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Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter Twenty Four

🕑 Added 2024-04-06 13:15:06 +0000 UTC

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MarakEvans

Forgive me Conrad. For I have sinned. I too saw like activity and began refreshing in anticipation of the next chapter.

Harrison F

Maybe it’s not black powder and is a more advanced explosive?

Jon Thorn

So, I love the story. I am engaged, and this is the only author I would ever buy the patreon subscription for when I could just wait for the story for free. So please do not take the number of words I used to heart on what I say below as I am not articulate so I need that many to make a point. - I'd say with the workload he emphasized his team being under, the only think that brings me into the realm of "ah, this is not realistic" is the amount of gunpowder he has made by hand. Enough to kill a massive kraken and scatter chunks of it. A Sea mine doing that without a metal shell to make it act more like a grenade would need atleast the three barrels of powder (about 300 pounds) it would take to scuttle a more resilient ship. Then he has at least two more barrels in his supply closet? The man has while working himself to the bone in a military academy that is shown to have military ROTC training standards, produced 500 pounds of black powder. Even if you discount farming the salt peter, harvesting the sulfur, and making the charcoal with a burner because he had a way to buy it all... that would be like sitting down to grind black peppercorns into crushed pepper every day in a semester, and producing 500 pounds or more of it. (Requires about the same level or mortar and pestal work.)

Found&Lost

Are you sure they're not the alpha readers and us the beta?

cyrgon

Looking forward to reading the finished product! Thanks blue!

kaine

I NEED MY FIX

Blue Fishcake

Practically rewrote the entire thing over the course of thirteen hours but I'm calling it done! Beta readers have it. I genuinely don't know why I struggled with this chapter so much beyond there being a lot going on?

mike wade

NEVER! I HAVE GOOGLE, AND BY GOD I WILL USE IT LIKE A CREEPY STALKER ! * mutters in tongues in a shadowed corner*

MarakEvans

Stop Meta Gaming. Refresh like a nOrMaL pErSoN!

Conrad34xdsa

Considering blue hasn’t liked any post in the last 13 hours or so at this time, he must be in quite the grind.

MarakEvans

(Refreshes page also) (Checks Austraia Time) *Repeat*

MarakEvans

Lol, I meant Blue, never taking a "hit" of deleting a posted chapter.

mike wade

You’re my spirit animal.

Harrison F

(Refreshes page)

BubblyGhost

Woot woot! It's time to use some EARRF INSPIRED GOD GIVEN FIREARM TECHNOLOGY TO SHOW THESE SAVAGES WHY DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM ALWAYS PREVAIL! Oh and sexy ladies too, love the story fish.

BubblyGhost

Damn, bad RNG. We go again chat.

DMR1

Don't be afraid to set in on fire again! We can wait! (we can't wait) We can totally wait!

Groinfist

Technically he already failed his deathless run when he died on earth.

Laenthis Tranchesoleil

Fair enough, tho I have a feeling that like all artists you're being too hard on yourself and that we are going to LOVE to see the result tomorrow :)

MarakEvans

Man aspired for a No-Hit Run, but has to settle for Deathless; can't delete his save game.

mike wade

Touché

Blue Fishcake

Given I've only done that the once, I'm trying not to make a habit of it. Not only is it confusing, it's sloppy.

mike wade

Damn, it must be great to just be able to edit or even straight up delete and replace chapters as an author after publishing them to your audience. Publishing authors have no such benefit. At worse, the chapter you publish that you don’t like, can end up as an omake just like chapter 19 did.

MarakEvans

Waitaminute... did we get trains yet? How can we be steempunking without trains?

Eastman

You could always make a revised version if you come up with something that you like more but take your time

Pwntatochip

I ˥oʌǝ ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ

cyrgon

This might be going against the grain, but for a book finale, take your time! I’d much rather read something you’re happy with and sets up book 2 with a great hook than something you’re not enamored of.

