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Jacques Gonsoulin

thank you dearly

Joe Peterson

This was a lot of fun

@ByTheBaeram

The book was in my order so I assumed that was delaying things but oof to hear the rest of the merch is lagged too

Caitlin-Kangaroo

Being an asshole is not a substitute for a personality 🙂🌟

Mountain Dew Code Bipolar

Being queer is not a substitute for a personality.

Mountain Dew Code Bipolar

Lifting it's always sunny bits is now good tier comedy, k

Stephen

Trad Wife / Brat seeking Cowboy Millionaire is legitimately a sub-genre of erotica… done at least like 6 of these books as audio producer

Mountain Dew Code Bipolar

No he's righ

RubbishBinMan

shut up loser

Char

Is Chris Wade a secret deadhead? That’s two weeks in a row with music drops

Audeamus

I've slogged through all the other SD episodes and they're occasionally funny (though still forgettable and useless), but this is just mindless chaos. Too many people trying to spew out halfbaked bits and cackling for no reason. Not funny, not smart, a waste.

Audeamus

I bought stuff in October and there's still not even a hint of it

Grease Witherspoon

Powerful speech, Jacque sounds like a young Joe Biden

tysonw81

Seriously, these comments come across as really douchey: "Your observances, sir, if, indeed, they deserve to be deemed as such..." Thank you, self-appointed debate moderators.

tysonw81

No, dumbass, it was said at a time where I had nothing else to do and listened to something I found so dumb it aroused in me and angry response. You however consider your own opinion to be so important that even something as Petty and ridiculous as my comment deserved your response.

tysonw81

Just listen to their god-awful show. No, how could I hope to say anything nearly as interesting or original as, say, commenting on what outrageous thing my friend did at the bar last night.

tysonw81

I honestly don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Maybe what I said was a tad harsh. But people want to jump down your f****** throat, and at the same time pretend that they're not, for something as innocent as not liking the entertainment that they do. I got over that when I was about 20.

YourBabysFather

The misinterpretation of “meet cute” to “meat cube” was from an episode of it’s always sunny a couple years ago

Bamberoni

Who did?

kmd

They probably haven't watched the later seasons

kmd

Jacques is a living Always Sunny character

Sarah S

Wrong

Sarah S

Nope

Jacob

I used to do CNA type work, the second you said gallbladder I knew where it was going lmao

tyler

as a lover of the GD im really embarrassed i didn’t make this connection. was totally baffled (and pleased) when i heard fire on the mountain lol

YourBabysFather

He just quoted it’s always sunny. I really don’t understand what’s so funny.

Ceruleania

no it’s just actually bad. The bravo comment was fuckin weird though

Daniel Villarreal

Sweet sweet palma

Sean Enright

Oook heard that name. And he picks their sick music too right? I’m a late subscriber haha

Daniel Villarreal

Sweet palma

Caesaro

Jacques is super annoying and his dumb routine (hoping it’s just a schtick) gets old fast

absoluteboi

cheers mate, you're braver than the troops. lemme know if i missed anything of substance, or at the very least an actually funny exchange

Kgrl128

There is nothing more hilarious than Felix's laughter-cackle 🤣🤣

Craig

Yarmulke time lmao

Char

Did I catch a Dead at the pyramids music bump in there?

Devin Willie

It’s yarmulke time hahaha

Devin Willie

I read this when I was only ten minutes into the ep and I couldn’t have possibly guessed how this would make sense at that point

Sean Macalrooneystein-Smithschidt

SD are god tier guests. That is all.

Martin Lightgold

SD are the best guests, people saying they suck are smoking CRACK!

Sean Enright

Thanks!

Ceruleania

These are my least favorite guests. Painfully unfunny and trying way too hard.

