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Non-Canon Omake: The Little Spider, Chapter 9
🕑 Added 2025-01-03 03:04:22 +0000 UTCA/N
Small warning, there’s two very minor spoilers at the end of the chapter in regards to who Arachne refers to as her ‘aunties’.
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High up on Mount Olympus, you could hear a pin drop.
No one spoke as they looked down upon the scene happening in the camp. Surrounded by their children, and other demigods, a young girl supposedly the child of Athena had two resplendent wings shimmering behind her and a Halo above her head.
None of the gods of Olympus were stupid, even if she didn’t proclaim it outright, they could all recognize the origin.
Surprisingly, Ares was the one looking the least shocked or concerned.
Beating Ares in a duel, that was a feat that would make any of the parents proud of their children. Even if it was only Ares basically possessing his daughter in some minor capacity.
However, not even Athena opened her mouth to gloat.
It was rare for something to silence all of them at once.
Though, that silence was ended by the sound of laughter.
Dionysus started laughing on his throne, a full stomach laughter that almost had him kneeling over.
It opened the floodgates.
“Athena!?”
“What in the name of Tartarus did you do!?”
“Seriously, who did you mind fuck to get that?” Aphrodite chimed in.
“Since when do those guys appear?” Apollo asked in confusion, hinting at a very reclusive ‘pantheon’.
“Bravo, dear sister.” Dionysus clapped his hands but everyone ignored him.
“And here everyone was saying I was going to eventually break the rules by fucking someone from another pantheon, but surprisingly, our Virgin Goddess beat me to it.” Aphrodite threw out again amidst the shouting and arguing that abruptly started.
“She should be killed.” Hera frowned.
“You’re welcome to try.” Poseidon scoffed, with an eye roll, making the Queen of the Gods glare at him.
“I want to inspect her spear.” Hephaestus stated, less concerned than everyone else, and likewise, he was ignored.
“Seriously, how did you land an Angel? Can you teach me?” Aphrodite looked at her with genuine sincerity.
“I did not!” Athena finally lost her composure, an extremely rare occurrence in the history of Olympus. “Her father was a normal human!”
“I wonder if this is how all the fathers feel when you just appear and drop a baby in their laps.” Poseidon looked at her, not missing an opportunity to take a jab at her.
Athena snapped her head at him about to retort, but a thunderous crackle reverberated throughout the halls.
“Enough!” Zeus slammed his fist down on the throne. “Athena, explain now!” He demanded, looking at her with a furious gaze. “You are more than aware of the ancient laws. Inter-pantheon children have been forbidden for thousands of years.”
“I’m serious, I really don’t know. Her father was a normal human.” Athena quickly defended herself, completely confused just as they all were.
“….you sure about that?” Ares raised an eyebrow.
“I am sure, yes!” She clenched her teeth.
“Did you check?”
“……” Athena found herself speechless. Mostly due to the ridiculousness of the question.
“So you didn’t check, hmm? So much wisdom there.” Ares’s lips curled up in a mocking smile.
“I dare any one of you to tell me the last time you ‘checked’ with any mortals yourselves.” She swept her gaze around the room, and it was silent. “I know a human when I feel one. There was nothing extraordinary about him.”
“He could have hidden himself.” Hermes pointed out.
“Why would he attend a mortal school hiding himself?” Athena questioned.
“….why did you?” Hermes asked her in response.
Once more Athena was silent, realizing she had said something so idiotic and ironic. She wasn’t usually like this, the whole situation had her on her back foot and she wasn’t on her normal game.
“…so did you bang an Angel or not?” Aphrodite asked.
Athena wanted to scream.
“So to clarify, we have a Demigod who may or may not be also an Angel or part of another pantheon, who also has in her hands the monster spoken of in prophecy that can bring down the gods?” Apollo looked around.
Everyone went silent again.
“It’s the spear.” Hephaestus spoke up again for the second time during the meeting. An image floated infront of him, that of the spear she wielded. “The Spear is letting her do that, it’s not natural.”