Blue Fishcake

Australia :D

Blue Fishcake

Still puttering away at it. I don't know I just... don't love it. I'm going to give it another go over tomorrow, but love it or hate it, it's going up. Then it'll be straight onto the next chapter, which will thankfully be a lot more straight forward. As ever, thanks for your patience while the 'creative' invariably fails to meet deadlines in true creative fashion.

Borisoff72

I forget why I think this, but I think he said or implied that he's in Australia or New Zealand. I could be wrong about that though.

Oreo-belt25

I dunno, I feel like William is a bit of a Gary Sue. In my opinion, Sect had a deeper plot and characters with better crafted themes and motives. But this series is still young, so there's still time to grow

Oreo-belt25

I'm still waiting on the glorious return of Sect.

mike wade

My god, now he can’t write! The world has truly become a hell scape.

maxM@x

@mike wade - I thought he just broke his glasses in the end. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oLoNGRVeC7Y

mike wade

Is it because the bullet hit the bone?

maxM@x

I think he's in the Twilight Zone.

mike wade

Hey blue fish cake, what time zone do you live? I’m in eastern daylight time.

mike wade

I hope to see William piloting a iron man/mech suit powered by a mithril shard. It would be a great way to incorporate some of the elements from the original poll from before you started steampunk

Blue Fishcake

Abandoned... or evolved. It's bones formed the basis of Steampunk.

cafenacet

I quite enjoy Steampunk so I'm glad to hear we'll be getting book 2. Just curious though, is Skyship abandoned or just backburner?

Laenthis Tranchesoleil

Very glad to hear it I've grown very attached to this series !

mike wade

Assuming they're all the same chapter length, that would be 150 chapters.

The Fire Piper

I'm glad, this is turning out really good! I hope this goes for at least 6 books.

Dankenobi1

There's gonna be a jump in time, the 2nd book will start off with a metal robot stepping on a skull whilst firing lasers, Mark my words

Borisoff72

The twist is that William keeps a some crazy explosions in his back pocket for the sole purpose of pretending he's having trauma bursts at the mere thought of having to marry a slaver.

Borisoff72

Please say he's going to go for more cores so he can make one huge 5-core mega ship that's both a battleship and a shard carrier.

Borisoff72

Definitely two. Grand Finale and then a cleanup chapter, that's the way things work out usually with Blue. However, given the implications of the dual, new weapons and mithril core: I'm going to bet he needs two cleanup chapters. So I'm betting 3. I'm also betting he's going to say I'm wrong and is going to figure out I'm right sometime mid-next week.

DMR1

Are we getting a timejump or are we sticking to the academy for the forseeable future?

mike wade

Yay! * dances like a small child* I look forward to whatever crazy shenanigans William cooks up, and how his hubris will bite him in the ass.

Blue Fishcake

Straight on to Steampunk two! Mark my words, this train is just getting started :D

mike wade

Awww, so is this the end of book one? And if so, what do you plan on doing after? Continuing this, restarting your other two projects, or something new? Either way, I’ll personally keep subscribing, you have my trust as an author regardless what you decide will be worth reading.

Blue Fishcake

Will probably be tomorrow. Not any particular reason, just end of book stuff.

DMR1

Since you mentioned carrots, now I'm thinking of a propaganda play where when people ask how they got the accuracy to go with the range, our stalwart cadet makes a joke about how the standard fare from the kitchen includes more carrots, causing a sudden increase in carrot consumption across all teams.

The Fire Piper

Today's bet! Will the next chapter be today, Friday, Sat or Sunday? Winner gets one mithril core! 😉

Harrison F

….

Kaywye

Okay, so, as usual, I am late to the party. Just binged the extra chapters, and now I'm freaking annoyed that there isn't any more. I need to find out what happens next! You are an amazing writer. Thank you for the chapter, the characters, and the entire universe you've created. I have theories upon theories on where this could go...now I just have to see where you take us.

Blue Fishcake

I like to think that *generally* I'm pretty decent at ensuring my work maintains a reasonable pace :D

MarakEvans

As the reader, we are privy to information about William that Lady Ashfield isn't. I believe this would be Rhetorical Irony... or something like that? Narrative Irony?

