture I created so bad at her job… Pandora really is the better twin, aren’t you, my Goddess of Cleansing?
Pand: Huh…? B-but I’m…! (N-never mind, I don’t want to end up like Viridi…) N-No, ma’am, er, Miss, uh… L-Lady Pitena…! I’m happy right where I am…! C-Can I be, um, a maid or something soon…?
Pit: I’ll consider it~
Viri: What about me, I don’t wanna be an object!!!
Pit: Huh? You’re the Goddess of Nurture, I made you specifically to serve other deities~ And right now, the best use for you is being my daughter’s diaper, right Palutena~?
Palu: Um… Y-Yeah… Is cozy… I guess.
Viri: You’re really just agreeing with her?!? Also no, this is all wrong, Palutena’s the Goddess of Light, not you!
Pit: No??? Palutena’s the Goddess of Nature, you brainless object…! Well, I suppose I shall just have to make a new minor Goddess to serve under Palutena’s bum…
Viri: Guh…! Pitena, I…! I’m…! You’re the…!
Pit: Yes? What is it, Viridi?
Viri: Am y-yours and Palutena’s to use, I’ll care for you both to the best of my ability…
Pit: Ah, you are so cooperative, Viridi, there might be hope for you yet~!
Medu: Bebber accep’ youw new pwace in wife, objec~
Viri: S-So can I become a maid or something ever…?
Pit: Well… I don’t know about that… I kind of want a lot of things…
Palu: I wiw too when am owder…~
Medu: Same hewe~
Pand: I-I’d use her really well if I can have a nice body to clean things with! E-Eventually, of course…~
Viri: H-Hey, I…! T-This isn’t fair…!!! I-?!?
Grumblegurglegroan…~
Viri: W-what the…? N-no, don’t you dare, you goddamn–?!
Pit: There, silenced. I’ll try to remember to turn it back on later… Now, feel free to use your diaper, dearest~
Palu: Y-Yes, mommy…
Medu: I wiw too, so yew can change us bof ah wonce~
Pand: EH?!? I-I didn’t consent to this…! Though, ugh, c-change me first please, I’m obviously better than my ‘sister’! I’ll be good and obedient and-BLEHCK?!? GAHCK, EWEWEW!!!
Viri: (This is ridiculous, why is everyone going along with this reality, why can’t this stupid brat hold it in, this is so humiliating, I don’t deserve this, why me-MMMPH?!? THIS IS SO BAD!!!!!)
BBRRPHHBLLAARTTBBRRTT~
