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BIG JUNE UPDATE
🕑 Added 2024-06-21 22:00:04 +0000 UTC
NOW THAT I'M FINALLY FREE OF VARIOUS LIFE OBLIGATIONS I CAN ACTAULLY WORK ON THE DANG VIDOEGAME.
BOY THERE'S A LOT! I'LL MAKE A LIST!
NEW PHOTO MODE!!! Zoom out and see your little guy in da big city! Don't get too excited, you can't play in this mode. It's just for checking yourself out. Still! I figured ya'll would appreciate something like this.
NEW RESTERAUNTS/SHOPS!!! GN8 returns at G8RPARK to sell you the face-squeezingly sour 'SLUGGS' on tap!
All around town a new mysterious shop known as 'SMÜTH' sells health smoothies that literally burn away the fat (for a price)
Also, resterants finally have visuals lol. The UI will be improved at a later date but now you can see yourself gorging in real time!
And the GYM is technically open though, unfinished. If you're tired of getting slowed down by all that extra poundage you're going to have to work for it!
Speaking of, mechanics involving weight gain have been further refined and 'expanded' on. You'll find yourself slowing down as you gain more weight. And, if you get big enough, you may find maneuvering around town more difficult than you're used to...
Oh yeah I also finished up some unfinished visuals on the Gingerblade...
...and added the cool S.
As for the main game: The plot begins to thicken around these mysterious 'Troublemakers'
The boss has finally been added to G8RPARK to wrap up this chapter of the story! Good luck! And don't drown~
That's basically all the big exciting stuff! I've also done a lot in the way of rebalancing difficulty, economy, and adding quality-of-life features like autosave!
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This update has been a long time coming and I'm honestly glad to finally be back on a regular work schedule! We've got big exciting plans coming up for the project so I hope you enjoy what we've put together so far!
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DOWNLOAD LINK HERE
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RETURNING PLAYERS!!! YOU WILL NEED TO START OVER/MAKE A NEW SAVE! I will do everything in my power to avoid this kind of thing from now on as the game is only going to grow in complexity. But there's been too many major changes behind the scenes and old saves are likely too corrupted to play anymore. You have been warned!
IF YOU FIND ANY BUGS REPORT THEM HERE!!!
Comments
Daniel Escargot
That was a change I implemented but, I've decided to walk it back. I plan to put out a bug update soon with the money put back to the way it was.
Clankitytank
I'm not able to earn dough unless NPCs are popped. was that on purpose?
Daniel Escargot
I'll look and see that all the flags are in order. In the future, I plan on adding features to help keep track of found secrets.
Kalibud
I’m pretty sure I got all those maybe that’s just a bug with the game
Daniel Escargot
It depends on which one is missing, so I'll list them here: an easy one to miss is the invitation from Jeb. If you defeat him, he drops it. there's two quests: one to collect all the pigs and another to beat all the cows, they each drop a secret. then, there's two cards: one in the locked barn and one in a secret spot in the middle but, if you've gotten all the pigs you def ran into this card.
Daniel Escargot
not currently. I've been asked about this so its something I want to look into! But it prob wont be for a while.
fappo dappo
I haven't had a chance to check out the new game but I remember Sweet not having this option, so is there an option for controller mapping vs using a keyboard?
Kalibud
Where do you find the 5th barn secret?