Ceruleania

I almost skipped it when I saw they were on, but I’m trying to suffer through it lol

Miles_B

This shit lol

Kyletrynadip

We’re not laughing with jaquese because he’s gay. They’re laughing because his life and the how he thinks is insane and absurd. The phenomenon you describe exists, but its not here brother

Kyletrynadip

Lets ignore the fact that improv is the most common form of comedy and a part of actually realizing written work. Isnt every single chapo episode improv’ing? With will loosely keeping it on track

Kyletrynadip

used to be a staple member/founder i think in the early days, now he edits and guest appears time to time

Sean Enright

Who is Max? He’s really funny but I never hear him on SD.

Tim Bednar

Fun fact- after their discussion of Diddy/Kanye/etc. Trying to rent out the pyramids, the musical interlude is the Grateful Dead's "Fire on the Mountain." The GD famously played the pyramids in 1978. It is said that across the far reaches of the desert, where the lights from the show just barely reached, one could see wild travelers, pilgrims of the desert, who had come to dance and partake in the experience.

danny

stav’s schedule fucked them over again

Zach H.

The idea of Mr Beast having a Geraldo style Al Capone’s Vault moment at the pyramids and it ends his popularity does make me smile

Wyatt the Wallaby

Jacque parading through the street upon his mighty meat cube holding a pike with grandmas head fixed to its tip

ttypes

Big Dick Dag Is A Milkshake Duck 😔

Bradlei Smith

Are there heads in our midst 👀

Reece Coren

Felix bursting out laughing every time Jacques opens his mouth is killing me! 🤣

JP

I too indulge in Smooth Shrek mindset.

Hamburgler

MR.CHAPO. I BOUGHT 2 HATS FROM YOUR SHOP ON NOVEMBER THE 29TH AND THEY HAVE APPARENTLY NOT SHIPPED YET. YOU HAVE RUINED CHRISTMAS MR. CHAPO.

Feedbag

He’s not drunk. It’s called “delectable behavior therapy”

Joe Halloran

Dear Prudence, I'm married to Adriana Lacerva

MATT TRIANO

INSHALLAH

Hick Rhodes

Very happy to hear a surprise Fire on the Mountain.

Stinkamus

If he’s not drunk what is he? That’s not a healthy human brain- he misinterprets half of everything and shouts out nonsense, which is what one does when they’re belligerently drunk

Stinkamus

I don’t think this is true, these dudes are just saying 1:1 equivalents of straight guy banter, I think this is projection. I find the slurring guy offensively unfunny, which has nothing to do with him being gay

Stinkamus

You don’t know it but this is actually my last straw and I will be killing myself because of this

THEKILLERWHALE

Damn, this is a dramatic cross examination ass reveal. I would never have thought of this.

Hom

Egypt '78

Zach Young

Giza 78

Feedbag

Nietzsche’s “untimely meditations” but in the comments section of a podcast. Such polemics!!

George Ruitt

"It's untidy, and freedom's untidy," [Rumsfeld] said, jabbing his hand in the air. "Free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things. They're also free to live their lives and do wonderful things."

Matttttttt

Chaos muppet Jacques

Man2quilla

Jacques is a treasure

Josh Chaffin

What’s that dead show?

Craig

Fire episode. Certified hood classic. Also, that dude needs to stop buying food for his gf's family. They clearly don't appreciate him

I am become reply guy

Imagine grandma loudly sucking on bones with prehensile chimp lips for an entire meal and wondering if you should stick around.

I am become reply guy

Cajun-ass Charlie Kelly. Unbelievable.

Shane

Hesse and Ben doing Jacques accent is always so funny.

tysonw81

Overall, it's harmless. Everyone naturally, and for good reason, considers what they're good friends have to say interesting and entertaining. The personal lives of those we care about , no matter how ordinary, should be of interest to us . Unfortunately for themselves, even, there are those who are too maladapt to know how to fit in to the conversation naturally. Getting loud and boisterous they think is one way to make what they say of interest to the others. Sometimes this can be true of a group as well.

tysonw81

You try and hide it behind being "funny" and dismissive but no one would have responded if they did not find some truth to my comment or even worse were personally hurt by someone not liking what you do. The former are too committed to contrarianism and posting online. The latter--I mean this genuinely for their own good-- should get over it.

tysonw81

It's a primed audience waiting to laugh on cue when those clever, queeny gay men--they're so adorable!-- say something the audience knows should be funny. It's really not that complicated. It's not a condemnation but it's no different from a white audience waiting for black entertainers to say something "jivey" so they can clap themselves on the back for how hip and accepting they are.

