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MY ROOMMATE IS WAY TOO... - Chapter 05
🕑 Added 2024-02-17 11:00:02 +0000 UTC
Chapter 5: Way too steamy
What was I getting myself into, walking towards the sauna, alongside two shameless jocks?!
This could only end badly… or very well, maybe?
No, I could not even let myself think about that.
I would get a hard-on in no time and I could ruin the trust that I had built with the sexiest roommate I had ever had.
“Let’s get to the showers quickly before going inside the sauna.” Samuel instructed.
I was following them without really processing things.
Me, the awkward gay guy, being invited to get naked with two straight adonises, that was surreal, like a long-running fantasy come to life.
Yet, before my amazed eyes, Samuel pulled down the waistbands of his tight and wet compression shorts, struggled a little bit with them, but managed to unglue the pair of shorts from his bare ass to take it off.
Kurt, standing right next to him, did the same, copying the moves of his mentor and revealing a smoother but smaller white bum.
To be fair, Samuel was carrying a big muscular dump truck of an ass and it was hard to compete.
I was standing behind them, sweating in my shorts and tank top from the cardio session. I could not bring myself to get naked in their presence. My body looked ridiculous in comparison to theirs.
I had to undress, though.
This was shower time and, in this gym, - at the very least, in this private area of the gym dedicated to VIP members and staff -, it was all happening in the open.
There were five shower-heads hanging from the ceiling, not separated by any wall nor drape, in a small room adjacent to the sauna cabins.
The showers were facing large mirrors and sinks, there was nowhere to hide.
Samuel and Kurt had already taken place under side-by-side shower-heads when I was only starting to peel my tank-top off.
Thankfully, the nerves preserved me from getting my dick too stiffed (at the very least, thus far).
I was only seeing their backs but I was imagining wild things already.
Samuel looked gorgeous as always, but seeing him chatting and horsing around with Kurt was even more enticing.
I was not naked yet that Samuel was already doing the “soap” prank, letting the bar of soap that he was using falling at his mate’s feet and asking Kurt to pick it up.
“Come on, bro, help your boy out!”
Kurt laughed but refused to do it and Sam spanked his ass playfully.
“Mate!” Kurt giggled, visibly flustered.
“Just kiddin’, bro!”
Samuel bent over himself to get the soap.
I got a glimpse of his hairy ass-crack and pinkish asshole. His floppy dick dangled between his legs.
Woof!
I tried to ignore the elephant(s) in the room and I went under my own shower-head, on the other side of the room.
I was feeling very self-conscious about my own nudity even though the guys were acting as if I was not there.
It was very usual for them, they were probably using those showers three times a day, and Kurt had already confessed to me that he had caught Samuel jerking off right in the open more times than he could count.
Talking of which, I did not want to be caught staring, but from where I stood, it seemed like Samuel was sporting a good semi.
Although, it was hard to tell because his cock was large enough as it was, even in its flaccid state.
I could not help myself from looking at Kurt’s goods either.
Contrary to Sam, it was the first time I was seeing him naked and, - sue me -, I was curious.
As if this was a sick running-gag, it turned out that even down to his genitals, Kurt was the exact replica of Sam, except for a couple inches less.
He was uncut as well, with a large amount of foreskin to play with, and he was following the same trimming pattern as his mentor. The dude was clearly taking care of his bush but his balls were hairy and he had kept some of his pubic hair.
Yummy set of junks if I do say so myself.
Once again though, he was suffering from the direct comparison with Samuel who had the most beautiful cock I had ever seen.
Still, naked and wet Kurt looked like a model straight out of a softcore porn magazine.
For the most part, I turned my back on them, and only allowed myself a few glances when they were chatting among themselves.
I did not want to be seen as the pervert who would take advantage of the situation to check out my new friends.
Also, I was scared shitless to get a hard-on and already, I was walking on a fine line, feeling my semi coming up.
“I told you that my roomie had nice glutes!” Samuel commented behind me.
Shit.
I was not expecting them to be the one staring at me, and even less so, reviewing my body!