Jacob

I didn't think "Drama...?" needs the question mark

mike wade

Not enough time. It’s only hours away.

DMR1

Wait, I forgot the entire chapter of a certain intructor fantasizing over a certain boy who is about to be free from his betrothal.

Found&Lost

I doubt if it'll be 5 chapters. I could see 1 maybe 2. Of course Blue knows that'll screw with the suspense, so he might just go with the 2 set up chapters he's already done and jump in.

DMR1

If Blue *hates* us, we're going to have several chapters that cover the insanity between dinner being done, being called into the office by Instructors, at least TWO separate orb phone calls, and then a pre-duel story giving us 5 chapters before the payoff. And of course that moment where everyone is back in the dorm after dropping the challenge where everyone remembers that in all the excitement they forgot to eat. And maybe even one crown level conversation about the absurd machinations playing themselves out at the Academy. Does anyone want to take bets?

CW

I've got bets on at least a mustering of the guard and several broken windows when the barrels of powder bring the building down.

DMR1

Oh, without a doubt she can't have forseen this outcome, it's just funny as hell that this is the case.

Dankenobi1

Youre right but on the other hand her letting him do completely as he wished would be extremely uncommon, and after she usurped him in favour of his half sister he may harbour ill will to then house

Dankenobi1

I'm also willing to bet a carrot will be involved somehow, you can never trust em

Hunter

Well now hold on a second… if his mother claims he took it from their home like she did with his spells, can you imagine how incompetent they’ll look for somehow losing a core AND ONLY REALIZING NOW?!… and if they DONT claim to have had it stolen, then they’ll look like they supplied their own son the means of breaking the marriage…

DMR1

Hmm. You know what I really wanted to see? The reaction of his teammates when he walked into their dorm and said: "Come with me, I'm dropping this challenge. By the way, check out this cool bling I'm holding!"

DMR1

> He luxuriated in the horrified gasps that spread through the room at his words as he soldier on. "He luxuriated in the horrified gasps that spread through the room at his words as he soldiered on."

Conrad34xdsa

Tala: Hey William! William: What? Tala: Flashbang!

Blue Fishcake

Fixed. thanks :D

DMR1

I just realized the most hilarious part of the situation here. His mom is seeking an alliance of power when had she just let him do what he wants, as the leader of his house he'd likely have established them as the heirs to the crown. Instead she keeps jumping in his way and making it get to the point where he may start his own house, and she's going to be standing on the sidelines one day trying to figure out where she went wrong.

Jacob

I'd be very amused if Blackstone tries to secretly promise their impending winnings to house Greygrass as a bribe to get them to make Marline throw the match. Ironically, Greygrass's refusal might make Marline's cover story about falling in love with William appear less suspicious.

DMR1

> And they’d go for it. They could afford not to, given that the alternative would mean those cores would end up in the hands of their political enemies. "They couldn't afford not to"

Jacob

I'm sure he already has plans

Galven Star

"AGAIN?!"

cyrgon

If (and this is a big IF) he wins, I wonder what he’ll do with his core? Another round of “what’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is mine” with his mother? After all, no one needs to know that William obtained two cores—and depending on how sneaky he wants to be, Will could announce that he gave his core to Marline’s house to take some of the heat off. Might add fuel to the fire of Marline being enamored of him, though… 😉

MarakEvans

*Hypothetical* Someone "steals" the prize after Tala's win. House Greygrass gets implicated. William might need to go fishing again. Blackstone gets more pushy about extracting William. Ashfields freak out. Crown freaks out... Drama...? Hmmm.. *end hypothetical*

MarakEvans

Shhh... don't tempt the fates.