Equality State Of Mind

Yeah, I think the boyfriend kicked her out. Because she brought a guy home that he then had to fight.

Steven Medge

I was upset that they passed over the fact that she broke up with the guy who saved her a few days after the event

MUNDIAL

Getting your gallbladder removed is no joke, it’s like learning to walk again (only replace “walk” with “hit a Chinese buffet without blast-leaking hell out your ass”)

Equality State Of Mind

The "home invasion" was 100% an aborted drunken hookup. She broke up with her boyfriend 2 days later? Come on. This was absolutely her fault. They pulled into her driveway, dude's like, "Whose truck is that? Oh, wait- Wha- You have a fucking boyfriend? You need to drive me back right now!"

Degrassi Knoll

59:00 ish - in case you have low tolerance for the ep that minute or so was funny af

Eric French

I genuinely almost choked on my lunch

TJ

OR they drive Subaru and have never cut their toenails in their entire life

TJ

Men in Montana kill and eat cats for fun

Steve D

I don’t even want to think about what would happen if that jogger was 100’ and I somehow became lodged in her lululemon high impact sports bra!

tapwaterskeptic

“jontron mentioned on chapo in 2024” I’m one step closer to hitting the most audacious parlay of all time.

Cesar C

Comedy is a written art form🤓

Casey Dirksen

he’s not drunk at all lmaooo

Nakatomi_Jones

Oh no, don’t pull back the chamber of the revolver.

Reece Coren

love when Seeking Derangements is on!!!! Jacques makes me laugh so hard I crack up when Hesse bullies him. missed you Ben!

Lindsay R

Crime of Chicken, Jacques? What’s next, Crime of Mushroom??? 🥣

Daffy

Please. Comedy? Comedy is a written art form. This is more like improv. Probably why some people completely hate it.

Andrew Fedje, Conduit of Corn

She's gonna shit herself to death by 32. Just wait it out and play the widow card into getting whoever you want afterwards.

Judy

Which song was playing ag the end, do you know?

Daffy

I'm with Tyson. I grew up with loud people. It's annoying when their laughs are that fucking loud. I work nights at a bar. When coworkers have to repeat themselves around your laughter two things are immediately true. One is nobody laughs that loud unless they are showing off, and two is that it's never that fucking funny. Honestly. Y'all think it's THAT hilarious, you should go out more.

Eli

Love this gas leak style of humor

Dixie normus

Inshallah Mr beast will get stuck in the pyramids nutty putty style

MATT TRIANO

Shut the fuck up

MATT TRIANO

Annoying. You forgot that descriptor.

DAW

Ugh annoying comment 😞

DAW

I never read the comments on one before…very weird amount of dislike lol 😂 probably just simply to do with their style of humor 👀

DAW

you would know 🌈 👄

DAW

Or maybe 🤔 SD is just 👀 really funny 🕵️‍♀️

Johnny Tubesocks

So glad someone else caught that

Johnny Tubesocks

I subscribe to smooth shrek thought

Johnny Tubesocks

How do you post on a Seeking Derangements Episode and still come across as dumber than Jacques off his tits on oxys and fried catfish?

Johnny Tubesocks

Jacques is to Will and Felix as Ian Fidance is to Nick and Adam.

THEKILLERWHALE

THIS

hailey

the last 20 minutes of this is some of the funniest podcasting I’ve heard in years. love the SD eps, keep em coming, they bring me joy and the complainers are hilarious <3

Elai Kehler

Meat cube almost caused a car crash because i was laughing too hard

Chris Rose

Love the idea of "exposing" a big titty jogger like the entire neighborhood doesn't already know. Local husbands begging for that video to be uploaded

Noah Mickens

Stone classic.

