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Chapter 66: Tour around Konoha
🕑 Added 2025-08-16 04:52:41 +0000 UTC[3rd POV]
The village of Konoha was quite a beautiful place, even by Wanda’s standards. It was large, lively, and was surrounded by trees that were created through the Mokuton, the Kekkei genkai of Hashirama. The trees were quite literally infused with chakra and natural energy, making them stronger and more resilient than normal trees.
They were also absolutely massive.
Wanda already copied their makeup so she could introduce it to her own plant dimensions, as they were uniquely made and would strengthen all the other trees in the plant dimension. She was sure that Ivy would like that.
Naruto had been dragging her around the village, showing her and Milim all of the shops and places of interest. Like the various clan compounds, the Anbu headquarters which he regularly pranked, Ichiraku Ramen (although they only looked at it from afar, she’d eat there later), and even his home.
His home was large, thanks to him moving into the clan compound. It was sealed away so that only he could enter it. At least, before it was like that, but he allowed Wanda in as well as Milim (albeit reluctantly). The clan was full of tons of scrolls, even after he had sold Wanda hundreds of them.
And he was still finding more all over the place, including ones that were secretly sealed in rooms and such.
But now they were standing in front of the primary office of the Hokage, with Naruto already showing them the hokage mountain, which was a bit interesting, but wasn’t all that special in Wanda’s eyes. She was honestly surprised that there wasn’t some sort of seal of sort in order to defend it from any attacks or defacement.
“So this is where the Hokage works out of? It’s…pretty underwhelming, to be honest. I’d have thought it would be larger” Wanda said, unimpressed with the unassuming building. It had people coming and going from it, but in general, it was underwhelming and not nearly as special as she was expecting it to be.
“Hey! Jiji’s office is pretty cool! Well…mostly cool at least” Naruto said, trailing off slightly as he inwardly couldn’t help but agree slightly that Wanda wasn’t entirely wrong. The place was boring looking on the outside, but it was a lot more interesting inside.
Walking into the large building, Wanda glanced around.
“Okay, I can admit that it does look a bit better in here than out there” Wanda admitted, as she looked around. The building had a lot of murals for past Kage on the inside, with professionally made paintings and other carvings marking the insides.
They were well made, even by Wanda’s standards.
“Told you! Now c’mon, let’s go see gramps!” Naruto exclaimed, as he began to pull Wanda and Milim with him, through the building as shinobi and other workers glanced at them in confusion, before shrugging once they saw that it was Naruto who was dragging the two mystery people with him.
He had done it quite a few times before.
Eventually they made it to the door of the Hokage’s office, and without even letting Wanda utter a word, Naruto kicked the door open, bringing them with him as Hiruzen looked up with a raised eyebrow. He almost instantly noticed the two unknown individuals with Naruto, not only that, but he noticed that he could not sense anything from either of them. No energy, no intentions, nothing.
That was unusual, as he could read even civilians with the tiniest amounts of chakra, and yet he couldn’t with them for some reason.
“Naruto? What are you doing here? And who are these two?” Hiruzen asked, glancing at them, as the shinobi who he was speaking with glanced back at them with a raised eyebrow. This shinobi was in fact Anko Mitorashi.
“This is Wanda! She’s like my auntie! And this is her daughter, Milim” Naruto explained, less enthusiastically once he spoke of Milim, as she gave the back of his head a glare.
“Well, it’s nice to meet you, Wanda-San, Milim-San” Hiruzen stated, as he looked at the two. He noticed the unique look of Wanda, as well as her name which was definitely foreign. He also noticed the way she looked completely unbothered by his glances.
Not only that, but the fact that Naruto called her Auntie, was a cause for concern.
“And to you as well, Sarutobi-San” Wanda responded, not minding that he called them by their first names, as usually it would be the last name that they would say first, but in this case, not so much.
She cared little for etiquette in a situation like this one.
“So, Naruto, what can I do for you and your…friends?” Hiruzen asked, looking at Naruto while Anko was busy ogling Wanda, who was easily the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. Having literal divine beauty would do that.
Anko swung both ways.
“Just wanted to show them around the village, it’s the first time they’ve ever been, which is crazy!” Naruto exclaimed, as if it was sacrilegious or something. Wanda just giggled at the boys statement, while Hiruzen raised an eyebrow.
“You’ve never been here before? Where exactly do you live, Wanda-San?” Hiruzen asked, interested. While Anko finished ogling Wanda’s…bountiful assets, and instead listened to the conversation.
“I live outside the village, running a small little bookstore. I believe Naruto’s fellow teammates have been there before, Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura” Wanda responded, ignoring the obvious confusion of the man before her.
“And how did you enter the village? You got the proper paperwork, right?” Anko asked, becoming somewhat serious upon hearing about her background.
“Nah, I brought her in myself, Auntie is cool! The guards let her in because she was with me, the future Hokage!” Naruto exclaimed, yelling…again. The boy sure loved to yell a lot.
At the response, the two looked at him with deadpans on their faces, realizing that he had just broken a dozen different laws, and potentially had put the village in it’s entirety at risk.
“Naruto, you cannot just let people in because you know them. They could be spies or assassins for all we know. What you’ve done is incredibly foolish, and could put people at great risk” Hiruzen said, a sigh escaping his lips as he didn’t even feel like yelling at the boy.
Instead, he was just irritated more than anything, because of the boy being a fool.
