Episode 171 - The Way of the Shadow Wolves (12/28/17)
🕑 Added 2017-12-28 20:29:11 +0000 UTC Hope you all had a Merry Christmas, we're back and in this episode we unwrap our present: Steven Seagal's new novel "The Way of the Shadow Wolves." We read the preface and first chapter and then try to make our way through Megan McArdle's 14th annual kitchen gift guide without self-harming.Reminder to subscribe to our newsletter here to read our weekly personal Sex Diaries: https://chapotraphouse.us17.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=8e5c6079155c6d17d65bb0a32&id=eaf859b922
Comments
Reece Coren
matts laugh at the snake part almost killed me I laughed so hard
Maxwell Harkness
ah real eyes real lies realize
Michael Bloomer
Can we please revisit more of this in honor of him becoming special representative for Russian-American relations
gamerunknown
Pheromones Virgil?
Will O'Neill
This is the best episode of Chapo ever
Michael Kelly
so sad that they want to be loved by the Atlantic so bad
LP3
God damn it, Matt
Blakey
He do be like that though
Adam Cassidy
My friend, did you just self-censor the word "pussy"?
oh yut
I’m at the gym right now and corey feldman is on dr oz
Thomas Whitehead
checks twitter to see if the username "Mike Thermomix" is taken
Chris B
Victor-in-an-ox. I'm picturing the rhino scene from Ace Ventura 2.
david
matt is a little bitch
Lance Dobbie
Matt confirmed scrub who never cooks
Bea Arthur Death Cult
ghee-gaws
David Frenulum
Tired of hearing Felix say the word pu**y for the gazillionth time, he is triggering my ASMR with his speech impediments.
Jake
Based on Matt's desire to take a shit IN an immersion blender I have to guess the man just does not cook ever.
Kyle Schipske
will segal voice could make anything sound ridiculous
Jordan Cunningham
Fuck the haters OXO slaps
terry
Fuck the Atlantic
James Ayres
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRxhgxH6FUI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRxhgxH6FUI</a>
alexis
Omg who is breathing so loud
no
the dry boys are actually owned you can not use a metal spatula on cast iron. wood or silicon only
Spencer horne
I’m convinced you guys mispronounce words on purpose as a bit. I have a parrot that learned to speak by watching tv; perhaps he can help you guys with your English.
nathan roberts
you cannot shit "into" an immersion blender, matt. an immersion blender is a external tool
Stu Sherman
Chapo turned into a cooking podcast so slowly I hardly noticed.
hamburglar
Mcardle segment was a flop, most of that was pretty reasonable stuff. Even Will seemed to be having a hard time dunking on it and he chose the article. I’d rather she be talking about her preferred kitchen tongs than explaining why burning the poors alive is actually a good thing
Samjuuul Parnter
Def missed the Rothschild/Catholic church/deep state vibe. Hilarious episode either way!
Gordon Schmidt
the national banks and international finance is controlled by the most powerful family in the world.... the Wayans brothers
Sarah Saunders
It's scary that there were no references or inside jokes in this episode that I did not understand. Matt's rendition was also more Alastair Sim incredibly old school.
4non06
you could go for their competitor wingrr
Ian Epps
also begay is a pretty common navajo surname
Cooper DeMarse
Hey, so Begay is a very, very common Native American last name. Gotta watch out when trying to joke about stuff like that. <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begay" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begay</a>
Ian Epps
lmao mispronouncing saguaro at 2:39
chris e
So LaRouche/Icke as rewritten by Tom Friedman/Dan Brown with Native Americans as custodians of the True Spirit of America
no
matt can never freak out about mispronunciations again after that tristram shandy fuck-up
Oat Bran
Holy shit Will, victor inix?
ghvghvgh
I can almost hear Felix's brain going "don't make a metal gear solid reference" when Seagal is rambling about the shaman and the wolf or something
skrrt vonnegut
Ah yes, Victor Inox... one of Sebastian Gorka's comrades of the VITEZI REND.
skrrt vonnegut
AQUACUM MY FRIEND...
skrrt vonnegut
that's just your free sex slave for SHUTTING UP ABOUT SYRIA.
CUSTARD MANIAC
"victor inox"
John Williams
Man, that Atlantic top 50 is like Jethro Tull beating Metallica back in '89. You are out of touch and do not understand the medium!
Rich Ranallo
Virgil's right about the cast iron thing; people do freak out about sharp metal implements on cast iron because they think it can scratch the oil film, requiring you to reseason it. But it is a really dumb thing to be that serious about.
Keith Chaput
Hey fellow wolf's, check my patreon out fam
Ted Cruz's Awful Mistake
Can't believe steven seagal is the new head of the dsa
philip podolsky
Which means they can no longer make fun of what a gigantic dumbass he is?
Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation
I got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and I asked it to tell me that truth about Syria and then it stopped working and now there's these guys across the street in a van
Quinn
Ben Poop
i’m gay
Stuart Bradley
Oh HELLZ YES