lardfill
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My very first photo taken on my very first cell phone
🕑 Added 2020-09-23 00:58:34 +0000 UTCFinally waddling into the “now”. I wasn’t expecting the flash.
Comments
Barazion
Fantastic thick chin!
Grrth
Your face has blown up recently
Hooray!!
Ars Arcanum
I wonder if Face ID will be able to still recognize you once you become more blubber than man lol
Ars Arcanum
Actually...that could be possible if you set up a shortcut 🤔
Willie J
Gonna need one eventually to order food by voice command. Oink for first, two oinks for second order, etc
Kyle Anesko
🤣
GrinningDemon
The phone makes you look fat...