He was the authority on weapons, so no one questioned his words, especially when he didn’t have a proverbial dog in the fight.
“See?” Athena looked around. “I had no contact with them, as per the rules.”
“….how’d she get the spear then?” Ares asked.
Once more Athena went silent with a scowl, without any words of response. Of course she had no idea how it happened.
“Athena.” Zeus’s stern words reverberated throughout the hall. “Start form the beginning. We will hear your side before making a judgement.”
Athena took a deep breath, calming herself. It wasn’t like her to be so emotional. “I was visiting the human school as I often do. I met a young man – Annabelle’s father.”
“Arachne.” Dionysus corrected, earning a glare from Athena.
“His name was Wilhelm Henry Schweinorg, a completely mundane human.” She added. “Not to mention he was Japanese, visiting the country for schooling. The idea that he’s connected to them is extremely unlikely considering how loathed they are in the east.”
Her words held merit; Heaven didn’t have much of a foothold in that part of the world where the mortals still openly worshipped other gods.
“If it was accidental, then it’s forgivable.” Artemis spoke up, usually on Athena’s side. Despite her own disgust for the Goddess of Wisdom siring children the way she does, they’re usually cooperative.
“Why wasn’t this discovered until now?” Hermes asked.
“If you will recall, I asked you to search for a missing daughter of mine some years ago.” Athena quickly calculated a means to defend herself.
Hermes scratched his cheek. “Right, I do remember that. So, it’s this one, huh?”
“I too was asked to track her down, and I was unsuccessful. This should prove that Athena was also not at fault if whoever was responsible was able to escape so many of us.” Artemis added.
Zeus frowned, but his temper wasn’t flaring so Athena internally breathed a sigh of relief.
“I will withhold a judgment until this matter is properly settled. But it appears as though the ancient laws were not intentionally broken.” He finally settled on, but he was far from happy. In fact, his first instinct was to start throwing lightningbolt, but he held himself back for now. “But the mystery still remains.”
Ares tapped his throne. “She did mention who her mom was, and who also taught him. You’re the one who keeps up with ‘foreign affairs’, sister. Who is Scáthach, hmm?” He asked knowing the answer himself.
It’s not like he’s oblivious to what happens outside of their part of the world. In fact, he knows the name of almost all the impressive non-gods even from other pantheons. If someone is a master of bloodshed, he knows them.
“Is that someone famous?” Apollo asked. “I don’t recognize the name. Another god?”
“Athena.” Zeus looked at her, wanting to know the answer too.
For the King of Gods, he didn’t keep up with such things. Precisely why he had Athena handle all of it in his stead.
Athena was silent for a moment, not because she didn’t know the answer, but that she was dredging up the information from her mind. As the goddess of Wisdom, she never forgot any bit of information. She had read up on nearly every figure of importance across every pantheon in every part of the world and kept it stored within her mind.
It only took her a fraction of a second to recall the information she needed and she resisted the urge to facepalm.
“She is a famous figure originating from Ireland during the Ulster Cycle. She’s most famous teaching the son of Lugh – the Celtic God of Light – known as Cu Chulainn. I could give you the entire biography, but she is essentially their equivalent to Chiron.” Athena summarized pointedly.
“Well, that makes things easier, doesn’t it?” Hermes looked around. “We can go issue a complaint to them to settle things. Problem solved.”
Athena resisted the urge to sigh again. “She’s entirely human, so the ancient laws don’t affect her.”
Hermes pursed his lips, understanding what she meant by that.
Frankly, they were just looking for someone to blame, because someone had to take the blame to smooth everything out.
“And it doesn’t answer the question of who gave her that spear of hers.” Ares pointed out. “I should mention that it was able to cut away the divine power I was supplying with my daughter.”
It wasn’t said outright, but everyone understood what that meant.
A genuine Godslaying weapon was in the hands of one of their children down in camp.
Just that would be enough for Zeus to usually throw a fit and show paranoia. Considering it’s in the hands of both a girl presumedly raised by another pantheon as well as having a certain creature at her side…
Well, it was lucky that he wasn’t deciding to smite now and ask questions later.