Dankenobi1

I bet we will next week

Dankenobi1

https://youtube.com/shorts/WoPpEVfDoHg?si=U8zU6KQRI8lgd1B2

Dankenobi1

Look on the brightside, this one came out late, so you have to wait less than a week for the next

Dankenobi1

Would be an interesting plot twist, but would be really unsatisfying

Gjim

Curious how this is going to go sideways on him. Chances are he wins, and earns himself a small victory only to fall victim to someones machinations.

Third Ailing Primate

But what if William actually does indeed lose the match even with all the technological advantages? 🧐

GoshDarnYouPlucium

Yeah, there’s been so much buildup to it that it honestly just wouldn’t feel right otherwise

The GrandMage

Begrudging respect and introspection on how their own politics are harming them would be good. She doesn't like Orcs, too much family history there. But I'm not sure what all is available. Can they just be defensive against them, or does the war involve a need for land expansion by the kingdom? Either way, she's losing a fiancee who keeps rising in value the more he tries to escape her. It's obvious that both their families have fucked up in a fundamental way.

Stormtrooper

Hot dang my BlueFishCake fix has come in and over delivered again.

Stormtrooper

That is exactly what she's after.

Hughes Andrew

Will’s mom is the count of Ashfeild, and is trying to gain control of the duchy of summerfield. I think.

mike wade

More like “collapsed building on your head” kind of trap. Assuming the blast doesn’t outright incinerate your corpse first.

mike wade

They definitely do. Otherwise he and Marlene would of either gotten really sick or even died after leaving a crate of potatoes rotting in a sealed room for an extended period of time. But if I were William, I’d deactivate them while away. The staff are forbidden from entering, so the only ones who are going to get a lung full of nightshade would be robbers, assuming his other traps don’t get them first.

Stultus

Is it Summerfield or Ashfield?

Borisoff72

"On the bright side, if I ever do fuck opening the door up, I probably won’t have more than half a second to regret it" So definitely fatal then, and probably something that will 100% destroy the contents of the room as well, just to be safe.

mike wade

I think there weariness of his team will always be second their utter terror ofhim pulling mithril and new weapons out of his ass for the express purpose of fucking them over. I’m certain they’ll preform well, but they’ll always be playing second fiddle to his fuckery.

MarakEvans

School Staff that got bribed to raid William's things. Plausible deniability. No obvious house involved. Could be foreign or domestic. ... so we talking Shotgun trap, frag nade, stink-squirter, or glitterbomb?

MarakEvans

Isn't her house's skyship stuck in a Forrest? Would be a good insult. "Flightless GREENgrass"

MarakEvans

Same

MarakEvans

Someone might miss. Someone might dodge. Someone might mag-dump. But what if... Tala has a fistfight with William anyways? Drama?

mike wade

I have money on the spuds taking out at least two wankers.

MarakEvans

I suspect the alchemical facilities already have countermeasures in place involving gas ventilation. Didn't they already have an incident with a graduated student's unattended property? Some passive measures like filtered vents or active air circulation would be considered in the aftermath.

Jason Dortch

I am betting on Marlin getting to talas core in a bit of ironic fate. Would go some way in keeping house black stone wary of Williams new house many chapters from now knowing he has a competent crew.

MarakEvans

@Lanze Whimsical, but not a bad way to go. Personally, I'd prefer begrudging respect. Says more about William with Tala respecting him. @TeFiLeDo Agreed, would be contrary to much of her family's alignment. But that could be used to impact decisions within Blackstone and Ashfield. Later down the line, William may provide Tala with a convincing argument. She may then influence or steer the Blackstones or Ashfields.

MarakEvans

*hypothetical* Will: You wanted to see me, ma'am? Griffith: I've had a lot of extra work thanks to you. *gives Will the stink eye* Will:*confusion/identifying the instructors change in disposition* Griffith: Al'Hundra.*still giving the stink eye* Will:*nods in realization and confirmation* Griffith: You owe me a night and a trip to the town. *end hypothetical*

DMR1

"Certainly Willaim didn’t doubt that in many ways the Instructors of House Blackstone did actually answer to the heir. Especially now, in her third year. But one from graduation." > William "And as generally unflappable as William liked to consider himself, he could resist the small animal part of his brain that tried to squawk in panic as he beheld the myriad emotions flashing across the faces that were all now staring in his direction." > he could barely resist the small animal part of his brain

MarakEvans

Could be an execution a few meters above Tala's Float... depending on how quickly the "clay-pidgeons" deploy.

