735 - The Termronator (5/25/23)

Jeffrey Miller

Why can't I play this episode on any of my podcast apps?

Ryan

Felix riffing on DeSantis is like MJ in the NBA Finals. Unmatched artistry in their crafts.

J.P. McD.

wtf me too

Connor Sullivan

Wait, did the boys confirm that David SadSack shops at Dan Flashes???

Chantz Kouveras

The American education system has failed me

Tristan Clark

Dictionary says Matt is correct. quixotic adjective quix·​ot·​ic kwik-ˈsä-tik

Chantz Kouveras

I am begging someone to teach Matt how to say "quixotic". It's "key-ho-tick", like Don Quixote (which It's from).

I know in my heart that if I keep smashing refresh every 2 minutes, sooner or later I'll wear you down and you'll give me my podcast

Frank

that being said it is slop time chris pls

Frank

they usually don't put anything out on holidays

Tommy

No.

George Lochinski

Hbd Felix, take yr time boys

Andrew Cross

guys, please, our weekly slop

Nick Stanert

Great episode, love the terminator jokes

we pay 5 dollars for this service would it kill you to maybe add a little 20 minutes? i love you guys, im lonely and i need to hear voices otherwise i go crazy

Poppy Chulo

The fuck is the slop?

Sparky

*checks watch*

Lynchian Dick Game

I once saw it closed captioned as Rhonda Sanchez

Tristan Clark

The YouTube closed cations for the clip from this episode type his name every time as Rhonda Santis and it's hilarious.

Mark Schneider

I'd swear I already suggested the very obvious Ron DeSadist earlier in the thread (?) but it seems to have disappeared. The whiny bullying & his funtime watching or assisting Gitmo torture make it an obvious choice.

natfos 💌

lol good point, i guess he has the ear of a republican president which is just as good

J. A.

Because you make more money in gold rushes selling shovels?

J. A.

They need stav on for elicucidating nicknames like Ron desuckdicks

J. A.

Your respect for ameri kkkas shock troops is noted

Elliot Matheny

Ron DeSagtits

Ron DickSuckTits

SJ

I don't think there's anything in it for Carlson. But if he concludes otherwise, he would definitely win the GOP nod and win at least 20 states.

monkeyshines

I'm a bit surprised I haven't heard 'Ron DeSucktis' yet

I actually got motion sickness for the first time hearing about the blood plasma story on the train

ploob

🤭 bro bro

natfos 💌

why doesn't tucker carlson run for president? not that i want him to but it seems like he could have more success than Rob DeSanctimonious. although i'm not putting it past liberal media to push ron in the same way they pushed trump as the crazy out there guy in 2016.

Kirstwb

saying “Not to get trad but doesn’t this insult god??” all the time now

SJ

48:24 - "The biome I could take or leave..." will be on my gravestone. Or it would've been if I actually had enough self-regard to plan for a gravestone.

Nolan

I think I deserve an episode today.

Brett Anders

Lol, great job

Nathan E Simpson

Bryan Johnson literally is the Goya painting of Saturn devouring his sons lifeless corpse

Enoch

The second I heard the son is named Talmadge I knew this fucker was mormon. Why is a mormon going to such insane anti aging lengths. You're getting your body back anyway, dummy.

KO

Boys, you're missing a real chance at the trash tv trough. Get off your high prestige TV horses; watch Milf Manor. See how the other half lives

Shimosanz

Glenn Otherkin

ttypes

I was reminded of 'Big Structural Bailey' while listening to this episode and I can't believe we've only backslid since that moment

John Mitchell

little surprised you didn't connect the dots to his work as a navy JAG in guantanamo where he supervised beatings and torture. he is a complete fascist simp who will always be second fiddle to authoritarianism.

Nolan

They cummed in my foams

TangiePower

Longshot but… have the boys ever considered book publishing, as in fiction? Could be a nice way to push back at the cultural rot and I know Menaker has experience in the industry. Would be very cool to have a scene of left-wing, human authors building up the left wing cultural sphere.

danny

all cylinders on this one classic chapo

Noahjon marshall

great ep

Crosley Querin

BRB getting AIDS as a prank against my dad.

ploob

I, for one, am still PISSED about the purple m&m.

markers

When I saw Musk in that campaign video I thought it was a goofy meme. Turns out Ron AGAIN is giving screen time to other, likely more successful men than him on his own videos. Very peculiar, looks like cuck shit to me.

Jim Bo

Couldn’t quite finish this, the blood talk was giving me severe heebie jeebies

markers

DeSantis loves bending over for other men in his campaign videos. Now I understand the Don't Say (Ron is) Gay bill.