“There’s a simple way to remove any complications regarding the girl.” Artemis spoke up.
“What, are you going to have her join your hunters?” Aphrodite responded with a clearly mocking tone.
“Would it be wrong?” Artemis countered. “If she joins my hunters, would that not mean we have absolute claim on her, mitigating any further annoyances that come with her uncertain identity?”
There was a beat of silence where everyone considered that, even Athena. Athena was ‘confident’ in the face of everyone’s arguing that Wilhelm was human but truthfully, her confidence was wavering at this point.
There were many inconsistencies that hadn’t been brought up yet that she was willing to not speak about herself less she’s put back under the spotlight.
“And it would also solve the problem of Mr. Blueberry that everyone is also worried about.” Dionysus seemed to support her, which sent everyone snapping their heads looking his way.
“….are you mocking me?” Artemis was genuinely confused at why he was supporting her here.
“Not at all, I think you should do your best to get her to join your hunters.” He raised a glass full of wine towards her with a big smile. “Because I want to watch it blow up in your face.”
Artemis twitched slightly, ignoring him further. “If anyone has any better ideas, you’re welcome to voice them.”
“You can try.” Zeus gave her permission. Of course one couldn’t just demand it as joining the hunters had to be a voluntary action on the person’s part. Especially if said person apparently had links to other pantheons, it would be a smooth way to cut off any other claims if she willingly joined the hunters.
“I got a suggestion.” Apollo raised his hand.
“And what brilliant idea do you have, Apollo?” Artemis rolled her eyes.
“….why not just ask her?” He said. “Like, ‘hey, where’d you come from, what have you been doing for the past how-many-years, and who had you been doing it with?”
“That’s crazy talk.” Dionysus was the first to reply, while chugging down another glass of whine before snapping his fingers, and a image of the girl in question appeared, rather a projection screen of her down in the camp. “By the way, Ares, say goodbye to your cabin.”
They watched as down upon camp, Arachne was climbing up the side of the Ares cabin before grabbing hold of the Ares sign that hung above the door.
“Uh….are you sure you should be doing that…?” Percy followed along because…well, he didn’t really know anyone else at the camp other than Grover. And Grover was off doing….thing that Satyrs do he assumed.
Especially after the whole fight thing that happened a couple hours ago, everyone else had been avoiding them.
Percy was still new though and didn’t really understand a bunch of the implications.
“It’s mah cabin now, and a want to replace the sign.” Arachne huffed, nearly falling off the roof as she kept trying to pry off the signboard.
For the gods of Olympus, they were taken aback by the blatant disrespect. Of course, they knew that Ares made a bet…..but honestly, none of them believed any of their children were idiotic enough to actually go through with it.
At the very least, even their parents would warn against doing something so….debasing to another god. It would have been a good opportunity to extort something from Ares in this case.
For the girl, having a cabin meant absolutely nothing. But having a promise or a boon offered by the God of War reflective of saving his face infront of the others and his actual cabin, that was significantly more valuable in their eyes.
Ares, to his credit, didn’t say a word of complaint. Oh, he surely seethed silently on his throne as he watched his cabin – a literal temple of his – become debased so openly. He could even see some of his kids hiding inside or from a distance, just watching.
Not that he believed they should stop her.
He was firmly of the ideal that to the winner goes the spoils.
He made a bet, he lost, thus she claimed her rightful prize.
Was he going to hold a grudge? Most assuredly, but he also wasn’t going to go back on his word.
In fact, Ares let out a small sigh and stopped being petty, letting the girl take off the signage without his divine power stopping her.
At the very least, the God of War could use this as a way to get his kids to up their training and light a fire under their butts.
“Are you going to kick out all of the people living here?” Percy asked as everyone listened.
“No, why would I do that?” Arachne frowned. “It’s their home, a aint that mean. I’m just changin the name of the cabin.”
Ares’s anger diminished to a noticeable degree.
He made a mental decision that the next time he fights the brat, he won’t permanently maim or kill her when he taught her a lesson.