DMR1

Meanwhile, messenger orbs everywhere: "He did WHAT?!"

White Neko Knight

I love that the comments seem split between "I'm looking forward to the next chapter" and "I wonder how many people are going to die from rotting potatoes."

mike wade

It would be hilarious if would be thieves disabled the boobytrap, just to be killed by the solanine gas from the rotting potatoes.

mike wade

For the fight, I think I might be a slaughter or a photo finish.

mike wade

Bet you that decrepit old secretary will have Vietnam flashbacks about the old student putting actual shit in the room , and then get blasted to kingdom come.

Laenthis Tranchesoleil

Oh this chapter was GOOD ! But now I'm even more eager for the next one :( Curse you and your addictive stories BlueFishCake, I can't help but crave the next dose, and every new one leaving me more desperate for the next !

mike wade

Gas based weapons are terrifying. You see a guy waking just collapse, then another guy goes to help then immediately collapses when he gets near. It’s why they always sent slaves or servants down to the root cellar.

Jeremy Grundy

I would like to have seen his team’s reaction to him showing up with a mithril core key chain and then telling them he was going to gamble it away.

Overclocked

That is disturbing

Borisoff72

Anyone willing to take some action of the fight? Not you, Blue. If not on the fight, anyone want to take some action on who will fall victim to Chekov's booby-tapped door?

werotan

there go 2 fast food meals next month now I'm hooked

Footbraclet

And now I have to wait another week, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Robothaus

I think you flipped between Marline's house being Greygrass and Greengrass in there

mike wade

I hope we see every play by play. So far we’ve only seen glimpses of the float battles. I’d like this to be our first extended combat scene.

aj0413

I know you like to incorporate a twist in your stories, but please just let us have this one straight. I want to see the stupefied look on their faces when he beats Tala decisively and Will once again affirms he’ll break no bread with slavers

TeFiLeDo

I doubt that will happen. Tala would need to abandon the well-established political positions of her family. In addition to that, she would have to accept not being in charge, which would be quite new for her (except for the crown and her parents, but that is obviously different).

mike wade

Oh shit, does he know that rotten potatoes in a confined space is a death sentence?! Rotten potatoes in cellars have killed entire families. Potatoes produce nightshade gas, which displaces the air. So when you walk into the room without airing it out first, you pass out from the lack of oxygen, then the nightshade finishes you off. Does he have a way to vent the room first? Edit: potatoes are part of the nightshade family, and when they rot they give of Solanine gas. Solanine is incredibly toxic even in small amounts. A single bag of potatoes has the potential to kill scores of men in the right situation. Think a pile of bodies as they all succumb to the gas.

Justin Drake

Tyftc

mike wade

It will by default after this, it’s just a matter of time.

Dancingrage

Think that's a girthy sound, just picture if it ever gets out that he killed Al'Hundra!

mike wade

Probably, though it’s probably not going to be very useful with less than a day to plan.

Lanze

If he wins, I really hope things aren't bad between him and Tala. Like obviously it will be for a little while, but I'm always disappointed when a narrative only uses a character as a villain and then utterly dismisses them when they are no longer needed. It's cliche, but the "villain being befriended after their defeat and joining the heroes party" **when done right** just makes me sooooo happy lol

Andrew

Thank you!

Duncan Sharp

Holy hell what a chapter! A grammar recommendation and a punctuation problem to point out before I forget. First: if I ever do fuck opening the door up I recommend: if I ever do fuck up opening the door Second: William nodded. That wasn’t too unexpected. What was, was that Marline had apparently chosen to communicate her ‘acquisition of a mithril core’ over orb.” I didn't add that quotation mark at the end. That's from the chapter.

mike wade

Was it Griffith who was on lunch duty? Because I hope to god it was her. Because if it was I’m thoroughly shocked that the cafeteria didn’t flood out from her loins.