Khemith

A busty jogger? YOU JACK IT !OF COURSE!

Khemith

Listen now, cringe later.

Peri

Love hearing Hesse’s lovely voice back again on the Chapo network 🫶🫶

Peri

***revert 🙏

Robin

God these guys are annoying and dumb but I’ll listen anyways it’s fine thanks for the slop👍

Peri

You might not consider your every utterance to be amusing but you sure as shit consider every opinion you have to be worthy of a comment, eh?

Johan Stefonski

My boy Jaques was sharp as a tack today. Effervescent.

RubbishBinMan

what the fuck are you talking about

RubbishBinMan

meat cube ratio

Chris Rose

Andouille, the gay cajun dating app lmao

Chris Rose

No disrespect but if you don't think this episode is funny maybe comedy isn't for you

Lorean Martin

Love this guest combo. I grin like a pure idiot.

Podcast subscriber 78

Assuming you were literally born today and are a baby.

absoluteboi

the whole "pretend dumb" bit was played out when i was in middle school

Podcast subscriber 78

As a complainer, it’s also fascinating to see people care enough to defend this. Seeking arrangements ft. Jack or whatever truly are the most polarizing chapo guests of all.

Podcast subscriber 78

I actually hate whichever one is jack. Also the other one.

Podcast subscriber 78

Made it to 19:03 before coming to look for comments like this. It’s just so bad. This shit reminds me of when my wife watches “The Try Guys” YouTube show without headphones in. All of the various noises.

Nick Muscatiello

Jacques get help

absoluteboi

working on my pain tolerance

Schwartz666

Totally agree. SD boys draw out the chaos in Will & Felix as well. Loudest I heard Felix laugh in awhile.

Robert Aitken

ugh

Tim O'Connor

Blood for the blood god

Robert Aitken

ugggh

Robert Aitken

that’s right motherfucker

Robert Aitken

shameful

etienne

cowboy girl's problem seems pretty easy to solve, just buy a Miata then find a backroad in front of a farm and get a flat tire and then if a big enough F250 stops to help just show him your underwear

AKorgar

Hey pal I must be more woke than you because I think your sexual interests have nothing to do with how boring or uninteresting what you say is

absoluteboi

i made it through 11 minutes, new record for a seeking derangements episode! 💪

Luisa

We love you, Jacques!

Tucci

egypt fire on the mountain such a banger

Woke Batou

Muslim Butterhood -Jacque's party

K H

Prestiged the ekg machine. My god.

Stinkamus

This guy is too drunk to know what’s going on, it’s very weird and sad. Shouldn’t your friends try to talk you out of this type of shit instead of laughing about your wet brain replies on a show?? Not to be a wet blanket

Matelda

If a guy turned his life around and stopped invading homes, the problem is already solved. Ask him to talk about it on career day

Nick L

The dear prudence about the home invader sounds like the plot of a movie from the early 2000s where there would be a montage of J Lo punching a speedbag

James H

The Pro-Ana talk was giving off hard red scare lol

tysonw81

That's debatable. Most notably, however, I do not consider my every utterance to be amusing or interesting because I am a homosexual male nor have I cultivated the necessary audience to take advantage of it.

lance

you seem as mentally ill as Jacques lol

lance

PERIODT

Stinkamus

What’s with this drunken reprobate

tysonw81

Christ on the cross, what makes people post shit like this? I criticized something you like--deal with it. Yes, it's okay to "skip episodes" or "change the channel" it's also completely within the realm of the possibility to comment on those things and I can do so if I please. Why bother commenting if what I said is underserving of a response? Tedious.

tysonw81

're gay. Albeit I am a little drunk.

tysonw81

I'm wholly and unrepentantly gay, dumbshit. I could't love cock more. It's just fucking embarrassing and tedious to hear others being laughed at and idolizec for no other reason than that they

sydney💜

Tyson it's okay to skip episodes❤️

Schwartz666

There's also a certain kind of straight audience--albeit unnecessarily--who are just haters.