Regardless of what she did, it was still technically his cabin, as it was woven with his divine power and was still a veritable temple of his.
“So what are you going to name the cabin now?” Percy asked.
“A am going to name it after my aunts and uncles.” Arachne dropped to the ground as the Ares sign hit the dirt.
“Wait, Aunts and uncles, as in plural?”
“Ya.”
“What do you mean?” Percy asked in confusion.
“Monday is gonna be for Auntie Meridia since her name starts with the same letter.” Arachne started, and as she called out each name, she produced a piece of wood and some paint supplies, drawing their names and symbols next to it. “Tuesday is gonna be for Auntie Tiamat because the same. Wednesday is going to be for Uncle Odin cause his day is Wednesday. Thursday is going to be for Auntie Izanami. Friday is going to be for Auntie Jinn because it’s her favorite day of the week. Saturday is going to be Auntie Raiden. And lastly, Sunday is going to be for Big Grandpa.”
“Big Grandpa?” Percy asked in confusion.
Arachne finished by drawing a cross next to a literally inscribed ‘Big Grandpa’ on her individual signboard.
Percy could put two and two together.
Likewise, the gods watching this little interaction also had the capability of putting together the very obvious clues.
All the gods looked at Athena.
Athena wanted to smack her head against the nearest wall.
“It’s Sunday, so you need help hanging it up?” Percy offered.
“Nah, it’s alright, I can ask for help.” She held up the sign to the air. “Big Grandpa, can you help me with this?!” She shouted to the sky.
Before any of the gods, nor anyone else watching could say a word, the clouds parted and a gentle ray of bright light shined down around them, enveloping not only Arachne but the cabin as well.
Within the blink of an eye, the signboard was displayed across the door to the former Ares cabin.
In the halls of Olympus, once more, you could hear a pin drop.
“….hey Ares, did the Biblical God just sanctify your cabin?” Dionysus asked.
Ares didn’t answer him, but instead turned to the other God of War in the room.
“Athena, what the fuck?”
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A/N
Athena coming to the slow realization that she may have fucked up.
Comments
Noiz
I've lost count of how many times I've reread this. Biblical God sanctifying Ares cabin is just too hilarious. 🤣
Rake1810
It absolutely does
Einar Strandberg
God rereading this it's somehow even funnier
oscar enrique sampedro lopez
Hahahah
eevin1
can we get more please
Lost4rt
This Omake is so good that I'm honestly more invested in this than the main plot. Will there be any more soon?
Selacha
That sounds interesting. Any chance you remember the story?
Andrew Durkee
Funny thing is that asking her would work perfectly fine and I’m pretty sure Dionysus knows that, but he called it crazy talk to throw the rest of them off that trail because he finds all of this hilarious to watch.
Andrew Durkee
I remember reading a multiverse story where the Biblical God was a singular multiversal god but his avatars in each universe could be killed and if they were, then he was cut off from that particular universe for a while.
Jonathan
Yeeeessssss
CkLance
Zeus' bolt and Hades' helm are irrelevant when Arachne came swaggering into camp with the Ophiotaurus (the being that is prophesied to be the end of Olympus) and proceeded to flex her halo and Angel wings with a VERY HOLY spear with a VERY OBVIOUS connection to the Abrahamic God.
Selacha
This raises the question of whether Big G is Omnipotent across the multiverse, and as such it's the "same" God answering her prayer, which is a terrifying concept as to his actual power level, or if the Biblical God of the PJO universe just recognizes "His" blessing on Arachne.
willowskeith
I came back for a reread, cause funny, and honestly i think it was said and explained best in the other omake, the heavenly 'faction' have the equivalent of a faith based nuke capable of wipeing any other pantheon off the face of the planet. Her haveing "Big Grandpa's" spear, even the false version, is a big enough warning light to go 'set aside issues, and focus'. Much less HIS direct 'help' with putting up the sign.
