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Chapter 796 - And its mighty roar shook the heavens and earth
🕑 Added 2025-11-18 17:00:17 +0000 UTCSofia and Sonia ended up talking for a bit while sharing food, trying to get to know each other a bit more. They talked skills and defenses, until it looped back around to the expedition itself.
“So you have absolutely no idea what we’re up for?” Sofia asked.
“Not quite, the hobgoblins have already explored the entire area near the entrance, and I myself went to scout it once. They call it the root forest. It’s a pretty safe zone, all things considered, because most of the mana is being absorbed by the tree roots. The instant you leave the root forest behind, though, we’re in the dark. Could be anything down there, and I mean ANYTHING. Forget about whatever preconception you might have, forget rules, forget numbers, forget physics, even– nothing is sacred in the forbidden layer.”
“It’s that bad?”
“Not always, in fact most things are normal most of the time, but whenever something goes wrong, it can go very, very wrong. One time I approached a waterfall that flowed in reverse, the water was going up the cliff like gravity didn’t exist, can you guess what happened next?”
“I don’t know, you started flying up too?”
“Ah, that would have been much better,” Sonia said with a shiver, “no, my blood started flowing in reverse too. Very bad time, extremely bad.”
“That… And stuff like that happens often?”
“More than I’d like. And annoyingly enough, the places with the more interesting things to find are usually the most unstable.”
“I can imagine that making sense… And what about monsters?”
Sonia scratched her head in embarrassment, “That… I can’t tell you, they’re too different every time, some are weak, some are strong, but they all know how to use magic, and they never run out of mana. The general rule is to always avoid them, if you can afford it.”
“Understood. Still, it can’t be that bad if you’ve been doing this for ten years, no?”
There was a moment of tense silence, Sonia staring at the crackling fire, “... We were a team of five, initially.”
“Oh… I’m sorry-”
“Don’t, it’s fine, they all knew what they were getting into. If we’re not careful we’ll be joining them, so I can only ask that you take this seriously.”
Sofia nodded, “Not my first time exploring a strange and dangerous environment. I can handle myself.”
“Watching your trial it certainly looked that way.”
“Oh, and, I should mention, there is another thing I am looking for down there,” Sofia said.
“More skeletons? There’s plenty of stuff to find in the old ruins and all, it’s all up to luck though.”
“Yes but not. I need a leyline seed.”
“A leyline seed?” Sonia repeated, before chewing on her food, looking pensive, “Hmm… I’ve seen one once from a distance, it’s near the leyline knots where the mana density is the highest… I can help you look for one but I won’t risk my life to retrieve it if there’s nothing in it for me. That’s a highly dangerous thing to go for, more than I would usually accept.”
“Hmm… Loot distribution is fifty fifty, right?”
“Yes. What we used to do to make it fair, anything we bring out we get appraised, and we split according to the value. If two people really want the same item we haggle offering the rest of our share,” Sonia explained, “But we can do it another way if you want.”
“That sounds fine… Then, if I need your help to retrieve the seed, what if I offer you one veto? Any one item we find that you really want I’ll let you keep for your share, no haggling.”
“Hmm… I’ll accept that as long as the seed is accounted for in your share’s value. And let me warn you, I won’t be cheap at all,” Sonia said.
“Of course.”
“Then it’s a deal! Oh, are you not going to use the dragon right away, by the way? There’s a reason we gave you that in advance.”
“I am, I can’t wait actually, but sorry to disappoint, there’s a good chance I won’t be able to summon it yet,” Sofia answered.
“That’d be annoying. I kinda want to see it in action, and it would be a great asset to have down there, even if it’s just to protect us against foreign aura.”
“Right, monsters this strong will start to have that… Not too used to taking that into account.”
“You’ll get the hang of it quickly,” Sonia assured, “not to mention the mana down there severely limits aura range, so you really have to go quite close for it to reach you, but still.”
“Alright. Well, let’s do it. Bookie!”
Bookie, Pareth and Pestle appeared behind Sofia in unison, each striking a different pose.
“What are you guys doing…” Sofia said with a stifled laugh when she turned around, “It’s dragon time. You can ditch the page with a single Sirhellion.”
“Done!” Bookie answered right away, before unsummoning his skeleton form.
“Good.”
Sofia stood up, jumped to the relatively open space directly under the drop, and unceremoniously dumped the dragon bones on the ground. They piled up to a bone mound bigger than a two-storey house.
“Wish I could also use the skull for the choir…” Sofia mumbled, as Bookie did not wait for her permission. His book form flew out from her side, and started devouring the bones like a magic eraser wiping away the old skeleton from existence, with disturbing papery noise, and a loud burp once it was all done.
“And just like that, it’s gone,” Sofia commented, walking up to Bookie and picking him up from the rocky ground, “let’s see what we’re dealing with.”
The new page appeared near the very end, right before the one hosting the skeleton from the lost epoch god of Pain. It showed the dragon skeleton from above, sleeping in a perfect circle reminiscent of a coiled serpent. Sofia hid the mana cost with a hand, only looking at the drawing for now.
Slim frame, two wings, short horns, narrow head. It looks a bit like a big four-legged bird, cute.
Slowly she moved her hand up, revealing the stat boost Bookie gained from the skeleton first.
‘+115% All’
Holy crap. Yeah, alright. Dragon. Even if I can’t summon it right away Bookie just got the stat boost of a lifetime.
And now the painful part…
Sofia took her hand off of the mana cost, expecting an absurd mana cost like the god of Pain.
‘150 000 000’
Wait…
No way, I can actually afford it right away?!
“Something wrong?” Sonia asked, seeing Sofia freeze.
“No, nothing wrong. Nothing wrong at all! Bookie! Summon your ass out of here right now!”
