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Chapter 145: Calming them Down
🕑 Added 2025-09-21 05:54:11 +0000 UTC[3rd POV]
“Hello? Are you going to answer my question or are you going to continue to act like you’re going to pass out from merely hearing my name” Lucifer asked, an amused glint in her eyes as she stared at the three in front of her.
All three of them were looking for a way to flee from Lucifer, while the woman was just looking at them like they were adorable little things. Which to her, they were with the way they were trying to escape.
”You know that you cannot flee, right? And even if you could, it’s not like I’m going to harm you. Because trust me, if I wanted you gone, you’d be gone and there is nothing you could do about it” Lucifer said bluntly, as she could literally think of them dying and they’d be dead.
“Wha-what do you want with us?” Freya asked, a rare show of genuine fear on her face as she tried her best to control her expression. She was very obviously failing.
”Nothing, Freya. I did tell Hayley to figure out who I am on her own, and now she has, even if it wasn’t technically on her own, I’ll accept it” Lucifer responded, before glancing at Hayley.
“Like I said, Hayley. My daughter is going to be going to school with yours, I have no reason to harm you or your family. As long as you don’t do anything against my family, I won’t touch yours. Hell, I might even help you out in the future” Lucifer added, as they looked confused.
“H-Help us out?” Hayley muttered, not knowing what she could need help with, that the literal devil could do something about.
“Yeah, you know, that nasty little spirit that is causing your family so much trouble. Really, what an arrogant little thing, taking the title of “The Hollow” how arrogant, not to mention cheesy” Lucifer said, finding the title to be amusing.
“You could help us with that?” Hayley asked, wide eyed. As if she could actually take out to Hollow, then Hope would be able to see her family again after so very long, years in fact. She could finally have her father in the picture, she could finally see Klaus after so long.
“Well of course! The hollow is a weakling in my eyes, Hayley. It’s a tiny little thing that I could literally think out of existence. What, did you think my title as the daughter of God was just for show? I myself am a God, Hayley” Lucifer responded, before continuing.
“In fact, I am many different Gods. I’ve held a LOT of titles over the years, some of which you know. Like: Zeus, Ra, Hades, Poseidon, Athena, Anubis, Shiva, Indra, Buddha, and even the ones that the Mikaelsons followed. My time as Odin was certainly an interesting one” Lucifer said with a smile, as Freya looked at her with awe.
“You-you’re Odin?”
”I’m all the Norse Gods, Freya. Odin, Frigga, Freya, Loki, Thor, Baldur, all of them. I’m all the Gods in all the pantheons you can think of. I am not all the Primordials, well, at least not all of them. I have been known as Gaea in quite a few lives, but not like the Gods” Lucifer responded with a shrug, as this was true.
The legends of the Gods were almost entirely based around her in her many many lives, and Odin was one of her more favored ones.
“Although most of the legends are grossly misunderstood, like my time as Zeus being a huge manwhore, hell, even being a man. I never cheated on my wife, and never will” Lucifer said with a grumble, still not liking those lies made up.
”Wait…wife? As in…”
”Lilith? Yes, that is the title that has been given to her. But she was known as Eve in her first life, when I was the father of humanity, Adam. She’s been known under a lot of other names, like Hera, Hestia, and a number of other ones. Mind you, many of the legends around her are also lies, as she most certainly hasn’t touched another person, neither of us ever have” Lucifer responded.
”And why would you help us with the Hollow? For what reason could you possibly have to aid us against something like that?” Vincent asked, as Lucifer smiled.
“Because it is the right thing to do. And my daughter would be sad if a potential friend of hers is dealing with such horrible things. I’m the God of a lot of things, child, and one of those things is Family. And I’d hate to see such an incredible family like the Mikaelsons get torn apart by something like a spirit” Lucifer responded.
“Wh-what do we need to do to get you to help us?” Hayley asked.
“Nothing just yet, Hayley. Just wait, when the time comes, the Mikaelsons will be forced to come back, and once that happens I’ll take care of the Hollow, and the other nasty little bugs that’ll come crawling into this city” Lucifer responded, sipping on the last drops of her coffee.
“I-thank you Lor-“ “None of that Lord business, Hayley. I’m not the Lord of anything right now, and you are not one of the people that has to call me that. Not an angel or demon” Lucifer cut her off, waving off the title as she didn’t like all that serious bs.
“I…thank you Lucifer, really. Um…what now?” Hayley asked, awkwardly looking around as she was wondering if they should leave or something else.
”Hmm, well, I was planning on making some lunch, would you like to join me? Might as well get used to talking to one another, especially once my daughter begins to attend the Salvatore Boarding School with yours” Lucifer responded, as they glanced at one another, before slowly nodding.
“Great! Then…lets eat!”
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Turns out once the group got over the fact that she was a nigh-omnipotent God that could wipe them out without any difficulty, they actually were a fun trio to be around. They were good conversationalists, and loved to ask questions about her past lives.
Freya was particularly interested in learning about her lives as the Norse Gods, loving to hear about her adventures as Odin, and the wars she had been part of when she was “him”. She also liked to hear about her adventures as Thor in another live and in another universe.
It was all quite fun to talk about, as her children usually preferred her more human lives. Not the ones where she was worshiped as a God and went on incredible adventures.
Eventually the trio had left back home, but not after taking left overs with them, as her meal was absolutely delicious, and was quite filling. It was the best food they had ever eaten thanks to her being the literal related to food and cooking, making her meal better than anything they had ever had.
After finishing up her business there, Lucifer returned home and explained to Alice what had gone down, with the woman being quite happy to hear that Lucifer made some new friends, and the new friends were the Mikaelsons.
She liked the Mikaelsons, and was excited to get to know them. As she was especially interested in becoming friends with Rebekah and Freya. While she was also interested in meeting Hope Mikaelson for the first time, as she wanted to help the girl before any of the horrible things that would have went down in canon happened in this universe.
But with all that said and done, Lucifer was sitting in her living room, glancing at the calendar, one thought on her mind.
‘…Soon…soon Rose will start school!’
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That’s the end of the chapter!
We’ll be getting some Rose POV moments soon, and she’ll be meeting her love interest soon as well.
Also, I plan on making a new vault chapter soon, one based on…Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel! The mc will be OP and will be based around certain demonic characters from comics. Love interests are going to be Vaggie and Charlie.
Anyways, have a good day!
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PheonixRising41
Tftc!
Emil v03
Yippeee TFTC!!!