thevolunteer
No, no I get that. I’m just saying that it doesn’t seem reflected in Ares’ POV, or the general vibe of the room with all the gods there. Like Arachne is a big deal, but I felt there should have been more tension regarding the plot present in the scene
AStoryForOne
Because that's literally what happened in the first book? Arachne came in while the actions of the first book were happening...? In the first book, the Minotaur chased Percy, Grover, and his mom after Zeus smacked it with a lightning bolt. In the first book, Hades grabbed his mom to use as an exchange because he thought Percy stole his helmet too.
thevolunteer
I love this omake, but on re-read, are we just ignoring the whole plot of the first book? Ares should be being manipulated by Kronos, Zeus should be blaming everyone and everything for stealing his lightning bolt, etc. because if that’s the case, why was the Minotaur chasing Percy/Hades paying attention?
thevolunteer
PJO God got an Airdrop notification from DxD God
Sonata Fauns
Ok but like would the Olympians demand a trial of custody rights only for Will to reveal being the son of Lucifer with Access to modern day Lawyers?
Sonata Fauns
She did name like four or five pantheons worth of deities so wouldn’t be out of left field.
cystrom
Oh that would be hilarious.
Vicente Huerta
It be hilarious if the Greeks start thinking that every pantheon except them are friends with each other , because the Greeks are assholes.
Danielle
This is hysterically funny, as always
MKJ
Athena listening to Arachne list off several goddesses and gods as aunties, uncles, and grandpas as well as a few that she doesn’t know of.
Osiris Sundavr
Meridia could always use another temple…
Osiris Sundavr
Pretty sure both is a stellar option. You can’t go wrong with Olga and Tiamama.
Osiris Sundavr
Oh yeah, “Auntie” Gabby.
Monzter E
MOAR!
Omega 69
This is absolutely hilarious and I want more of this!
Banat
It is
adrian gutierrez
this is a master piece
Pierre laplant
Moar
Aaron Yates
“I am inevitable”
Aaron Yates
Part of me wants him to return to the “Just a Story” snippet he made of someone having gacha and recreating media of nasuverse in DxD. But I also don’t want the other story’s to possibly suffer or have longer updates.
David Bray
hope Tiamat is fate tiamat
Michał Kotuła
I might be extremely selective, bu did be better be Abrahamic God.
Hadrian512
This might be my favorite side story of all the ones you have done.
Sage Berthelsen
I know it’s not canon but it could be a different timeline thing. William could be the White Dragon emperor or something else? All I know is I want more face slapping!
Dancingrage
I'd be more amazed if he didn't. I mean, we've seen it happen before on several occasions, almost always around the Longinus, and I figure DxD Big G has, even if only in just the spear, adventured enough with Wil to realize any kid of his is going to be seeing other worlds too, and likely left himself a note in the Longinus or in the blessing he would have bestowed on Arachne at some point. It'd read something like... "Psst, hey me, it's me. DON'T PANIC! This is a version of me from a different world, leaving you a note on someone who just popped into your world. That redheaded girl, right there? Her name's Arachne. Her dad, a Half-Devil and the literal son of Lucifer from where she and I are from? Helped bring me back to life after I died after sealing Trihexa. Yes, THAT Trihexa. The family is so far into my good books that they probably can't leave even if they wanted to. And that's just me, not counting how he helped Odin here with Ragnarok, faced down terrorist magical organizations, and so on. So, in the interest of cross-dimensional funsies, don't forget to play along. Here's the relevant information!" [DATA DUMP BEGINS]
Dancingrage
Every other iteration of a particular god usually is like "Uh, what the fuck, why do you have my blessing?" Odin, who is an actual God of Wisdom, often is shown with this. Now, he usually figures it out really damn fast, but there's always that one moment where you can see the old guy going 'uh, what the fuck am I looking at here?!?' Not so for Big G. Big G probably figured out what happened when he peeked in on what was going on with the Spear and decided like his alternate in that one world way the hell out there that yeah, you do something as big as what Wilhelm did for that Big G, your kids get some sweet passes out of the deal. Or he left himself notes because knowing Wilhelm and his kids, they're not going to just stay put in one universe when there's a massive multiverse to wander through. Plus, you know, swaggin like an Angel all over the Greek Pantheon, which is ALWAYS a plus! EDIT: Adding the following as an example of a note one Big G would find sitting on the False True Longinus when looking at it... It'd read something like... "Psst, hey me, it's me. DON'T PANIC! This is a version of Me from a different world, leaving You a note on someone who just popped into your world. That redheaded girl, right there? Her name's Arachne. Her dad, a Half-Devil and the literal son of Lucifer from where she and I are from? Helped bring Me back to life after I died after sealing Trihexa. Yes, THAT Trihexa. The family is so far into my good books that they probably can't leave even if they wanted to. And that's just me, not counting how he helped Odin here with Ragnarok, faced down terrorist magical organizations, and so on. So, in the interest of cross-dimensional funsies, don't forget to play along. Here's the relevant information!" [DATA DUMP BEGINS]
Godphaze
I WANT THIS TO BECOME IT'S OWN SPINOFF
ThwartAbyss54
yesssss i need more
dad
God like, "Finally, a reason to go dunk on the Greeks. I've been waiting."
