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WEIGHT GAIN DRIVE RULES!!!
🕑 Added 2019-11-30 20:53:24 +0000 UTC**THIS DRIVE HAS NOT STARTED YET. I PLAN ON KICKING IT OFF ON DEC 6TH!!! I'M JUST MAKING THE POST TO GET THINGS ROLLING!!! HOWEVER, NEW PATREONS OR UPPING YOUR PATREON PLEDGE DOES COUNT NOW!!! SO GO AHEAD AND DO THAT IF YOU WANT TO USE YOUR PLEDGE FOR THIS UPCOMING DRIVE.**
Heyo everyone~!!! I'm finally getting around to posting this and I'm gonna try and keep it SHORT and SWEET.
WE HAVE TWO LOVELY VICTIMS~! Jon won the Twitter poll and Chloe got the most requests by name (especially here on Patreon and you know I wanna make ya'll happy~<3) They will be eagerly stuffed and fattened up for winter with a proper never-ending holiday feast!!!
For Patreon's: You can use the money you've already pledged to "donate" with!!! See the "how to donate" section below.
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PORTIONS!!!
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LIKES: For every 5 likes on their respective posts (I will total both the one here on Patreon and on twitter) they will receive one small plate!
RETWEETS: For every retweet on the twitter post they will also receive a small plate.
$1 DONATION: Will get them a large plate!
$5 DONATION: Will get them a full, hefty entree!!! A dish intended to be shared with the whole crowd~
NEW PATREONS or ANYONE BUMPING UP THEIR PLEDGE AMOUNT: Will also earn them an entire entree~!!! Be sure to comment to me (either in private message or on the post itself) who it's intended for else I'll divy them out evenly.
$10 DONATION!!!: Big spender aren'cha~? This will feed your choice an entire table-bending main course~!!!
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HOW TO DONATE:
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**IF YOU ARE A PATREON AND WANT TO USE YOUR "PIGGY BANK" SIMPLY PRIVATE MESSAGE ME OR LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE MONSTERS POST HOW MUCH YOU'D LIKE TO SPEND!!! Remember that your funds available are only what has already been paid out!!!**
I am keeping track of how much everyone has/has spent. If you want to know for sure your total just message me and I'll let you know~
You can combine both your pledge donation and a new donation btw. For instance, you can use $2 out of your piggy bank and donate another $3 on Ko-Fi to make $5. If you're combining piggy bank bucks and a donation amount please list your Patreon username on the donation note, and what it's for, so I can confirm. Just please let me know through a comment here or private message if you're doing this.
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**PLEASE NOTE ON YOUR DONATION WHO IT'S INTENDED FOR.** Else I pick.
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THE POSTS:
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