Bookie’s short skeleton reappeared in a flash, patting his ribs like a fat man rubbing his belly after a huge meal.
“How is it?” Sofia asked.
“I feel full!” Bookie said.
“I can see that. I am glad you enjoyed the meal, but that is not what I asked. Can you feel anything from the skeleton? Alive like Pestle was?”
“Hmm… Uh…” Bookie looked truly hesitant, fidgeting in place, “I– I’m not sure, Sofia! It’s like… The dragon… Hmmrmm. It’s weird,” Bookie concluded, nodding to himself.
“That thing’s been dead for at least thirty thousand years,” Sonia commented from the campfire, “I don’t know how necromancy works but I’d be truly shocked if there was any trace left of the dragon’s soul or anything like that.”
“That would make sense,” Sofia answered, “But it’s my Bookie we are talking about here. There isn’t a book on this planet more full of surprises than he is.”
“That’s right!” Bookie exclaimed proudly, “And, uuuuh. I think the dragon is a… It got… Crowie…”
“Crowie?! What? Did something happen to Crowie?!” Sofia asked in a slight panic.
“I– I think Crowie… Crowie ate the dragon,” Bookie said, himself looking and sounding shocked at what he was saying.
“HUH?!!!”
With bulging eyes, Sofia flipped the pages to search for Crowie, finding him safe and well. His page looked the same as ever, aside for a tiny, tiny detail, six extra zeroes after his regular mana cost of ten.
Crowie… What the fuck did you do?!
“I understand a bit now!” Bookie said after some consideration, “The dragon blueprint was all old and rotten, and because the general shape was a bit like Crowie, even if not much, he managed to eat it!”
“... The pages could do that?”
“I had no idea!” Bookie said, “Now Crowie is even more super awesome!”
“And what about the dragon?” Sofia asked.
“It’s also Crowie!” Bookie answered, quite certain of his claim.
“... Also Crowie… What if I try to summon both at once?”
Bookie shook his skull, “Well no, there is only one Crowie, you can’t summon him twice.”
“I’m losing my mind here… So what we got isn’t a Dragon but a second form for Crowie?”
“It’s both!” Bookie eagerly answered.
“...” Without a word, Sofia tore off the Dragon’s page.
Three quarters of her mana spewed away from her, a thick cloud of golden fog envelopping the surroundings, as a new skeleton formed. Bones assembled together one by one in a giant puzzle, until the full Dragon was formed. The size of a large mansion, it occupied most of the space of the wide entrance cavern. Unlike what would be natural for its body shape, it stood on its two hind legs. Bright golden flames burned in its eye sockets, while a clear mana heart concentrated most of its power hidden inside of his skull. The dragon raised its neck, spread its skeletal wings as much as the limited space would allow, and roared.
“CAAAAAAAAW!”
Comments
Mornn
I hope next month, but realistically probably sometime in March
Doctor-61
Any idea when book 5 will be out?
KevB
I can't wait to see the first enemy's reaction when an undead dragon unleashes a f'in CAW
Kaptin_Blutooth
Of all ways I thought this might go crowie eating the dragon soul and getting a huge glow up was no it. Maybe it was a good thing pestle was already summoned so she and crowie didn't fight over there draconic leg. Also want to see crowie talk now, plus what his aura will do
Mánalėikr
TFTC!!
posiden
You know what after breaking the laws of time this doesn't even surprise me
Tom Asciola
Ok, anyone have "Crowie eats a dragon" on their bingo card?
Kennyevilmonkey
Now we just need Pestle dressed in bone armor riding Crowie the crow dragon into battle with fork and knife raised!
Mornn
Nah, she already ditched that one for another random pet she picked up off screen ദ്ദി(˶ •̀ ᴗ -˶)
Tejing
Well that was certainly unexpected. Cool, though. Now Crowie can help out in battle more. +115% all stats is a pretty crazy bonus, too. I'm curious why Crowie's mana cost went up, though. Did he gain something even in his crow form from this? Also, Mornn, are you ever going to tell us how much Morad Baar's (assassin, first murder in Ser'Extra) skeleton costs and what the stat bonus is?
Wensber
Thanks for the chapter!
steamrick
It's probably for the best that Sofia didn't comment on the blood flowing in reverse. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't inconvenience her in the slightest. She might not even notice. Though the blood summoning spell might get an interesting result.
John Grizzly
I chuckled t the caw, ngl. A dragon ca-cawing.
Matt Grayson
Hope it’s not a lifetime pass…
KazukiNero
Sounding like a conspiracy theorist.(he is onto you better lay low)
Mornn
His original stat bonus hasn't changed
Songy
Caw caw motherfuckers /\ /\ |^ = ^| \._./
Dan N
So if I remember correctly that upgrade makes Crowie's base form cost 10,000,000 now? That's a pretty impressive bird. He's now 20 x the cost of Pestle, 2 x the cost of the Chimera and the Dwarf, and the same cost as the Quartz Giant. Did his stat bonuses change as well or is it still 10% Processing since he's also giving the dragon bonus?
Songy
Welcome to the madhouse, Sonia. You just bought yourself a yearly pass, so buckle up and enjoy the ride. XD
Tsorov
Corvid Draconis
ArtTheGreat
Mornn you silly
Cyclone001
That's quite the Crowie upgrade.
Ceasar Salas
Thanks for the chapter! Yay! Big Crowie! I feel like Crowie needs a more proper name now… maybe something exotic sounding like “Corvus Brachyrhynchos” or “Corvus Corone”!
Matt Grayson
DracoCorvid!
Wolfknap
Yoo my boy Crowie got the biggest glow up since bookie got his own body.
brennon Petersen
Tftc!
Spencer
Hell yea, love crowie.
Joshua Nutter
Orator does this on purpose, I know it, but I just can’t prove it.