“Damn, and he’s really not squatting that much? Some dudes are naturally born with fat bums. That’s not fair.” Kurt reacted.
“Maybe that’s a gay thing.” Sam added.
They both laughed.
Every trauma from my highschool years came back to me in a second.
Were they making fun of me? Damn. I should have never trusted that a gym with straight dudes could be a safe place.
“I guess that means you’re pretty gay yourself, bro.” Kurt teased Sam about his fat ass.
I was not facing them, - I pretended to be fascinated by the tiles on the wall in front of me -, but I heard a slap and some more laughter.
Sam was not intimidated one bit by his mate’s comment.
“What can I say, man? I can grow my muscles bigger than yours! I guess you just have to work harder.”
“Bullshit. I exercise way more than you do and I…”
“You’re still looking like a shrimp compared to me!”
“Shut up, dude. I’m getting there.”
Sam spanked his mate’s ass one more time it seemed like.
I did not dare to turn around.
“I’ll grant you that, Kurt, some parts of our bodies owe more to the genetic lottery than others. Look, I’ve been blessed with a massive cock between my legs and Mother Nature assigned you a little wiener! Nothing you can do about it.”
I surprised myself by smiling.
Maybe they were not making fun of me after all?
Was that it, the “locker-rooms’ banters” between guys that I had never really taken part in? The teammates teasing each other, not a big deal nor a reason to take it personally.
“Fuck you, Sam. My dick is way bigger than average!”
“Oh really?”
“Yeah, you’ve been given a damn white anaconda for a dick, you’re the one who’s a freak! Not the other way around.”
More laughter ensued.
Hearing them talking about their respective manhood was like torture.
I knew for sure that my cock was smaller than Kurt’s, - even if, as he had said about himself, I was larger than the average joe -, but even more embarrassing in this case, I was also clearly excited and I really did not want them to notice…
Thankfully, they did not push it.
Seeing that I was not reacting to their jokes, they kept on making fun of each other but did not bother me.
That was another thing that I appreciated with Sam.
He was careless with most things and could make me uncomfortable, but he would never go out of his way to purposely embarrass me.
For instance, he did ask if I was fine with him wandering around the apartment naked a couple of times. If I had told him to stop, I am sure he would have made an effort, but of course, I had told him that I was very fine with him getting comfortable in his own home.
Shower time was over anyway and I wrapped myself into a towel as discreetly as I could although the mirrors were not leaving me much chance to have any sort of intimacy.
That was fine, they could glance at my cock, - I had been looking at theirs as much as I could -, I was simply preferring not to be the centre of attention.
I should not have been too worried about this since Kurt and Samuel were more than happy to be noticed themselves.
It was like they were competing to be the most outrageous they could be about their nudity.
All eyes had to be on them!
None of them considered wrapping themselves in a towel for the sauna and when one was doing the helicopter with his cock to make us laugh (Samuel), the other was responding by hiding his cock behind his thighs and pretending that he had a pussy (Kurt).
As for me, I was just enjoying the show.
I laughed with them and we finally got inside the steam room.
“Steam” was an appropriate name for it as it took about a minute for my eyes to get accustomed to the cabin.
It was so steamy at first that I could not see much and I bumped into the bench.
I did not think the room would be that small. In fact, there was only room for about four people, maybe five at most, and only if everyone was sitting very closely next to each other.
The smallest bench was right beside the door, and the larger one, - in which I had just bumped myself -, was in front of it.
I was so confused that I made a wrong move and brushed Kurt’s cock inadvertently.
“Wow, man, that’s the family jewels you’re grabbing there!” He joked.
“I… I didn’t mean to!” I immediately explained myself.
“Relax, man.” Sam slapped my ass, covered by the towel. “This is a sauna room, we’re here to sweat and to chill.”
“I know…”
“You’re way too stressed, roomie.”
Sam sat on the bench next to the door, and Kurt sat on the one in the front.
I had no other choice but to sit in the middle of them, Kurt being on my right on the larger bench, and Sam sitting sideway across for me, our bare feet even touching.
