768 - Handjob for the Recently Deceased (9/18/23)
🕑 Added 2023-09-19 02:30:14 +0000 UTCWe cover a spurt of stories about politicians being horny, starting with of course Lauren Boebert’s broadway handy. Then, have you seen this plane?: the air force loses an F-35 somewhere in South Carolina. Finally, we have a reading series on Mitt Romney’s self-mythologizing retirement announcement that eventually morphs into a rumination on the fate of empires.
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Reece Coren
felix nailed fetterman as a zionist coward
Jed Levin
Tip of the hat for the Brian Eno snippet
psyop_enjoyer
Feds hit him with the heart attack gun. Get well soon Matt.
Khemith
By the time that happens they will have put the wire up and shoved the poor to living on low tide Flordia to hunt for oily crabs.
Peter Sullivan
I think the Chapo boys are pretty wrong about climate change. Most coastal real estate is for the wealthy. It’ll hit the wealthy pretty hard too, especially because they think they’re invincible. Of course the poor will bear the brunt of it, but it won’t be solely concentrated on them. Middle class (if that’s a thing anymore) households barely keeping their heads above water can watch their remaining savings and assets washed away in a minute and property insurance rates will continue to climb. It’s gonna be a fuckin disaster, folks.
Logan
Here come the warm jets. Thanks Chris ♥️
John Leavitt
I’m sure clean living and genetics does a lot but Salt Lake City has some of the best, busiest plastic surgeons in the world