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754 - Sugar Spotters feat. David J. Roth (7/31/23)

🕑 Added 2023-08-01 04:04:00 +0000 UTC

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Mark Schneider

He's a sloperator.

Mark Schneider

& about as glamorous as decaf!!

Yarblockos

Best...guest...ever

Pat

I detect a C-SPAN prank call enjoyer

Dan

JTFC I live in Nashville, I’d slit my wrists before I’d go in either of those dumps.

Frank

slop time?

etienne

at that point I'd say I want a episode

Rei Lem

I want a baseball episodeeeeeee LGM

Corndog

Let him fifth mic

Alexandr

I hear Virgil Texas every day, I dunno what your shit's about.

Seumas Cowan

sat and stared at the back of 13c for my entire 90-minute goddamned fresno to seattle flight and now i'm on the 'no fly list'

etienne

keep yelling "chapo to fash pipeline" or "red brown" at me, it only makes my opinions Worse

drawkward

yeah let's replace Virgil, he's barely on anymore.

orc

Quest bars definitely do not taste like food

guysmiley

Official petition for David Roth full time chapo host

MKatieUltra

A lot of the transvestigation people do it because they’re insecure about their own gender presentation.

wat

David Roth: S Tier guest

Robert

David Roth was jacked on caffeine and kept over talking. Not a bad guest but needed reigned in.

BureaucracyNow

Good news is that zero Chapo listeners have gone insane

Pelican Grief

Roth is the GOAT

Jed Levin

“my fabina”

DB

No way. He’s deathly afraid of guns

Jonathan G

When Will displays body negativity and Matt walks him down that ledge >

DB

I will never, ever, ever tire of Chapo ripping on Ron DeSantis

William J Engelman

Cincinnati Reds ep please

DT NOLA

Jason Aldean does have a restaurant, I saw it in Gatlinburg, TN. Total redneck eyesore.

Randy Martinelli

Download the Shazam app, works great. You can solve this problem for yourself in seconds.

Maouriceltic

Does Ron count as an operator?

Dustin Nelson

Sometimes I wish they listed what the outro music was

Matelda

Also in real life you don't hate someone with a burning passion for years because he forgot your name. Ron tortured people at Guantanamo and he did real sicko villain boss shit to his staff.

Matelda

Easy to find sugar-free pudding, nice try. Probably one of the most diabetic option available treats at the store.

Gordon Schmidt

Ron Kind almost certainly would've won if he'd ran in 2022. Instead we get this psycho. At least he's theoretically easier to beat

Kyle

Always know it’s going to be a good ep when you see feat. David J Roth , he never misses

etienne

edit: okay it's not so bad anymore but defo a lot of super early guests went on to become insane

Robert Alexander Vaughn

SUGAR DETECTED: Assuming DIRECT CONTROL

Maouriceltic

Getting phone calls is my worse nightmare

Gorgatron888

Is there we can draft David J. Roth as the newest dry guy? He's perfect to take over the Mr. Burns hell throne once occupied by V****l.

CactiFlowFlow

It’s all of them. Seeking Derangements listeners know…

Stanlej

You landed on one of the best episodes in a while.

Marcus

What curse?

Marcus

The lid on a pudding cup can easily be turned into a makeshift spoon. Which makes the fingers thing that much more disturbing.

Ricky

recently re-subscribed now that I’m making some money again. love this show

KatrinaJadeHelm

Roth is the man, always a great guest

etienne

wow this article is really helping me with my anxiety that every little social faux pas will fuck me over a thousandfold later in life when i need it the most! will mull it over in bed at 3am

Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation

Roth one of the few people to escape the Chapo guest curse

Tommy

I don't think Randy Newman has ever ended a word with a hard r.

Jason

Anyone else catch the Randy Newman hard r?

Liam

give David Roth the fourth mic you cowards!

Jake Zydek

What was the deal with Pinto pitching those lobs to the Astros on Saturday?

Joe Peterson

So here for the “rednecks” reference

Karl Childers

i can't believe chapo trap house would throw cheap heat at low hanging fruit, this is a betrayal of the podcast's core values

Marc Catapano

Dont do it again!

Ryan

You come to me, on MLB Trade Deadline day, to pump-fake me with promises of a baseball episode?

Son Goku

Fun fact about the Gillette Stadium Toby Keith's Bar and Grill: in 2017 "a study of the last 4 years shows that the restaurant leads the state in last drink reports from people convicted of OUIs.,"

jfk truther

Desantis crybabies are so funny, they’ll think they’re part of trump 2024 when he wins the primary but they’re not, they’ll always be stained by desuckass

Nathan

IIRC, AOC or someone associated with her campaign posted in the subreddit asking for support. I don’t think anyone cared.

