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741 - Tom Fitton’s Stanky Swankhouse (6/15/23)

🕑 Added 2023-06-16 03:00:02 +0000 UTC

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DukeNukem64x

Google John Taliban edit: google John Taliban trashfuture

Reece Coren

jackson mahomey

fisher ilijasic

felix had me fucking burst out laughing with his fucking “it’s the nine year anniversary of when ny cousin got eaten by a (????)”

Connor Dickinson

We all live in the yellow submarine

Will Thompson

If we don’t get our slop by 12 ET we all go in the submarine

Dan

Underrated comment

Dan

Shut the fuck up Donny

Andrew Cross

waiting for the sloppy episode droppy

DJT

my guess is that they recorded a show but the recording got messed up so they had to do it over. no worries tho, its here when its here

are they waiting for the submarine story to get funnier? Just shove the mics in their faces and make them say things, Chris

Cory

Outstanding

Rix Yarbrough

I have a rare condition where i can only take a shit while listening to podcast chapo venmo me money for underwhere

Will Wade

All right guys tag me in I’ll guest host for the week

R0wdy161

I didn't wanna say anything on Juneteenth but I work 8 hours and I'm off before the ep is out.

Evan Hayward

Bout to go out like Felix’s fav billionaire if the ep don’t drop by my ride home

etienne

fiending, jonesing,

Jonathan G

i'm tweakin, i'm geekin, i'm tweakin

Shauna Seroquel

C'mon, man!

Valerie

Only gonna have my own depressing thoughs to keep me company on the drive home today :'<

Ben Zaretsky

Post another episode or three

Jö

Don’t release the ep that’s scab behavior

WheresTheSlopChris

please don't tell me these white boys took the day off for juneteenth

john

Slopless Slack House

etienne

[at the water cooler at the office furiously refreshing patreon so I can get opinions to foist upon my coworkers]

Jethro Mojave

I’m oinking. I’m squealing. I’m rolling around in mud.

I Let the Dogs Out. Me, Me, Me, Me.

I am bereft of slop =(

Sparky

The slop makes it to the trough later and later every week

Poppy Chulo

Wow fuck us I guess.

Poppy Chulo

I have to drive home soon let's go with the slop....

Nolan

Guys that go by Nathan spent more time hanging out with their parents than kids their own age and guys that go by Nate are the arizona iced tea kids from a couple of eps ago

Being a Rhode Islander that article only makes me more proud of my state.

A M

a law in florida that protects car dealerships is the least surprising thing on the planet. the town i lived in in high school had 2-4 car lots on the corner of EVERY major intersection. at least 10 in a 3-mile stretch of road

Herschell Gordon Lightfoot

"Fond du Lac, Indiana" ***Matt throws headset and goes offline for ten minutes***

Seanm538

Kurt Schilling’s game Kingdom of Amalur is actually really fun. Not incredible, but really good for a 1st game by a studio. Hate the guy, but the game is enjoyable.

AKorgar

Dude shotguns the six Diet Cokes in a row and then proceeds to turn the cans into sculptures while talking about time being a flat circle

VAN Fan

Or, maybe, the Christman University for Materialism

gardenwallflower

Gavin & Jennifer have been married 15 years

etienne

real heads remember the interview they did with a tradcath columnist who called Matt "Cushman"

kee

Filthy Tom Fitton

Jacob Jones

I love how most of us agree that Instant Pot is a solid product. I've made some fantastic food in mine. Capitalism occasionally giveth, but it mostly taketh away.

sanderbling

I own a instant pot air fryer and it's amazing. One of the best products I own. I genuinely sad. RIP instant pot

Methew

Matt should turn cushvlog into a school called Matt Christman University, the MCU

Paul James Abreu II

One of the funniest episodes imo

Sam McManus

I go to the health clinic at Bok, good people

cashedtrapezoid

Tom of Fittons drawings aren’t that controversial I don’t see what the big deal is

Jed Levin

Trappo Chophouse

Eric_WVGG

theme of this episode is fucking up names welcome to chapo traphouse, with your friends Will Wammaker, Matt Christ-man, and Felix Bombadil

October

Excellent ep from the Trappy Chaphouse.

Justin Slepicka

Hurry up with my damn croissants

MEAT CLOWN

This was a really funny episode, nice job perverts. YOU DID EVERYTHING RITE....

Zeebes

Damn. That swank house shit almost killed me.

