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Diamond Pod's New Upgrade!
🕑 Added 2021-07-30 01:17:15 +0000 UTC
(Susan): Hello and good morning Diamond City! I am Susan from Diamond City
News to share with you all some breaking news from Diamond Corp!
(Susan): And who better to share you all this info than the one and only Chief of
Science and Technology, Lady Wanda Waters! You are now live with us
Lady Wanda, what would you like to share with everyone?
(Wanda): Hello Diamond City, I am here today to reveal to you all of our newest
and latest product coming from all the creative minds from the
Diamond Pod team.
(Susan): Oh, exciting! Do tell!
(Wanda): As of this Monday we will start selling the latest and greatest upgrade
to your lovely Diamond Pods! We are naming this upgrade "Diamond
Pod Gamma"
(Susan): Oh that sounds lovely Wanda! Are we getting extra USB ports and a
longer battery charge for our little companions?
(Wanda): Haha, quite a lot more than that Susan. This is an entire customized
body for your pod. You will be able to insert your current pod into this
new body and watch as your pod can walk around, bow to welcome
you home and even...(be a companion in the bedroom).
(Susan): Oh wow, this is such incredible news! Will my pod keep it's old AI and
personality or will it get a full reset?
(Wanda): Do not worry Susan, when the patch hit's this Monday all of your
pods memory banks will be uploaded to our cloud server and will
download it's saved memory banks when inserted into it's new body.
So that same cheery voice and personality you picked for your pod
Susan will still be there in this new body of hers!
(Susan): Wow! It's crazy what you all come up with over there! I can't wait to get
my hands on my own soon~
(Wanda): Glad to hear Susan! We hope that you all will enjoy your lovely
companions in their new bodies! Also, we a model here right now if
you would all like to see what they are like.
(Susan): Oh my GOSH! Absolutely! Put this lovely little pod!
-Wanda moves her camera over to show off the new Diamond Pod Gamma-
(Wanda): This one here is one of my many pods we have here. Her name is Amy.
Say hello to everyone to Diamond City Amy.
-The robotic yet skin textured body of the Diamond Pod bows and looks up-
(Amy): Hello Diamond City, my name is Amy. I hope you all will get to enjoy your
companions new bodies very soon~ Ever since Miss Waters put me into
this body I feel so much better and can take care of Miss Waters and suit
her needs so much easier. It makes me feel like I am truly making a
difference.
-The Pod then examines herself and then starts to blush-
(Amy): Um... Miss Waters, when I was powered back on I didn't realize I wasn't
wearing any clothes...
(Wanda): Haha don't worry Amy, I had your custom genitals and nipples
removes before we went on the air. Those stay between us~
(Susan): Oooooh I see Wanda still has time to get freaky in the bedroom~
-Wanda, Susan and all the camerawoman start laughing-
(Susan): So, Wanda I noticed Amy there had three breasts and four arms. Are
you able to fully customize how many multiples our pod has?
(Wanda): Why yes, they will incur an extra fee of course. We don't just go
handing out extra heads, arms, legs and breasts for free, we would
go bankrupt haha.
(Susan): Oh, I am sure that is completely understandable by everyone~
-Susan reaches up to her ear as she gets a call-
(Susan): OH! This just in! We apparently have an incoming video call from the
Diamond Queen herself! She would like to talk about more details about
the new Diamond Pod Gamma!
-Susan hits the button on her remote-
(Susan): Hello, President Diamond, you are currently on the air now with us.
-A screen comes down from the ceiling and turns on with a brilliant white glow-
(Diamond): Hello Susan, I hope you have been doing well.
(Susan): I have, and you are looking as brilliant and beautiful as ever!
(Diamond): Hehe, thank you Susan, you are too kind. Now, I wanted to thank you all from Diamond City. The first five years of running our Diamond Pods has been such a great success. And all your great feedback and the innovation of our team was able to grace us with his new brilliant model! To show all of our thanks, during the first week if you upgrade your pod you will receive an extra customization for free!
(Susan): Whoa! Absolutely free!? You are the greatest Madam Diamond! I am
sure all the people of Diamond City appreciate your generosity. I can't
wait to grab one myself this week!
(Diamond): Oh, do not worry Susan. One of my secretaries will be reaching out to you soon to get all the customizations you want. We will be delivering one to you free of charge as a hospitality for hosting us today.
(Susan): Oh my GOSH! You are too kind Madam Diamond! I can't wait! Also,
when will you be gracing us with your presence once again in person?
It's been quite some time since you have left that diamond tower of
yours.
(Diamond): Hehe, sorry Susan, I have been quite busy with a lot of things. But I
will eventually. I will have to leave for my daughters graduation
eventually.
(Susan): Oh yes, how has your daughter been doing? She graduates from
Diamond Academy next year right?
(Diamond): Ah yes, Lilly will be-
-All the lights cut out in the studio and Susan lets out a lot screech. The video feed from Diamond is completely black then a loud noise begins to blare through the studio as the screen fills with a hollow light-
(???): ThE DiAmOnD ThRoNE SiTs UpOn MaRbLe oF LiEs aNd DeCiEt
(Susan): What the HELL is that!? Quick! Cut it! CUT IT!!!
-Connection Lost-
(Crimz0n Ruby): Yooooooooo CHAT! What the hell was that!? That was crazy!?
-Crimz0n Ruby reads her chat-
(Crimz0n Ruby): "Will I be getting one for Z?" I don't know, maybe. I honestly
think those things look kinda creepy, I like Z how she is.
[To be Continued Through Ruby Streams]
