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624 - Valhalla Whining (5/2/22)

🕑 Added 2022-05-03 03:55:50 +0000 UTC
624 - Valhalla Whining (5/2/22)

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Robert

30 minutes in and this is the dumbest shit movie I’ve ever seen. Lmfao

David Jalbert-Gagnier

Anyone else has audio stop around 1:02:00?

Ryan McMullen

I came here exclusively to see if the Nina Janckowitz Horny Harry Potter link would be in the show description and am sorely disappointed. Google is only showing me a Breitbart link—horseshoe theory in action!

David Cox

Zizek says wearing horns was an 19th century invention of Wagnerian opera - the original Vikings never did it. So even Q Shaman has it wrong, if he's trying to evoke that shit.

justDave

Erik the Viking- now thats a fukn movie- EARTHA KITT IS THE SHIT!

Philipp K

That Guardian article was the film criticism equivalent of thinking mayonnaise is too spicy.

Cum. -[edit: cum]

Budget Hireling

*FACT CHECK ALERT* *FACT CHECK ALERT* The song that Nina Janckowitz sings in that clip refers to solving the "mystery of the egg". The egg is actually a large golden egg, given to the competitors in the Triwizard Tournament as a clue to help them prepare for the Second Task. The egg is, in this case, an actual egg, not a metaphor for the tactically vaginal perimeter, as Felix postulated. *END OF FACT CHECK* *END OF FACT CHECK*

Blake Finch

I agree Midsommar is anti-boyfriend propaganda but I think Ari does a good job of establishing the rules of that world. In the context of the story he has to die for her to be reborn in this new life. Arson in a bear suit is a tough fate tho. The coroner probably had to customize the paperwork.

justDave

If we did live in viking times, Will would be a monk in Lindesfarm

Nolan

Cheeseburger in Valhalla 😎.


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