MKIltraTime

I can’t believe Jacques thinks the Louisiana version of Grindr is Andouille and not Poboy

TLT

Jaques may be the unintentionally funniest person alive period

tysonw81

Oh, fuck, these episodes are awful. There's a certain kind of straight audience that enjoys--albeit good naturedly--gay guys being performatively gay. Their enjoyment is mostly genuine but it's such an easy audience: they are absolutely primed to find anything said by these quirky, queeny bitches HYSTERICAL--gay men are SO FUNNY! Seriously, just go to a gay bar and strain to overhear the conversation between any group of friends talking in a convivial if not particularly brilliant or original way and you could be equally delighted on almost any night.

Cyn

I never skip the intro

Nicholas Johnson

meat cube

Ben Thelen

Meat Cube and the Crime of Chicken: Morning in America

Caitlin-Kangaroo

My favourite chaotic people, Seeking Derangements. ❤️ Makes my queer self so happy.

jay alan

S/o meat cube

eduard karpoev

Idk why everyone is complaining. I as a homophobe find these episodes hilarious

Bill Bush

'The classic Mexican standoff between two autistic guys' Solid fucking gold

Ben

The Muslim brotherhood bit holy shit I’m dying

Ben

Lmfaooooooooo

SomeCallMeStalin

Literally doing an Always Sunny bit

Savannakhet

Frankly Mister Shankly (You should convert to Islam)

Christopher E Musgrave

The other hogs complaining is great slop seasoning

Ben Thelen

Haven't listened yet but that cube is definitely wagyu and excited for what that portends

Ian Priest

This Charming Man (The Prophet Muhammed, peace be upon him)

MATT TRIANO

Greasy_Jones

Morrisey is absolutely Muslim; There is a light that never goes out, and that light is Islam

Etienne

This Cajun is prepared for the Tony roast

Smooth Shrek

I love SD episodes so much the chaos is hilarious and the way it makes people whine in comments is funny

Joshua Hamilton

They're messy and I love them for it

Letty

god the bitching and moaning in the comments whenever the guests are fun, good looking, gay, or all three. Fun episode!

Elizabeth

That girl who wants the cowboy millionaire should hit up Utah. Nothing but cybertrucks and trads out here

Bryan

💯

Bryan

Literally. Instant skip.

Nick Robinson

Sick 78' egypt fire. Jerry found the secrets

Steven Frick

Fire, fire on the mountain

Thomas Dietzel

This was very fun

Randy

Jacques my king with the goldeneye 64 reference 🫡

Bob Johnson

JonTron’s white? I thought he was Persian

Cole Heideman

Eat grandma, 2 birds one stone

Shannon

“i am a casual millionaire from texas” -charlie kelly

Ellie

Chicken wings for the diva

Ellie

That part killed me, I loved it

Kyle Doeden

I've always thought doctors from Hong Kong have English Bulldog names; Allister, Winston etc, so it's good to have that validated here lol.

I’mcallingbluff

Grateful Dead more like Grateful Head. 🙏👌🙂‍↕️

Cody

Best episodes

Where there’s a Wills there’s a Way

Bill Walton sighting

Adam

Egypt 78 is such a sick pull. Good work Chris

ploob

Deamn, Jacques still got it!

Fernslinger

My man!

Alex

it's ok to be wrong like this

Spencer

Jacques RELEASE THE DABS EPISODE

MCL

Trigger warning: The Grateful Dead play at about 15 minutes in for anyone avoiding flashbacks

Will

Why are the wackest guests also the most recurring?

J

That’s due to medicine

Tommy

Chapo Breeding Series

Cole Heideman

Meat cube is making me hungry

Gorgatron888

Ugggh. We get it Will, you have wacky friends. Too bad only their IG page is funny.

