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Chapter 155: Confused Mikaelsons
🕑 Added 2025-10-26 00:30:22 +0000 UTC[3rd POV]
“How the hell are you so good at this!?” Kol yelled in anger, as he was utterly crushed in Mario Kart…again.
“You must be cheating! Surely!” Rebekah added, annoyed as she came in second to last again.
The person who came last? He was currently scowling in what was more similar to a pout than anything. The big bad hybrid tried his best not to crush the controller in his hand as he was in last again. Not only that, but he has DNF’d twice now.
It was embarrassing for someone of his age and power to get completely embarrassed by literally everyone. At first they had made fun of him because it was funny, but at this point, it was just kind of sad.
Who knew the great hybrid sucked at video games?
Lucifer knew, she always knew. Being the God of Games made it really really easy to know things about people, and when it came to Games, she knew everything.
She had even offered to teach the man, but he refused, too stubborn to accept the help of someone like Lucifer. Even though he would become better than anyone else in the room if he accepted that help.
“I don’t need to cheat, Rebekah. I am simply that good at gaming” Lucifer responded with a grin on her face. Alice snorted at her wife’s response, as the others looked at her.
“What? Why’d you snort at what she said?” Davina asked, interested as they all put down their controllers.
“Because, it’s impossible for her to lose at a game. She’s the God of Games. No matter how hard you all try, no matter what you do, she cannot lose. If she lost in a game, she would lose her title as the God of Games to whoever beat her” Alice explained with a smile.
“Wait seriously? Lucifer can lose a title that easily?” Hayley asked in surprise.
“Mmhmm, some titles she has are dependent on that sort of thing. But losing them is…kinda impossible for her” Alice responded, not worried for any chances of something like that happening.
Lucifer was so strong at this point that it would take a being FAR far far stronger than her to do anything. And even that wouldn’t do jack shit, because Lucifer literally gets stronger with every universe she travels to. And all she needs now is a single drop of blood from a powerful species and her power will rise even further.
She planned on getting blood from a saiyan, a member of Frieza’s species, a mainline kryptonian from the comics, and countless others in order to strengthen herself to entirely new heights. A singular comic level kryptonian would make her a nigh-omnipotent God, and a Saiyan would be incredible too.
A Saiyan would give her the means to boost her power by literally millions of times thanks to the way their super saiyan forms worked.
Either way, nobody was stealing one of her titles.
“I didn’t’ realize Lucifer was the God of Games too” Kol added, as Lucifer hummed and turned to him.
“I’m the God of a lot of things, Kol. Some of them tend to be very very…interesting, strange, and quite obscure” Lucifer responded with a shrug, knowing she was also the God of all sorts of animals, and a variety of different domains that granted her obscure powers and abilities.
“Makes sense when you are older than universes” Davina said with a nod, understanding what she was saying. Lucifer wasn’t even sure how many domains she had control over, only that it was a LOT.
“I can’t tell if that is an insult or not” Lucifer responded with a small frown, causing Alice to giggle.
“You are perfectly fine, love. Even if you are old enough to be their grandmother billions of times over” Alice said with a teasing grin on her face.
“Oh really? You aren’t that much younger than me, darling” Lucifer responded with a small pout on her face, as Alice rolled her eyes fondly.
The others just watched the two interact in amusement. Finding that the two oldest beings in existence - Besides Lucifer’s father - were quite normal. Especially considering Lucifer was a godlike being that could end a multiverse.
“Annnyways, when do you all plan to inform Hope of your recent ability to see her in person?” Alice asked, deciding to change from the topic of their age. She, like all women, did not like her age being brought up. While Lucifer just liked to tease her about it sometimes, being one of the few people that could, considering she was older than her by quite a lot still (her time in the void before the birth of creation was quite a long time even if it seemed like an instant).
Hayley and Klaus both glanced at one another at the question, as it was a good one.
”I figured we give her a few days to get used to going to school again. That, and I think it’s best we become absolutely certain that the Hollow is completely gone. No offense Lucifer” Hayley responded, giving Lucifer a slightly apologetic look as she waved it off.
She didn’t blame them for wanting to make sure that the Hollow was gone from them completely.
“I’d just make sure to do it soon. Your daughter is getting rather desperate to bring her family back together” Lucifer said, as she glanced back at the game.
“What does that mean?” Rebekah questioned, as Lucifer sighed.
“I just mean that your niece was planning on taking some…less than morally sound actions in order to bring you all together. Actions that would have brought you all a lot of trouble, and could have brought about a lot of misfortune to you all” Lucifer answered.
“Less than morally sound? What is that supposed to mean?” Hayley asked.
“It means that she planned on faking your kidnapping so Klaus would be forced to come back to find you. In doing so she would have caused the deaths of…well, that doesn’t exactly matter as it is no longer happening” Lucifer responded, the others looking at her wide eyed.
“Who would have died? You can’t just say that and not tell us!” Freya yelled. Lucifer glanced at Alice in hopes she would help her out, but her wife just gave her a look of “tell them”.
“Hayley would have died. Then Klaus and Elijah would have died to get rid of the Hollow. It would have permanently damaged Hope, and caused her to withdraw into herself, and would cause most of you to neglect her unknowingly - well besides Freya at least - and would have led to further issues when she eventually becomes the Tribrid” Lucifer explained rapidly, Freya going wide eyed in alarm at this information.
The others looked just as shocked as Freya did.
“Luci, babe, you could have been a little less…blunt about that” Alice said, cringing as they all looked at Lucifer for a more thorough explanation.
“Eh, it’s better to be blunt about this sort of thing. And I know the future darling, what I say is what goes” Lucifer replied with a shrug, not really minding the looks the family was giving her at this point.
“What do you mean we neglect her?!” Rebekah yelled as she got to her feet.
“And what do you mean we die?!” Hayley yelled right after Rebekah, both Elijah and Klaus staring at Lucifer with wide eyes full of questions.
Lucifer just looked at them all, before looking back at her wife and speaking.
“Alright…I think I get your point now”
Her wife just gave her a smirk, knowing that she had just proven her wife wrong.
All the while, Lucifer just had one thought on her mind.
‘…This is going to be a long conversation’
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That’s the end of the chapter!
Just another simple chapter of slice of life and stuff.
I’ve been binge watching Modern Family (GREAT show by the way) and I’ve been mimicking certain comedic aspects of the show. Mostly because I want to make a vault fic or two on it soon (one with Haley as the love interest, one with Alex as the love interest at least).
Not sure if it was good, but I tried at least.
The update for tomorrow MIGHT come later in the day as I am going to an expo/convention and will be out for most of the day.
Anyways, have a good day!
Comments
Crazedmadman 05
I completely forgot about that lol. I’ll edit it now
Roy Benavides
Did she not get a drop of blood from Kara after her stop in the Arrowverse during the Crisis Event. If so edit this chapter to say mainline DC kryptonian :P
Rena
lol. Long conversation indeed. ROFL. I’m re-reading this from the beginning and loving it all over again. Thanks for the update!!
Moenisha
Modern family fic would be great
PheonixRising41
Tftc!
Emil v03
Yippeee TFTC!!!
TATTERWING
Thanks for the chapter 🍪
dillon
Woooo
