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Character - Eddie
🕑 Added 2025-07-30 01:57:14 +0000 UTCEddie isn't really interested in committing to the whole "oooh spooky ghost" schtick that many ghosts seems to enjoy. He's fairly friendly, and even works for hire as a furniture conjuror for people who somehow managed to "lose" all their chairs and couches after their appetite got out of control. His haunted house (well more like apartment) often gets visitors. Many just hear about the ghost living there and are just curious to learn more about them, and some even offer themselves up as a meal, wanting to experience just what it's like to be phantom fat!
Not every visitor is look upon so kindly by Eddie. He cannot stand the so called "ghost hunters" the ones who just break into his home and film everything, gawking at how "spooky" his ottoman is. He makes sure to hold onto them for as long as he can, and to make sure that all of their footage is churned along with them.
But even worse than the ghost hunters are the ghost gourmets, those who love to dine on spectral snacks. Eddie has spent quite a few nights haunting the rear of some glutton who slurped his soul. It's not so bad though, being turned into fat reminds him of his time as a grayman when he first entered Loam, before he chose his form.
