KYDE
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[ANIMATION] GST_01_VER_01
🕑 Added 2025-11-01 02:39:16 +0000 UTCHere's a link, you'll need it, these damn things came out to be huge. The rest of the variants are in the Google Drive.
Before I begin my usual long rambly post, I'd like to of course thank my anonymous editor for adding the cool colors to this. It was pretty bland before, but he gave it the really cool night filter and all the VHS effects. It's also his fault these are like, 20 MB each.
Happy Halloween, my little darlings. Sorry I was so late, this month was busy. So damn busy. I was unfortunately commissioned some real art this month, not even like, fun gross stuff like I usually draw. And it wasn't something I could weasel out of, like I do with these animations. Alas. It is hard being so in demand. I hate it. Man, people used to forget I existed. Now everyone wants something from me.
Today, for Halloween, I have animated Kylie Griffin, a cousin of Peter Griffin, from Extreme Ghostbusters. Extreme Ghostbusters isn't something I watched as a boy, considering I had just been born when it came out. It's pretty old. But it's got a goth girl in it, and as far as I can tell, that's the only reason why people liked it. And hey, if any of you remember, Kylie was actually a Halloween suggestion, from... uh, lemme check, from 2023!
See? A moth flew out of this document when I opened it up. It's pretty dusty. Congratulations, Mark! You're our lucky winner today.
"Really Kyde? You can't just take a suggestion from two years ago and act like you're doing everyone a favor by finally getting around to doing it."
Shut up, nerd. Also, you're a hypothetical person. You're not even real. I'm writing what you say.
"Oh Kyde! You're so great, finally getting around to doing something someone asked you to do. I'm sure he appreciates it. I'm sure everyone appreciates it. There hasn't been an artist as wonderful as you. Also, I'm a clumsy catboy maid, nyaaa~ Can I bat your penis around like a ball of yarn?"
Now that's more like it.
Now, I like, watched the original Ghostbusters, but it was just filled with old guys, no goth girls in sight. I sort of like it, but it's not my favorite movie. It's too much like SNL was from that time period. Listen, I get it. If you have an AARP card, you'll love SNL from the 70's and 80's. But I'm sorry. I fucking hate it. I've tried watching it, but I don't think I've ever laughed at a single thing from it. No mom, I didn't think "Little chocolate donuts" was funny. No mom, I didn't even smile. John Belushi is just kind of loud, and Chevy Chase, as we all know, is a cunt. Peak SNL has got to be from the 90's and 2000's. I mean, Jesus, how can you compete with Chris Farley? Norm MacDonald as well. Anyways, I forget my point. I'm tired. As I'm writing this, I'm literally hearing gunshots. I uh, I don't know who's getting shot right now. Poor kids. They wanted treats, but instead they got tricked. With bullets.
Kylie Griffin. For the love of God, forget those kids, they're angels now. Let's talk about Kylie Griffin. As I said, she's a goth girl from an animated series, so she's very popular. She's a real safe pick for Halloween, so-
...Huh. That doesn't seem like a big number. Hey wait a minute, that isn't a big number at all. Lemme check someone else.
Oh sweet Christ. Mark, you bastard, you cucked me. You really cucked me. I can picture you now, leaning back in your chair, taking a drag off your cigarette and raising your glass of whiskey in a mocking toast to me. You think you're so slick, Mark, playing the waiting game. You knew in two years time I would eventually draw your suggestion. You knew that I would put all my eggs in this one basket. A basket made of lies. This was supposed to be the big one, Mark, I was supposed to retire off all the money I was going to make off of Kylie getting... uh... getting fucked by Slimer. Wait, how many does Slimer have?
Oh god. I'm gonna be sick. Mark, I swear to God. If this doesn't do gangbusters, I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna get a job as an Amazon delivery driver in your area. I'll need the job anyways. I'm gonna take all your packages, and I'm gonna deliver them to your elderly neighbor by "mistake." And then you're gonna have to put on your shoes, every time, and go pick them up from the old guy. And he's a nice guy and all, but oh man, once he gets to talking, he just never stops. You better pray, Mark.
Anyways, Let's talk about Slimer. Since there are only 116 entries of him ever, I think it's safe to say that my animation here is the premier of Slimer pornography. Never has there been such an immaculate rendering of him. If someone were to take every single gif here and post them, and I know y'all leak these things, don't lie, I would make up 43% of all slimer porn on the internet. Fucking, hell yes, I love that statistic. You know, now that I mention it, I bet I can find one of my own leaked works.
Well there we go. Last time I checked, that sumbitch was behind a paywall. You devils. I thought we had a fun little exclusive club here. But here you all are, throwing my work around like I'm some common hussy.
And look, we've got a roleplayer in the comments. Don't worry, savagefemale. I'll roleplay with you. "Sorry baby, I'm just stressed, I have to go on a trip for work soon and I still haven't found anyone who can watch my cat." Or maybe she's asking when I'm going to finish my animations. You know, you'd have an easier time predicting the weather than knowing if I'll ever finish anything. Ugh, too bad. I was actually a real rockstar early in the month, before obligations kicked me in the teeth. As far as I can tell everyone is like, satiated, and will leave me alone. I'm looking forward to November. I'm actually wanting to do Loona again. Especially since I'm looking at that old one, and man, I really don't like it. I guess the colors are okay. Her hair looks sorta cool. I remember the hair taking forever to draw. I guess I get to do that, again. Cool, dude.
Man, I'm tired. I can't even think of anything else funny to say. That about covers it. I can hear police sirens now, so I think someone really did get shot. Damn, Happy Halloween. Dicks out for that guy, then. Alright, stay posted, hopefully I'll actually be able to work. You know something, I've been drawing more and more without music, and hot damn, I actually really prefer it. I'm like, tired as shit right now, but in general I've been feeling way less spent. This Kylie one actually took about as long as that Shego one I did last month, so pretty long, but the Shego one wore me out way way more. It's probably because I listened to music and game reviews and video essays about how to read more or something. You want to know how you read more? You just... read more. That's it. Most video essays are fucking worthless. But, listening to all that nonsense takes focus, and focusing requires energy. By drawing and listening to shit, I was just burning myself the fuck out all the time. So, I've been drawing pretty heavily this month, all without music, and I feel way better. I actually think I like it. I'll keep doing it.
Anyways, that's all I can think to say. Stay tuned for more stuff. Things have quieted down on my end, so I'll be hitting it hard again.
~KYDE
Like that? That little squiggle to sign my name? I like it. I think it's cute.
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Comments
Zephyr
The man, the myth, the legend
Mark
I had completely forgotten I suggested her. Fuck yeah.