Alex Greenberg

Roth forever

O'Malley

Election Night '22 my live report from Van Orden's watch party started seconds after they began their opening prayer. [Joker voice] He didn't like that... Sent a mulleted minion to scold me for it afterward and if I was 1% less professional I'd have laughed in his face like I did every time these La Crosse chuds cheered a Fox News update

Keith Jackewicz

The good thing about Quest bars is the fiber imo

Rohmer Simpson

Shhhh!!!!!

Keith Jackewicz

It’s the only explanation for how he’s so doughy yet sugar-aware.

Alexander Patterson

Derrick Van Orden. Yet another bald-pated cunt in our midst. That douche deserves to get swarmed on by every single page in DC.

etienne

cant wait til a national candidate is busted for having participated in the chapo trap house comment sections

Demented Avenger

At least we kicked his sorry ass out of Minnesota

Alexander Patterson

He’s an annoying sack of shit so I don’t blame you at all.

LunarZeta

Very funny to think that Deshaun Watson is a running back while trying to do a bit about how other people aren't able to have a conversation about football

Tommy

I was googling "Ron Desantis Sugar" and found this article from 2018: https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/09/17/desantis-says-he-wont-accept-sugar-money-he-was-endorsed-by-a-group-fueled-by-it/ This must be when he first learned to pretend he doesn't like sugar.

Mike Mariano

“Chapo Trap House Uses N-Word On Latest Episode”

Dillo the Willow

just wanted to say that i'd never heard of Derrick Van Orden before but i totally called my shot and assumed he represented La Crosse. i'm sorry Wisconsin, this dude sounds like a bum....also his Wikipedia page/ campaign website are weirdly devoid of any detail --> his birthplace is "Minnesota", no mention of his hometown or high school, no mention of his current home, he owns a cafe outside of his district...just strange and ominous

JJ Moffett

Y'all don't know how much I've needed this ep. I've been typing the phrase "feat David Roth" into the YouTube search bar for a week and half listening to old podcasts and it seems like my wishcasting has finally paid off.

Dez Martin

I kind of get sick of hearing about desantis every episode ngl

Major bit me

Macon is not a great town

Gabrielle Chase

I thought Dave was lovely!

Demented Avenger

And kudos for playing a little bit of "Rednecks," one of the greatest lyrics ever written.

Nathan

That’s an interesting hypothetical and I honestly don’t know if desantis would have gone all the way. The VP and 1/3 of the senators declaring trump president probably doesn’t do anything to delay Biden taking power but if it did, the military steps in and the higher ups wanted Biden.

Demented Avenger

Arnold Layne has stolen your wife's panties!

Alec

Jason Aldean is definitely a Celtics Fan if you know what i mean

b-rar

My two favorite content universes collide with expectedly incredible results, thanks fellas

K H

Maybe? Only because he seems to lack the natural self preservation instincts to not do that. Honestly though he just seems like a dickhole. Just way too weak and simpering. If he had attacked Trump I might believe it, but Chris Krispy was probably more likely to do something like that if given the opportunity. The problem there is that he's not loyal. What you need for that is a dumb guy. A complete oaf buffoon that will follow Trump through the gates of hell but offer to go first when told/asked. If Trump picks a large dumb guy he might be able to upgrade to dictator for life, which might then be very short, but you either die a villain or live to shit your pants on national TV. All hail Kwizats Haderach Baron Trump, son of the honored Matres, leader of the Sadukar Piss Troopers and desert LoliFans. Our massive boy is become worm, destroyer of funkopops.

John Edgett

Go to Nashville, you can hit Aldean’s bar and then Kid Rock’s right across the street

George Lochinski

Eh fuck that, my bad

Bryan

quest bar has the good stats don't sleep

George Lochinski

Like dont you think that if DeSicko had been VP instead of Pence, he wouldve overturned the election on 1/6?

George Lochinski

Idk. I have a hard time believing that this latest campaign to lock Trump up isnt at least partially motivated by a desire to push him out of the race. Im just saying that if it succeeds & he doesnt get on the ballot bcz hes in prison, then I think most ppl wd shift to DeSantis as a trustworthy alternative whos spineless enough to not let personal qualms get in the way from pardoning him...

K H

What if hungwy

K H

How? Trump is at the top of that list with Omega Sanc- Self Pardon. If they put Bernie Sanders in prison would you take that as a cue to vote for Elizabeth Warren? You would have to behead him to take his power, like the Keurgen.