willowskeith
Also can we get a small omake with PJO's heaven's reaction?
savitar
I'm going to need a big bucket of popcorn and a suitable drink for when Artemis says to go get Arachne. I never thought I'd see a nuclear explosion up close.
willowskeith
Athena: he's japanese he couldn't have possibly been part of that pantheon Wilheim: *with the Power of God, the Devil, and Anime on his side*
willowskeith
To be fair, in riordan verse faith/belief = power and with how much faith the church has it shouldnt be difficult for him to resonate with the spear and get the memories of his alternate.
Michael Foat
RBig G: who's that that feels like a grandchild I don't remember coming inter existence (Arachne assertoing dominance then asking for a little favor) RBig G: I'll find out who I need to question later, Great/Best Granddaughter currently around.{since Riordan doesn't talk about them don't know how many Christian religion halfbloods are around currently}
Michael Foat
No, no, Zelretch is Great Grandpa. After all, Big G is T-posing on Sirzechs here while Zelretch is that man in the corner doesn't have to prove shit. He did it Last Generation.
Matthew Young
*sh its
Matthew Young
PLEASE give answer soon I must know this so I can potentially convince Author-sama of an omake with Wilhelm fucking with the Sirens (i.e. Azur Lane) for shots and giggles!
Kevin Lee
YYYYYESSSSSSS!!! Raiden is still in the cards!
Walk
We need a naphalem evolution for will. Fusing the angel form of the longinus with his devil form or the divinity of Susano and make it his own.
michael stitcher
More and more I hope that this becomes future canon... all she needs to do now is wield the power of brick junior, son of Brick, of Clan Hardclay.
Pedro Villarreal
Raiden? I'm gonna throw my guess and say Will is bagging Raiden Shogun
Nicholas
This was great. I need more of this.
Edward Radikov
The cross the isn't just a holy symbol in this case, it's Big G t-posing on the Greeks.
Synystyr97
I wonder which Raiden expy did William bag. Herrscher of Rice is best Mei 🙏
DTShadow
God love this chapter more please!
Nazarickk
Thanks for the chapter
Gravysinger
Absolutely hilarious chapter, I loved it. And that mention of a *Spoiler* Auntie R *Spoiler* is a brilliant tease. Thank you.
Zerlestes
True true its one of the larges religions of the world for a reason mainly war destruction of temples prosecution of other faiths etc it would make ares weep in envy of the wars if his religion wasn't affected
Zerlestes
Throwing their hands up and scream :P
Ofeq 2003
Probably laughing their asses off, while at the same time making sure they will stay AWAY from all those op god level people who are her family... (Just Merdia alone should be WAY out of their league as she should be of the same tier as Chaos)
Alex Wierzbicki
Awesome now a Looking Glass pretty please.
Aaron Yates
The devils have their rating games, the yokai have Will punishing (beating the shit out of) others. There will be seats being sold to watch with barriers being placed to keep them from being disturbed.