But he was still a boy, so it wasn’t entirely shocking that he had done something like this, and with Naruto being…well Naruto, he’s not surprised.
“Yeah but she won’t do that! Auntie is a good person! She also makes the best ramen in the world, even better than Ichiraku’s!”
“Naruto-“ “No! She helped me learn about my past! She’s the reason why I know about my heritage and why I learned about the Uzumaki clan! She’s the reason why I can beat Teme in a fight! Not you! So don’t go accusing her of doing anything, because she is not a bad person!” Naruto cut him off, becoming angry as he yelled at the man.
Hiruzen was shocked into silence, while Wanda softly sighed “Naruto, calm down. He’s simply worried that I can prove a risk to others. But I am honored that you care for me so much to defend me against your Hokage” Wanda said softly, as the boy looked up at her, before looking back at Hiruzen.
“Look, I don’t care that she wasn’t supposed to be in here old man. I care about her, I trust her, and that’s all that matters. She’s cared more for me than just about anyone else in this village, she’s been the only person I can see as a mother, so you won’t take that from me, got it?” Naruto said, glaring at the man for the first time.
Hiruzen just sat in silent shock, having never seen Naruto act like this before. He was usually so happy go lucky, but now…now he was glaring at the older man in what could best be described as hatred.
Hatred for attempting to take the woman he saw as a mother from him.
With everything said and done, Naruto looked to Wanda, and pulled her back with him, as she was dragged away from the office. As all of this happened, Wanda looked down at Naruto, one thought on her mind.
‘…He sees me as a mother?’
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That’s the end of the chapter!
Another chapter done, Naruto yells at Hiruzen, and some more.
I plan on uploading a chapter for daughter of God soon, as I haven’t updated it in quite some time. I’m driving another 5 hours away to another city, so I’ll be writing during that drive, so you might be seeing a couple of uploads tomorrow.
I plan on doing a vault chapter mass upload once I get back, to make up for the lack of them. I have plans for the following vault chapters:
A woman reincarnated as the daughter of Kingpin (Marvel/MCU mix) with the power to gain the talent, potential, and intelligence (no memories) of those she defeats when dreaming (all sorts of fictional characters appear according to her will). Meaning she isn’t overpowered or anything, but is simply very talented and has a lot of potential. Love interest is going to be either Black Cat, Yelena, and/or Skye.
A teen transmigrated into Enid from Wednesday, but in an AU where she is rather ruthlessly neglected by her parents. Has the powers of several werewolves in fiction, love interest is Wednesday (duh).
A gamer fic where she is reincarnated as a Malfoy. Multiverse fanfic where she travels to all sorts of universes. Love interests would be several people.
A woman reborn as Emma Frost in DC, villain (ish) MC. Various love interests, mostly villains. Has the ability to gain the powers of other mutants by completing quests.
A gamer fic where the mc is transmigrated as a Timelord in Doctor Who during the 11ths time, love interest would be the 13th Doctor (or 11th, mattering on if people are okay with my attempt at a bisexual main character).
And finally a DC fanfic where the mc is given the intelligence of several characters, and the template of a single character, this being the Doctor (13th). She would be a natural ish MC leaning towards good.
Let me know if any of these sound interesting! And give me more vault fic ideas if you have any. I also plan on making a Chicago med vault fic eventually.
Anyways, have a good day!
Comments
NovelLoversHeaven1
TFTC!!!
Crazedmadman 05
It would of course be a female lead.
John Paul Chase
Yes that's right get the snake lady and adopt the child.... MWHAHAHAHAHAHA YES DEW IT
balmung1989
Loved the chapter especially with Anko checking her out kinda hope something comes of that and even tho she never really got much screen time she was a one of my favorite characters. I like the ideas especially the kingpin daughter and I would go with Black cat she seems the best choice if I remember right Skye is part of Shield and she would have Nick down her neck Yelena I know was part of the widows I dont know much of white widow but black cat seems more fun and free and will pull her into more trouble lol while others will try to keep her safe
sponge
The enid one but id read all of them to be honest
Lili Deloy
Enid with Wednesday seem like a interesting story and the one with the daughter ok Kingpin
Cranky Chart
Yay
Emil v03
The doctor one sound rly interesting and i have no problem with it having a bi mc, just wondering how you would do it with River around cus the scenes with the 11th and River are some of the best scenes in the whole show in my opinion. This is of course on the premise that it's a female/futa mc and not a male mc (i dont like reading BL) TFTC!! also the Enid one i want now☺️😤😂
dillon
That’s all I can think of for now
dillon
Just got a idea for a vault fic the Herrscher of the Void or the Herrscher of Finality or both from Honkai impact 3rd in either Tensura or in so I’m a spider, so what or in Arifureta
PheonixRising41
Thanks for the chapter! The Enid one and the Doctor one sound awesome, just uh, only 13th for an LI please! Lol
Aliya Genesis
The Wednesday fic with the Enid MC and DC fic with the 13th Doctor Template sound the best. The other ones sound kinds boring in my opinion
mihighplayz
13th is my preference also I love the idea of the character realising what’s going on and searching for the barn of the war doctor but only going there on the day where 8.5 (war doctor because I thought that was a funny way to call him) has stolen the moment
dillon
Wooo
TATTERWING
Thanks for the chapter 🍪
crispysoup
I think i'd like to see where you take the enid one.