Sean Marshall

Reminds me of seeing George Clinton not too long ago. He literally cannot sing at all because of all the crack he smoked. It just sounds like someone screaming through a bullhorn that is turned up way past the red

BB

jackson mahonés💯

Justin Daake

Steaky swankhouse

Jake Creighton

Amazing episode, too funny

I am become reply guy

Cracking up at the idea of that Rhode Island chud saying ‘qua-sannt’

Greasy_Jones

I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY INDICTED meeeeeeeeeee

memorymachine

stanky swakehouse

C. Andrew

When I read that headline about Philly I assumed it was the Philadelphians berating and being mean to those out of towner hayseeds. A REAL lifelong Philly person would have spit in that croissant and gave it to that guy with a smile.

David DeCorte

Oh hell yeah, I love the steampunk chocolate pervert restaurant. It's like if the mayor from Superjail owned a candy factory.

Jed Levin

What was that last thing? Who had state troopers beat his wife’s boyfriend?

Markgriddle9

Tom fitton sounds like a set up to a deez nutz joke

Snooder87

I had a law school professor who was a former D3 football player. Guy was like 5'2", wore the tightest shirts possible, clearly was on some sort of juice. Biggest douchebag I have ever met. Ever since then I've been suspicious of any too-jacked lawyer.

Gorgatron888

Tom Fitton his dick into my ass.

Kyle Smyth

Jackson Mahomez

KatrinaJadeHelm

Jackson May Homays, shoutout. Another tally for the NBA Felix count

Sam Thomas

Seamus Malekafzali mentioned - the people demand more Seamus

Canadian Guy

TIL about Stanky Sweakhouse 🤤

Shivvy

Gavin’s been remarried for many moons now (2008). They have four?? kids

Jack Hume

Y'all must've listened to radio

Nauta is a guamese surname

Jack Hume

Things are back to normal!

Julie Baxter

Worst fucking temp job in my life was at a Fiat/Alfa Romeo car dealership.

I think the “Clinton socks case” reference is to when former Clinton national security advisor sandy Berger prior to testifying to the 9/11 commission was caught trying to sneak classified documents out of the national archives in his socks

etienne

they were doing like the Blues Brothers at Chez Paul. Yelling at the couple next table to sell them their daughter. having wine in the water glass

Rohmer Simpson

His cousin is I.M. Finna

Rohmer Simpson

Considering they were both in the 13 original colonies, it's wild how much better the lore is for Rhode Island than PA. Buddy Cianci should have been made the Eternal Sun King of America. They didn't even drop "plantation" from their full name until fucking 2020! What's Philly have, dirty cops? Unpleasant football fans? Wowzers can't find those anywhere else.

James Blackmon

Stanky sweakhouse☠️

Claire Casey

I hate this fucking app

Claire Casey

Uh hey does anyone know why my downloads are suddenly not downloading onto my phone but into the app which sounds weird and inexplicable because it is. I don't get the option to put the files in my music folder anymore

Michael S. Judge

Oh Tom FITTON? Tom fittin' just about anywhere he wants to, you feel me

Patrick Burke

Hell yeah checking in from Rhode Island…

Andrew Cross

He’s the tonal architect! We love him, don’t we folks?

SF

Matt Stoller also wants to do a pre-emptive nuclear strike on China lol

Alexandr

Trump's The Nerevarine. Folks, we have Kagrenac's Tools. All the tools. The best.

Alexandr

Thanks for restoring the audio quality back to dogshit. It's appreciated. Matt can't say a single word without clipping.

Andrew Cross

me, hanging out in Balmora, in the Vvardenfel region of the Morrowind province: You hear Vivec dropped out?!

Alec

nuttin like my daddy I’m a young nutta

Rohmer Simpson

“I’ve Bok.” - Irwin

Rohmer Simpson

If Tesla ever goes belly up, it'll be the Succession chyron "China hack could entomb millions of Americans in their EVs" come to life

Ligma

My grandpa was originally a history teacher, but then he started working at a car dealership because he could make more money.

ineedsleep

My man pronounced Mahomes like cajones lol

Christopher E Musgrave

He needs to break into their house and cum in their socks (tough nut but I think he got it in him)

Dani

Rhode Island is the Portuguese capital of the US??! Has anyone checked on Lovecraft?

SeymoreButts

I have a friend who also thinks the Clinton sock drawer is Trump's get out of jail free card and I don't care enough to Google whether that's true or not. Someone please explain