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702 - Don’t Worry Be Happy (1/30/23)

🕑 Added 2023-01-31 03:33:54 +0000 UTC

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J. A.

I mean if everyone invovled was paid fairly theyd be 80k so maybe this problem fixes itself....

foxy

it also gives every citizen their own self defense weapon, so we can finally enact gun control laws

Matthew Shurtleff

The 10 pound phone idea is genius. The weight should be granite, hand chiseled by union masons - that way it's really expensive, awkward to carry, and supports working wages

Ascetic Blur

Look I might burn for all eternity but Belial writes fuckin bangers y'all.

Shivvy

“euchre Avignon papacy” is gonna tickle me for a good while

Amanda

Yes, get Nick Diamonds for we didn't start the fire!

Claire Casey

Don't worry, Covfefe

Chavvy Alonso

if 2 people cant fit, you must acquit

Ijon Tichy

Reminds me of a time when you'd have vague memories of the kids' novels you read as a kid―did l have any idea what a stoat was at the time?—rather than having spent your whole adult life obsessing over the kids' novels you've been rereading since you were a teen.

loved the redwall shoutout

aida beats

overflowing tintures of honeywine fucked me up

Luis Zamarripa

Its not a surprise that TikTok can arouse this much fervent discourse, you’re essentially FaceTiming humanity’s collective id when you log on. Combine that with the most efficient algorithms for engagement that social media has ever produced and you have a recipe for people losing their minds to some form of brain rot, whether they love the app or hate it