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Episode 261 - Teen Party II feat. Brandon Wardell & Jack Wagner

🕑 Added 2018-11-08 19:42:31 +0000 UTC

Comments

Andy Orsburn

I think it’s just as likely that Whitey’s murder was arranged by the FBI. He was released into general population and that was the last in a series of “mistakes” in how he was handled.

Maxwell Harkness

i keep thinking about the cool N word dad

Ben Poop

I wanna know the bad thing Wardell did in LA to piss off the cum lads

RubbishBinMan

best part of that video is when lil xan says "garnished" instead of garnered. i love it when people try to use long words and just completely get it wrong

Harriet Pooter

That kid who keeps shirking chores just needs to not have the option to make deals for "screen time". If the parents are so worried about their kid not caring about the family unit, it wasn't a smart move to commoditize his labour. Natch.

Gratch

Shouts to Good Good Comedy Theatre! *airhorn* *airhorn* *airhorn*

gamerunknown

Ahahah I can imagine that Care and Feeding kid reenacting a scene from American History X

John Williams

Holy shit. I read through some of these "Care and Feeding" letters and I think that I struck gold: "Before I even ever thought of being pregnant, I knew that I would name my first child Nikola Tesla, with the plan of having lots of nicknames to choose one that would fit them after they were born. I settled on Tes because no one would really guess the meaning, and it seemed gender-neutral. After my son was born, his dad told me it was important to him that he be called Nikola, so that’s what we did. After my son turned 6 months old, his dad and I split up and he decided to call him Niko (the nickname I most loved and wanted to use). Eventually I started alternating between Nikola and Niko with a few other pet names. Now our son is almost 2, and if you ask him his name or what he wants to be called, he says Tes. If you call him Tes, he lights up. This has been going on for a few weeks now. So do I call him Tes? Do I ask others to call him Tes? Do I send out a social media announcement? Do I talk to his dad before doing any of this?"

Alex Wilson

Yeah But Still, This Ep Is Good.

jake.durazno

I’m gen z and I love chapoopoo

Keller Warden

These comments are so wholesome because we are all paying fans and have nothing but love

Sperm guy

47:07 love the pod fellas but the Felix Biederman character is so clearly "inspired by" kroll show's Big Liz I feel like you should be giving credit

Man Hass

aw god xan's rap is like the opposite of respect

Mike Mariano

Teen Party I was the first premium episode released after I joined. It made me feel old. Now I feel dead!

boltactionbeaut

Brandon’s cute i’d eat his ass

boltactionbeaut

die then

Parker Sellers

I would play the fuck out of that game!!! Is the card game real? There could be some great enchantment cards too, like gerrymandering, and control of the media.

Hannah K.

this was so funny and i really likes it stop complaining u fags

bingo bob

“Guys who are always light red and love rubbing you on the shoulder when they shake your hand.” Thank god felix was on this one

vitamixCEO

i like everything about this episode except brandon

Louis Gramaticus

First episode I stopped after 20 mins. Not good.

Titivilis

My seven year old neph has in fact been doing the floss dance. I definitely don't know what it means.

Mike Penix

That west suburban chicago parent shit is real. Except for the time I smoked with my friends dad and he talked for 30 minutes about how soundgarden is the best band ever.

T

that video fuckin owns holy shit

hamburglar

this was a huge improvement on the last Wardell ep

Les Doodis

Rich kid episode. *starts pounding table* MATT. MATT. MATT. MATT. MATT.

Borki Balboa

Christman died for our sins the other day. We shall not see his like again

Jack Wagner

im not a big fan of felix either but there is no need for homophobia sir

JLS

you fucking put that gayass betacuck on this podcase GTFO

Jacques Robespierre

Yup

hdx

I'm pleased the rest of the internet is getting to experience Goujon John : <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWREDus50zc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWREDus50zc</a>

Marcus Rosen

this shit sucks major ass i hate it

Plebmasterflex

Isn't wardell like 30 lmao

Yeet yourself and everyone around you

This was funny and a good change up. Not every ep needs to be ZoroMattster coming down from the mountain fortelling doom (just every other one).

Will Burley

Brandon is good I like him

🤷🏼‍♀️

It was pretty funny

nonny

how fucking dare you

Dylan Lowly

Get Brandon Wardell the fuck up outta here

Brent Johnson

Assuming that this was recorded on Wed and judging by Matt's on stream impersonation of the drinking bird he is very hungover.

Bjorn Harlson

Matt Ox is the shit tho

Mattias

You can do better.

corey krajewski

Brandon is the best chapo

Bryce King

Smoking with family is quality bonding time, these are facts

Spencer horne

Should I even listen to this?

Bryan

lmao I don't fucking think so

Kyle C

the chapo "wonks" won't be able to understand the particularly highbrow brand of humour the yeah, but still boys bring to the table

Fap

Can you drink on your puberty blockers ?

Brandon Wardell

matt got banned for being drunk on twitch and he’s been replaced by me and jack forever. sorry guys

andre

God no

Kenneth Smith

This better not be Matt’s punishment

Navreet Gill

WHERE IS MATT

Hampus Bystrom

guys this was unlistenable

Fap

Worst ep ever

John Curtin

Is this our punishment for Matt getting plastered?

Dennis C.

It’s good to see that Chapo has the guts to bring back the intellectual heavyweight that is Brandon Wardell.

nickelwaffles

America's youth is beyond repair, look at what they're writing about you for instance, some real schizo, Harry Potter/The Fan with Robert de Niro and Wesley Snipes crossover shit, pretty scary: <a href="https://medium.com/@nickwalther_65101/chapo-trap-house-is-a-gang-of-mudblood-beta-dementors-cucks-8d1c48955201" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://medium.com/@nickwalther_65101/chapo-trap-house-is-a-gang-of-mudblood-beta-dementors-cucks-8d1c48955201</a>