Tim

I love SD, but whenever they come on Will is reduced to something akin to a daycare worker trying to corral unruly toddlers.

Joshua Marcus

66i88788999y9o8

Jack Harmelin

Theyre drinking two tall boys of whole milk per day. No one can stand up to that

R K

meet the cube

Winston

what the fuck?! i had my gallbladder removed like 2 months ago and i'm already over the digestion issues. how can someone have their gallbladder removed for YEARS and still be having diarrhea 5-6 times a day and shit themself frequently and their spouse is repulsed by them and they're like "this is fine, i don't need to see a doctor or change anything."

floppy md

*periodt intensifies*

Ian Szabo

Does Jacques have wet-brain syndrome? They sound drunk at all times

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 42 seconds

NYCM&AHole

Seriously. I guess he thinks they clean them with nasal spray

DaleAndrews1st

Jacques is insufferable

Gabe P

I was wondering if it was about meet cute…

Uso Dayo

You from Sydney? Gordan Chang getting killed was huge news when I was a kid

hamburglar

Felix’s incredible pronunciation of “nacelle” as “nasal”

hamburglar

Lmao came here to note the Jordan Chang callout

hamburglar

wrong

hamburglar

He is so special. It’s like if a hyper neurotic dog could talk

Nathan Explosion

presidential debate jacques has me in tears

A.

Need to know what Felix is snatching. The belt is less for support and more a bio-indicator to know your core is engaged.

flerb blerb

Meat cube

Clarp Blarpkiss

The obvious solution to the last one is to only buy food for grandma until the rest of the family backs you up. They can either shut her up, or they can eat. Their stomachs will lead them to the truth.

NobleStrings

jacques might be the funniest chapo guest of all time

Meadow Green

It’s only bad if you don’t like gay people

Zach Young

Hell yeah

ForWhomTheDoinkBeeps

The most irritating guests

Rick Slot

Thank you Chris for a VERY heady Grateful Dead drop!

inspectah mossadegh

Pretty sure I heard Chris play fire on the mountain at about 16:00

Anomalie

omg an ep feat. seeking derangements on my birthday?! thank you! 💖

ploob

Thank gawd Jacques doesn't know how guns work 😮‍💨

jerb jerbison

Was that the fire on the mountain from the pyramids show

ploob

You shall not pass! (for hetero)

Myrmec

Ugh annoying guests

Drew

Will excitedly explaining Sheridan vs Sutter to Jacques like your little nephew bombarding you with Five Nights at Freddy's lore at Christmas

Matthew

Just look at that marbling

Drew Middleton

Y'all have really been getting visceral with the episode images lately lol

Henry Martyn

Loved hearing Fire on the Mountain. Wonder if it's from the show where they played in front of the pyramids lol

Joseph Clerici

MEAT CUBE?

RubbishBinMan

Peak Jacques. When he heard smothered and immediately went to gravy. Perfect

Adam

Montanan here. We need Kamala to do a “do not come” style press conference here at the Idaho border.

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

MeatCube(tm) from the makers of GoyBlock(tm)

Brent

I have listened to the episode, and I accept this invasion

Steven

I would TRIPLE my subscription if they used more live Grateful Dead as transition music. That FOTM put a big smile on my face

Tim O'Connor

When Will is laughing hard, he'll start to taper off, do this little "aahhh," and then burst out laughing again. Always makes me smile 🙂

Nah

A new entry in the "thousand island stare" canon

Zach H.

Couldn’t get Stavvy baby back on to promote his movie I see.

Thomas Mullane

This episode is a true Christmas gift. I laughed the whole time. Hesse is a national treasure, and getting to hear him talk about Mr. Beast being entombed in Gaza and people leaving tribute is exactly what I needed to hear today. You guys are the best.

Evelyn

Mr. Beast showed up in my dream a few weeks ago and I haven’t been able to shake this hollow horrific feeling. Keep this man far from our beautiful relics lost to time!