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Chapter 154: A Talk with the Mikaelsons
🕑 Added 2025-10-21 15:09:35 +0000 UTC[3rd POV]
Sitting in the living room of her home, Lucifer felt a little…awkward. The Mikaelson family was all staring at her in silence, some of them were glaring, some were full of confusion, and in the case of Hayley and Freya, they were looking at her with apologetic gazes.
Knowing that Klaus was being a moron earlier, and nearly made a being he could not afford to make angry, very angry. As if there was one thing you NEVER do in front of Lucifer, it was to call anyone in her family names. Especially her daughters.
“…How did you help us?” Elijah was the first person to speak, asking the question that had been on most of their minds the entire time. They already all knew why she helped them, but they didn’t know how.
“That is a good question, and one I am shocked you waited so long to ask” Lucifer responded with an amused smile, before continuing.
“The answer lies with my name, Elijah. My name is not just for show, but is quite literal it’s connections. Although I cannot say I am fond of the way the books have painted me” Lucifer responded. The others looked at her with either shock or scoffs.
“You want us to believe that you are what, the devil? Really?” Kol asked incredulously. Not seeing how she could possibly exist as the devil. How the devil could exist and they wouldn’t know.
“You live in a world where men and women turn into wolves on a full moon. Where people can utter a few words and decapitate someone. And where a species literally feeds off the blood of others, and me being the devil is the impossible thing?” Lucifer responded with an amused expression.
“How are we to believe that you truly are the devil? I mean no offense, but such a claim is…quite absurd” Elijah asked.
“I suppose thats fair. I could show you hell, but most of the sites down there would shatter your minds, and I don’t think Mazikeen would be pleased with me bringing in people like you just yet. I can’t show you my true form as that would end this universe. Hmm, I suppose I could just create a universe, but you could also say that that is simply an illusion” Lucifer said with a hum, contemplating what to do before Alice nudged her.
“Why not just tell her of our past? It’s super interesting! And they’ll find out anyways since Rose and Hope are going to get together sooner or later” Alice suggested, causing Lucifer to stop and smirk.
“That’s a great idea, love, thank you for being so smart~” Lucifer said pecking her on the lips as the others watched in annoyance.
“Alright, this is going to be a long story, but I’ll explain it to you since you’ll learn eventually anyways” Lucifer said, before beginning her long explanation of her birth and her meeting with Alice.
Of their reincarnations through time and their billions of meetings, of their countless lives with one another. Of her eventually reclaiming her truth and becoming a God, and of her being known as a God in the original multiverse at one point. Being known under countless thousands of titles throughout time.
Including the very Gods they worshipped when young. Like Odin, Thor, Freya, Loki, and countless others. She was each and every single one of them at some point. Which did bring up some…questions regarding a few of their myths.
“Wait, so when you were Loki, did you reall-“ “Don’t even think of asking that question” Lucifer cut Kol off with a glare, before continuing.
“Humans really didn’t like my Loki persona so they decided to come up with a less than kind myth regarding me. And father do I hate that damned lie” Lucifer said, remembering the myth regarding her Loki form turning into a mare and then…yeah, better off not mentioned.
Lucifer liked to scrub that part from her memory, the fact that humans really thought she did something so disgusting.
“I’d have cut her cock off at the time if she did something so vile” Alice commented, as Lucifer nodded in agreement, remembering that iteration of her wife being quite…scary at times.
Seriously, her wife doesn't show it nowadays, but she could be terrifying in some of her lives. Hell, in some of her lives her wife was the dominant one, which was definitely an interesting thing to remember. And while she knew that wasn’t the case now, Lucifer still remembered it.
Honestly she thought it was a little hot at times.
Either way, the conversation regarding her past soon finished, finishing with Lucifer creating Gungnir right in front of them, which seemed to be enough for them to believe. Probably due to the natural divinity the spear gave off.
“I apologize for my actions earlier, Lo-“ “None of that Lord bullshit, Klaus. We are going to be family, so you may call me Lucifer, and nothing more formal than that” Lucifer cut him off with a wave of her hand, forgiving him for his words before.
She knew he was just being overprotective of his daughter, just like she was with Rose, Bloom, Beatrix, Vi, and Powder, her little ones.
“What did you do with the Hollow, if I may ask?” Elijah questioned, truly wondering what happened to it.
“I purified it of all negative influence, and sent it to Hope. So, over the next couple of years she will slowly absorb it’s power and adapt to it, so that it won’t harm her. By the time she is 18 she will have it fully absorbed and will be able to use dark magic without any negative side effects a witch normally would have. It’ll also naturally massively boost her magical power and potential as well” Lucifer explained.
”And that won’t harm her at all? The Hollow is a dark spirit, wouldn’t it like, I don’t know, affect her soul or something?” Davina questioned.
“Normally yes, but I wiped the soul of the Hollow out. Now all that remains is it’s power. Think of it like a blank canvas, no soul, no intent, nothing, just power. And even if it does somehow affect her, I’ll just wipe it from existence. I am the God of Magic afterall, so something as minor as a dark spirit means nothing to me” Lucifer answered, not minding all of the questions.
“Oh, I will add that when I did get rid of the Hollow from each of you, I took the liberty of giving you another gift” Lucifer said, as Alice smiled at her side knowing what she was talking about.
“A gift? What sort of gift?” Rebekah asked.
“I gave you all the ability to bring forth life into this world. Meaning, you can now get pregnant, Rebekah. And you boys can now impregnate the one you love” Lucifer responded with a smile, as they all looked at her in shock.
“What? I am the God of Sex, Parenthood, Family, and a number of other things related to things like that, so again, it was no problem” Lucifer waved off their shock, she could have done more for them but decided against it for now.
She planned on eventually evolving their vampire forms into something a bit stronger, but for now this was enough.
Hearing her words, Lucifer blinked in surprise when Rebekah surged forwards and hugged her, tears streaking from the woman's eyes, as she smiled softly. She knew that Rebekah wanted children dearly, and to now have that chance…it brought her an indescribable amount of joy.
“Thank you” Rebekah whispered, as she leaned back and wiped her tears from her eyes, sniffling slightly as Lucifer and Alice both smiled at her softly, and Lucifer decided to continue the conversation to help the embarrassed Rebekah.
And with that decision, she looked over the family and spoke.
“So…who wants to play Mario Kart?”
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That’s the end of the chapter!
Decided to just get this done now so I don’t have to do it later in the day. The vault chapter will come tonight, as I am going to be taking a nap. The R18 one should be coming today too, and will likely be a Marvel one.
Anyways, have a good day!
Comments
TATTERWING
Thanks for the chapter 🍪
Rena
Mario Kart FTW! 🏆🏆
Emil v03
Yippee TFTC!!! I like how nobody reacted when Alice said she would have cut her cock off if she did that LOL
Thereader
seriously mario cart. ps that is hilarious ending.
dillon
Wooo
PheonixRising41
Tftc!