Delltree100
So funny i like it a lot.
CkLance
Big Grandpa: *sprinkles a little sunshine*
Verdauga
Big G being a Chad.
Southmonk
Man wonder what all the fates are doing. Seeing such a clusterfuck
Southmonk
Squints .... How did Athena get a kid with Lucifer?!?! What did Lucifer do?!?!
caleb marty
"Did you check?" Had me rolling
Diego López.
More!!!
Raibeart TReiss
I love this hahahaha xD
Roughstar333
Kinda making it a Cassandra truth bomb
billy oikonomou
It's practically tradition at this point so if( read WHEN ) a fight happens it has to be there right?
RJKY
Big G sanctifying Ares' Cabin to remind everyone that He is The Lord of Hosts, the most War God of War Gods.
The Cultist
Probably Dxd God linking to the PJO God as they are the same being.
omar ayoubi
YES YES YESSSSYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Belly
Can't wait for them to realize that all of her aunts uncles are all from multiple pantheons. They forget about her dad during the confusion, until Apollo or Percy just asks while thr gods listen lol
Codeninja676 (Brian)
Oh that's a 11/10 pick, she deserves better than what canon gave her
Ali
God:it’s funny, I’ll allow it
Suika Nine
All the PJO gods that Arachne mentioned this chapter just simultaneously turned their attention towards Camp Halfblood.
Einar Strandberg
I wonder if God synchronized between this world and the DxD world.
Doggos R. Puppers
Apollo getting mocked for talking suggestion was so good
Sonata Fauns
I thought Olga honestly. It seemed like He is great for her.
Einar Strandberg
The moment he went to FGO, Tiamama was guaranteed.
Codeninja676 (Brian)
And considering Odin is a more versatile Zeus and his origins are closely linked to Big G so he's very much still dangerous to Izanami is still somewhat worshiped in the modern day along with the very much worshipped ol YHWH, me thinks his toga may have been slightly soiled.
Petrox
Suddenly in many churches priest and nuns had the itch to say out loud: Deus vult!
GoodGodISuck
Fox daughter
Zerlestes
Damn the omake is great ^^
Orchamus
Sweet fuck I want that universes Gabriel to show up to say hi😆
Kz3838
Thank you for the great chapter, love that Big G just sanctified Ares cabin with zero hesitation. Stay safe out there and keep up the good work!
Suika Nine
We are all eagerly awaiting for the climax of the story, I.E. Willhelm beating the shit out of Zeus off the coast of Japan.
Apinity ExMachina
More pls
Suika Nine
Who?
William
Hell yea
Brandon johnson
I wonder if Arachne will also push the Aunt Miridia button. the Reaction of everyone when she says/they find out her dad is the bastard son of Lucifer. Also a scene of her Will just going feral cause someone touched is daughter woud be awsome and touching..
Odinori
Every chapter of this story somehow gets better. I love how the gods are roasting Athena as her way of conception is so shitty as the fathers get left with a kid out of nowhere.(They also didn’t even to get have fun making it)
ExodiaTheForbiddenOne
Wilhelm is a dnd bard
Adam Daw
Oh this was amazing!!! I need more Arachne shenanigans so much
EllaHulk
This omake gets better every chapter!
Sonicdude8
You know, at first I thought Big Grandpa was Zelretch, but this is even funnier.
DerkKill
Now Zeus PJ has to be very careful because he heard, even if he ignores a lot of the other pantheons, it is still possible that he remembers the old rulers like Odin or Izanami and that would alarm him too much.
George Wright
GG
Sonata Fauns
Oh shit does he see Primordial Tiamat and go “I must lay the dragon.”
AStoryForOne
Fate Tiamat, not DxD Tiamat.
Javier U Besa
God that reaction is perfect
Collin
Somehow every single chapter is funnier than the last
Vortiboy27
IS there an updated list for this sort of thing? Im outta the loop
Johny5
Oh boy, now the Greek Gods (and AThena) have to realize that Athena left a mind baby with who they think is Jesus. That is supremely bad. Of the headaches this is going to cause. Inter pantheon children misunderstandings intensifies!