Poppy Chulo

This is when Chapo is at its best. These kinds of episodes is where Chapo fires on all cylinders.

Doug Cartel

Whenever matt talks about the "contract" americans unknowingly signed where they traded in their political agency for convenience and consumer choice, it just reminds me of some movie from comedy central. Cant remember which one but a movie extra turns to the protagonist and says "40 flavors of ice cream man, now THATS freedom" and it really is a hell of a lens to view the last 50 years through.

pookie

Nothing straighter than pining after your 17 year old's plasma

VAN Fan

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a toon

JDR 2209

All-time episode, 10/10, instant classic

Zach Pierce

I can’t believe that David Sachs was even ABLE to enunciate a question to RONBOT with all of the MuskCum he was gargling… props to Sachs

Greg

To bring it all together, the HBO show Silicon Valley had an episode centered around a blood boy (but he wasn’t the villain tech mogul’s son, so again life out-paces art). The twist was that the blood boy was secretly eating twinkies and Swiss cake rolls and thus making the villain’s health worse!

dog stone

this ones for the chuckleheads

Tim O'Connor

You may want to check out the documentary film Who Framed Roger Rabbit

jack flowers

this is just 5th head of cerberus lmao

Claire Casey

Ah fuck, sorry man. The thing is I'm usually on benzos and sugar free RedBull the first few hours of work so I do miss some stuff. Ty and RIP Andy

Jethro Mojave

I want to be turned into a Toon. I don’t know where the fuck Felix comes up with terms like that. “Toon” and “getting Clown” fucking kill me if I even just think about it

Chris Wade

That was on Monday!

Drew McGill

Going through the first season myself now and loving it.

C. Ries

Ron could’ve gone pro if he hadn’t joined the Navy. Unfortunately it was at some cushy Ivy League school.

Chapo versus DSP feud when?

Peter Hostert

It’s sugar man

K H

Classic Chapo. Making references to books I will never read and queuing the laugh so I can pretend I get it.

K H

I think Trump gets power from attacking. Like Doomguy. If he has nothing to fight he will get weaker. Ron and other Republicans are fodder enemies for Trump to recharge his ammo and hp.

Claire Casey

Chris correctly ignores the fans 🐖 🐷 but I was still hoping for an Andy Rourke outro

Honestly Train should run in the Republican primary if he’s old enough…he might actually win.

lol trainwrecks is more professional than Ronnie or Elon. This is where we’re at.

EaZy E

Election shit’s starting up and all the freaks are starting to come out.

Justin Racine

I'll give max this courtesy. Clone high season 2 slaps

Daniel Martínez González

Soy DeFaces

SJ

This was my favorite Chapo ep in a while. Or I was in the best mood to enjoy it. One of those.

Damn Felix put up a triple double on the pod today

bruce moment

Isn't trainwrecks the crying incel guy

Jeffrey Miller

I haven't laughed that much listening to Chapo in a long time. Felix and that DeSantis segment in general was excellent.

Bryan

it's chapo season baby. we're through the doldrums that was the time between midterms and now. this is the classic disco shit right here.

Tim Mullen

Ron DePoopiss

Kyle Smyth

20 minutes in and Felix has been on fire NBA jam style the entire time

Brian Rooney

Outro music?

Dyyyyylan

Most energetic episode in a long time. Thanks, Ron.

Andrew Cross

shouts out to trainwrecks

Adam Geddes

bitchez don't know 'bout my Yale baseball career

Kevin

I feel the "creator" title is just a fun little way that anxious middle-class scions try to pretend that their little slice of good fortune in the dissolving socio-economic hellscape of America is somehow the result of some inner virtue or talent and not a fluke of the algorithm. Legendary director of films which explore the wretchedness and isolation of human existence Martin Scorsese, creator; "writers" who take pre-existing properties and works of far superior writers and simple does some palette-swapping of gender/race and sprinkles a few bits of obscure pop-academic nonsense, creators; some jag-off smugly chronicling every "error" a filmmaker makes during the creation of their work like an egregiously autistic manchild who doesn't understand suspension of disbelief all the while making 120K a year, creator; a guy making bukkake scenes with the characters from Sailor Moon and Thundercats in the style of El Greco using AI, creator. Art is truly a flourishing ecosystem.

Isaac Jones

Remembering a month ago when we all thought Felix was in podcast hospice but he's been on a fucking roll the last week or two. Happy for him

Dennis

Whatever cocktail of drugs Felix was on had him balling out this sode

FELIX IS BACK BABY

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