Doug Cartel

it is really funny to imagine Obama crossing his arms and grinning as he watches his chef drown, but then he panics when his chef remembers he can swim and a sniper has to blast him

K H

Burying the story. Classic limited hangout psyop.

Tommy

Impractical Groypers

Doug Cartel

Pro Tip to Aspiring Republican Youths: A great way to avoid talking on race science discord servers is to never be on discord

natfos 💌

as one of the twirly girly listeners, i'm thankful this is a Dunkin' on DeSicko episode and not a sports one 🫶🏻

natfos 💌

oh no i'm mad at them now how could they have missed it

used to be steve

Jason aldeen didn't even write that song

Zachary Wood

Another MVP performance by David Roth

Brian Conneely

The Toby Keith’s at Gillette was immediately swapped to the bar “6 String” without changing anything in the place. Bar is still shaped like a guitar

Coursergamrat69

Ultimate team game. Doesn’t matter if you have 2 Demi-gods if the other 23 guys on your roster are 4A.

Dru Heff

So confused - both Will and Matt are on Twitter (X) all fucking day and are somehow missing the main conspiracy on social media is that the chef was going to expose Barack and was in a gay relationship with him so he killed him. So fucking weird how they completely miss some of the most obvious shit.

Rohmer Simpson

First

Jack Hume

Javid Roth Day!

Kryn Benski

Love when David's in the mix

Tom Sullivan

Baseball episode would be neat

Gumbo Pie

Fun Fact: The Grand Masonic Lodge of Boston is now a Guy Fieri's Flavortown.

Sparky

Roth is a legend but glitched out for a second there

Jacob

The pitch clock is the only reason I got back into baseball

DukeNukem64x

I always make sure to kill the Donkey along with the nomadic merchant, I am single-handedly stopping the steal in The Lands Between.

Nolan

Excuse me sir, your ball credentials please?

Sparky

Slop o'clock

Dustin Nelson

Quest bars have *more* sugar than a lot of bars but we're talking like 5g vs 2g there, absolute madness since under 10g is fine

Poppy Chulo

If its foil sure, but what if it's plastic?

TugNuggins

If a Podcaster is on holiday, how would he know?

Siddhartha

Let him cook

Chris Wade

I realized today I’ve written over 200 pages of episode copy for this show, essentially a novella, but I’ll work on some new bits

George Lochinski

Whiffing in July 2023 gives a ton of time to recover from even the goofiest debacles, & if they do manage to lock Trump up then suddenly Desantis is at the top of the list of ppl who can get him out

Nick Muscatiello

Chris, you’ve used the ep description fake out joke twice in a month

Poppy Chulo

Oops

Julie Baxter

Incredibly selfish cancer victims who lose the ability to know or care about involuntary powering down their complete being. How mean!

K H

Except for where he repeated the article summary Will gave back to him. Say what you will about Flex but he is a good listener and that's why he fucks.

K H

I guarantee every DeSicko staffer has a loli anime girl as their profile picture. They hand in their resumes and it just lists how many times and forums/lobbies they've used the n word and then references to corroborate it. To get in undercover just send Nick in. Better yet send Adam with an earpiece so Nick can tell him what to say, he would blend in better and might get some sloppy out of it.

Blurple

At this point i think DeSantis is a closet diabetic. My source is I'm a diabetic

A M

never miss an ep when The Roth is on

Ben Zaretsky

Make all the episodes this good and you can double my membership fee. Loving it thank you seriously need the laughs

ManeFrame

Kinda fuck with desantis more than before, he just a weirdo little guy

Benjamin Coke

Aye Macon, GA shout out! TBH I didn't know Aldean was from here, but there really are a ton of great musicians from Macon. It's definitely no "small town" more of a small city, small towns don't have 2 universities and a teaching hospital. You drive 15 minutes out of Macon and yeah, you'll see the court houses with an eerie giant tree adjacent or a CSA memorial. From my experience cops in small towns are too stupid or too busy doing whatever it was they did to get transferred to a small town to do anything to you, so disrespect away.

Dick Van Sexel

Ohtani and Trout on the same team-- still can't get the job done. Fuckin' baseball man...

Patrick fitzsimons

Fuckin POG doesn't even know how to fold the pudding lid into a spoon.

Jason Bailey

The best guest, always. Wish he’d just be fourth mic. Riffs at the identical wavelength as the boys.

George Lochinski

DeSantis has no idea abt anything apart from whats trending on Twitter & now that whats trending are bloopers from his presidential campaign he has automatically transformed into a walking meme. Expect more *callbacks* in the future