As soon as we took place, we naturally fell silent.
Samuel set up a fifteen minutes timer.
I had not been in a sauna for so long, I did not remember how much a session was supposed to last but I trusted Sam’s judgement.
I shut my eyes, tried to relax, and I leaned my head against the wall behind me. The heat was hitting me just right.
I am not too sure for how long this moment of peace lasted, but I felt the benefits rather quickly.
As the sweat was dripping off from my skin, it was like all my concerns were leaving my body simultaneously.
I was thinking that I was silly for worrying this much about everything. I should definitely take some pages out of Sam’s book and learn to go with the flow. He did not give a fuck about being himself, showing his body… He seemed at ease in any situation.
Of course, he was looking like a Greek God so it may have been easier to do so, but as I mentioned before, his confidence was equally important as his looks when it came to his hotness.
Cocky is definitely sexy.
It was Kurt who broke the silence first and made me open back my eyes.
“Big boobies was looking very good today…” He commented, mindlessly.
“Ah! You noticed that too.” Sam replied. “She was looking horny and her friend even more. I’m sure I’ll have some DMs to check tonight.”
“Big boobies?” I asked with a genuine laugh. “Seriously, guys?”
The worst part was that I knew exactly who they were referring to.
There was this girl during the class who was wearing the most insane cleavage for a gym session and who had brought one of her girlfriends with her.
She was also one of the most vocals about how “hot” the trainers were.
“She blew me in the restrooms last week and stroked my cock with her big boobies.” Sam explained.
“Tits-job!” Kurt exclaimed.
“I nutted right on her big titties! Frankly, I don’t even remember her name… That’s bad.” Sam recognized.
We all laughed about it.
“So, you’re fucking with all of your clients?” I asked.
“Not all of them!” Kurt said. “Only the hot ones.”
“I take some uglies too. Every woman deserves a good-hard-dicking once in a while.” Sam joked.
“Don’t pretend you could have anyone you’d want. The girl from Sunday nexted you, right? She left you with blue balls.” I snapped back to Sam.
Cockiness is nice but sometimes, you still need to bring someone back to Earth.
Sam did not seem offended at all.
“Fair… Damn, she was a horny bitch as well! A real cunt though.”
That was the moment when I realized that Samuel was not only talking about the girls he would fuck, he was also very much getting in the mood, fondling with his hardening XXL cock.
The so-called “white anaconda” was rising in the corner of my eyes.
A quick glance on my right showed me that Kurt was not at this stage of excitement yet, but since he had caught that Samuel was starting to play with himself, he grabbed his cock as well.
There was not one thing Sam would do that Kurt would not try to imitate immediately.
This was almost comical by this point, although, in this particular instant, it was hot as fuck!
I swallowed my saliva. My own cock was definitely reacting underneath the towel. Pearls of sweat were mixing with droplets of precum.
The temperature was so damn high in this cabin!
The conversation kept on going between the guys, mostly revolving around the description of the girls attending the beginners class’ leggings and how some of them were showcasing beautiful bums while some others were just meh.
“Fat or not, young or old, you know I’d get that ass anyway.” Sam chuckled.
“You’re a dog, mate.”
“You’ve got your spelling wrong, Kurt.”
“What?”
“Reverse it and I’m a God. I mean, look at that cock, chicks are lining up for a taste of that prick.”
He was talking to Kurt but I looked at Sam’s crotch as well.
I mean, he was inviting us to check him out! What else was I supposed to do?!
And damn, I definitely could see where his confidence was coming from. This man did not have a dick, he had a piece of art between his legs, that glorious thing was standing tall and strong against his eight-pack abs.
He was openly stroking himself at this point.
I do not think that I had ever encountered such a literal manifestation of “Big Dick Energy” before that day.
“Hide that weapon, you’re gonna hit someone in the eye!” Kurt joked.
“Pretty hard to contain, bro… What do you think, Oliver?”
Oh fuck, that was my turn to speak but honestly, I was pretty speechless confronted to the monster-cock.