Green223
Riordanverse Big G just laughs and does what his alternate universe granddaughter says
Johny5
He's currently in the MCU but yes, Genshin has been on the list for a while now.
Kal
Side note: would love to see that Looking Glass chapter soon
Kal
Big Grandpa is hilarious
thevolunteer
Vene is her G-Grandmother, Zekram is her GG-Grandfather, Lucifer is her GGG-Grandfather, and God is for sure her GGGG-Grandfather, so it is pretty correct for her to be calling God Big Grandfather. I am curious if its the PJO universe's God helping out, or DxD God reaching through the gap.
Sonata Fauns
I know how Tiamat will probably go but I kinda like the thought of Ddraig gets out and actually gets with her but stays with the family. Thus becoming Uncle and Auntie dragons.
William Neill
I literally fell out of my bed laughing at that ending😂
DerkKill
I assume that the Biblical god of DxD left a part of himself and when Arachne used the spear, the Biblical god of PJ managed to synchronize and evaluated everything and approved it.
Nisiris
I love this fic 😍 ... maybe even more than others now... God thank you for this gift 🎁 xD
Trihexa71
The only thing that could have made it better was if holy music start playing at the same time
LazyDragonDaoist
HAHA, Its been a while since genuinely laughed out loud while grinning through something. this is a masterpiece :D would love to see chapters more often.
Dirk Gent Lee
I had the urge to frat snap in celebration. I haven’t done that in 10 years.
Jbubu
Poetry
Aaron Yates
God has pulled a pro gamer move on the Greeks at the last second.
MKJ
Big G wondering when Jesus time traveled and had a child. (Also wondering how tf she got the Longinus spear, it’s supposed to be up here??)
Hooshu
Next chapter when? This is peak fucking writing, comedy, and whatever else you want.
Aaron Yates
The more Athena realises she messed up the more time for her daughter to cause damage/changes to that world. Next step building other temples and a church at camp.
Monzter E
Peak!!!!
Charles Yonts
I NEED the next chapter. That was awesome!
Rake1810
I can't stop laughing. And I can't even specify a specific part. the whole damn thing was too funny. Special mention tho to Dionysus calling 'just talking' 'crazy talk' for the reference back to Venelana and Grayfia
FoolishlyReading
Hahahahhaa, Ares did God sanctify your cabin, hahaha that's hilarious.
Vortiboy27
Auntie Raiden? So he goes to Genshin soon?
Erick Myrthil
Me too. Now if only we could get some more Kunou chapters.
Hooshu
Holy fuck, I did not think this could get any better... then it fucking did. Fuck let's GOOOO
Travis cox
Could we get a few of these in a row? I would absolutely love seeing this continue to unfold
loyd
Athena wtf, Arachne I am a granddaughter of the biblical god
Vicente Huerta
God being based as always.
GoodGodISuck
When is kunou side story coming out?
Dracola
Big G flexing on the Greek gods for his grandchild
Vortiboy27
Slow? It might end up being turbo fast when she realizes the dad has multiple pantheons at his beck and call, not to mention he is a Campione.
MKJ
Athena. Did you mind fuck Jesus?? Holy. This has me laughing my ass off.
JRFG
Llevaba esperando este capitulo un buen tiempo y debo decir que no me decepcionó. Ahora va a ser caos con los nombres de los dioses que menciono. Nice job. I love this fic.
Asmond
That what the fuck from Ares was a great ending to the chapter.
MrMarauder
The *slow* realisation lmao. This hit her like a fastball to the face
Alec Loases
Ares asking Athena wtf must be such a reversal lol
ExodiaTheForbiddenOne
Fuckin big g doesn’t know wtf is going on but he’s supporting his grand baby
ExodiaTheForbiddenOne
AHAHAHAHAHA
Peter K
AMAZING
TihsIsMe
Same
blake anderson
This version of God sounds like he's laughing. He sounds like he's doing a little trolling.
Fallen Hunter
I cheered at this coming out also first