The Fire Piper

"But that was the old him. The one who’d been born in a different world under different stars." What a great poetic line!

mike wade

He just plopped his metaphorical dick onto the table. And holly shit, I think I heard it crack from the weight of his balls.

Dancingrage

Someone was going to say it, I just had to check to be sure!

Delakar

I will say it is extremely likely that Tala will be forwarded about the guns. It would be really easy for any professor who wanted to curry favor with her family to warn Tala that the match is a trap. Even if they can't explicitly explain why, a simple warning that William team will be using a new form of whatever those guns are called in this world that will be X-times more effective in range and power.

The Fire Piper

Ooooh here it comes!

David Ellis

Nit: "They could afford not to" probably should be "They couldn't afford not to"

Carlos Torres

I can't wait for Griffiths reaction for when she connects the dots.

Slade

This is gonna be a brutal fight

Blue Fishcake

Always helpful :D

Blue Fishcake

Oof. I'll be sure to give it a second read tomorrow. Now, I sleep :D

MASC

Looking forward to seeing his mother’s reaction to the news and Griffith realising why Will wanted the spell bolt to be used on the floats as his reward was so he could go independent as his own house.

Luke Payne

Great chapter, although reading it tells me it needs more time in the editing room, couple of errors in it.

MockingBird

I'm really loving the politics, and scheming you've put into this. I'm exited to see the fight, but more so the reaction when they realize where he got the core from.

Beep

Hoooookay this chapter absolutely did NOT disappoint now that I've read it.

Baron Von Mott

It's so cathartic to finally reach the parts where William can start schooling all the arrogant people who underestimated him!

Found&Lost

No problem! Are the edit suggestions helpful? I don't like being a grammar nazi, but you might publish.

Blue Fishcake

Fixed, thanks :D

Larynx Punchworthy

I love how neatly William outmaneuvered Tala, and that she’s only now realizing that he had some sort of plan, rather than simply being an impulsive young male. I love the hidden depths trope so much

Ryno Botha

Really looking forward to the next chapter

Found&Lost

Oh, William didn’t doubt it. Just as he knew he’d been fending off some awkward questions in the next few days. He'd BE fending off?

Aresswe

Great chapter loved it

Addeand

I really like the chapter, with one dumb nitpick; rolling dice sounds really TTRPGy and in similar situations you'd almost always see "cast" as the verb in the sentence. Since it's a riff off of a Julius Caesar quote.

Redacted

alea iacta est

Andrew Lechner

That is an excellent way to put it. Though this could easily see the Blackstones conducting their own crossing a well if something goes wrong.

Jett

Welp, William's crossed his Rubicon. Now he just has to win.

Andrew Lechner

It is anything but. This is probably one of the worst cliffhangers you've written, and certainly the worst of this story. I can't wait for what's next!

Andrew Lechner

Oh, he is jumping right into it. Every eye in the Kingdom will be on this duel and will shatter if anything goes too wrong during the duel. William has his storybook event, now he must merely give it a happily ever after. Or drown the nation in a deluge of blood, option, options...

Blue Fishcake

Oof. You had me in the first half, not going to lie. Was super worried it was dry and boring :D

Brian Roger

Oh boy, we finally have arrived on the cusp of the duel. How long before we get to see it and the outcome?

Nicholas Crowley

Duel! Duel! Duel! Duel!

Wotün, the Butterlord

Thanks for the chapter! And damn, Beep beat me to the punch! He really dropped a bomb at dinner, here. You could've probably heard a fly fart after that exchange. Plus, I can only imagine the varying levels of speculation as to who gave him the core; especially after the codified messages sent to the Greygrass family from their daughter.

Beep

This sure is one of the chapters of all time. Yeah okay I haven't read it yet, I just couldn't resist the urge to comment first.


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