Request - EDF Wing Diver
🕑 Added 2025-03-10 17:00:13 +0000 UTCEDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
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SexualYeti
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SexualYeti
Fascinating!
SexualYeti
All good! Thank you!
Macaroni Monkey
Best I can do is some screenshots, but I’ll try.
Macaroni Monkey
Anyway, here’s some Wing Diver related facts that are actually canon. 1. Wing Divers are an all female force because the psionic link they use is only compatible with the minds of women (Yes, this means women are inherently psychic in the EDF universe). 2. Wing Divers use exclusively energy weapons because they need to stay lightweight, which also explains their skimpy outfits (It’s totally not for any other reasons). 3. Wing Divers have a notoriously low survival rate compared to the other soldier classes, often getting slaughtered because they’re so pitifully fragile. 4. Wing Diver (At least in EDF 5&6) is 5’2” and an F-Cup (I did the measurements myself out of curiosity). 5. Wing Diver is the second oldest class (Originally named Pale Wing), being introduced in EDF 2, making her second only to Ranger. This has been EDF facts with MacaroniMonkey. Tune in next time when I discuss how the entire EDF franchise is actually an extremely elaborate shitpost. Go play an EDF game ya goobers.
The Great Archivist
Fun fact, EDF is Electricité De France in frenche (electricity of france)
SexualYeti
Never mind, this was before I asked for references. This is my fault.
Shaderunner
Next time mention the outfit or link a screeny.
SexualYeti
Dude, I looked everywhere for proper references for her and I couldn't find any. I never expected this game to be so niche.
Macaroni Monkey
I’m pretty sure I’m the one who made this request originally. I was more so referring to her EDF 5 design with the booty shorts, or the other design she has in this game with the loincloth. But considering she has 4 separate designs in EDF 6 (Devastation, Civilian, Soldier, Up & Coming), two of which return from the previous game (Civilian and Soldier), I’m perfectly happy with you choosing her Devastation outfit, because I don’t expect you to play through EDF 6 (Which is not a short game btw, it’s like 40~ hours to beat the main campaign) just to have a reference for her endgame design (Up & Coming).
Shaderunner
No Elysian Drop trooper.
The Great Archivist
look very close but no
SexualYeti
Earth Defense Force
Shaderunner
Elysian drop trooper?