“Good question, mate.” Kurt put his hand on my thigh.
It was like getting an electric shock.
Sam spat on his rod to make it slimy.
“How does it compare to the cocks you’ve seen when you hook up with guys?” Sam inquired.
“Or with pornstars? I’m generally more focused on the pussies but those guys are packing big guns.” Kurt added.
“I… I guess that… I mean…”
I stammered as I searched for my words.
Samuel had the most gorgeous cock I had ever seen, whether in porn or in real life. It was massive, veiny, looked super hard right in this moment, dripping with precum, uncut… But I could not say any of that… Or could I?
They were asking for my expert opinion after all.
“Looks like the man is hypnotized!” Kurt remarked, being way too close to the truth.
I was even more embarrassed now.
“Oh really? I should take it as a compliment then.” Sam winked at me.
“I’m not… I’m not hypnotized… But like… You know that you have a great dick.” I ended up saying.
“Thanks buddy, I’ll take the compliment.”
Both guys chuckled, Sam extended his legs meaning that they were fully overlapping with mines now, and he resumed his jacking-off session.
On my right, Kurt had shut his eyes and was furiously jerking-off as well.
They were too sexy for my own good.
“I think I’m gonna nut quickly. I have to go to the oversee the main gym anyway… I should already be there actually.” Sam explained.
“Nut in here?!” I gasped.
He smiled largely at me.
“What do you think, dude, that we’d be the first ones to bust a load in this room?! You’re probably sitting down in a puddle of cum as we speak! This place is practically a cum dumpster!”
As he said that, my dick stirred up one time too many and the towel slipped from my legs.
“Looks like you’re pretty ready to cum as well!” Kurt told me, wrapping his arm around my neck in a friendly manner.
“Stroke that sausage, roomie! It’ll help you relax. You did good during class earlier, you deserve this. Hmmm…”
I could not believe how cool they were about it.
It was just like I was one of their bros.
Three relaxed dudes, stroking their meat together and having a laugh about it. What should that be a big deal?
Kurt and Samuel seemed to be shutting their eyes from times to times, probably picturing the pussies they were talking about so much, but I was no longer missing a thing.
By this point, I was staring at them shamelessly and wanking-off at their pace.
They knew that I was gay, they knew I was finding them hot, and they let me have my eye candy anyway.
That was what I called having good straight friends!
“I’d defo say yes to a tit-job right now… Hmm…” Sam whispered.
“Oh yeah?”
“Fuck yes, or even a nicely done hand-job. My wrists are getting tired.”
I felt myself blushing.
Was this an invitation!? I could help him for sure!
“I’m all for a blowjob.” Kurt specified.
“Yes, a real sloppy one… Hmmm… Make her gag on my big cock…”
I was not sure what was hotter: the fapping sounds of their hands against their sweaty balls or their constant dirty-talking and moaning.
Or maybe it was just the sight of their enlarged cocks dripping with precum which was turning me on so bad.
Either way, I was getting close to orgasm and the constant foot rubbing I was receiving from Samuel, - I do not think that he even noticed what he was doing to me -, was definitely not helping me stay collected.
I was mesmerized by Samuel using his two hands to cover most (but incredibly, not all) of his huge dick when suddenly…
“BEEP BEEP BEEP”
I jumped.
“Fucking timer. Been 15 minutes since we’ve been here.” Sam announced.
“Shit. Guess we gotta go.” Kurt stood up.
“Yeap, in all senses of the word.”
Sam stood up as well and I thought this was the end of our little adventure but instead of leaving, the two personal trainers turned towards me.
I was still sitting so they looked like giants.
What the fuck were they doing with their big hard throbbing cocks twitching so close to my face?!
It was like two guns aiming right between my eyes.
Good Lord, I have to admit, in this instant, I wanted to get shot with their bullets!
Unfortunately, Samuel moved his cock a little bit on the side to target the wall on my left. And unsurprisingly, Kurt did the exact same thing, only aiming at my right.
“Old habit.” Sam told me with a wink as he was about to paint the wall white.
“I’m coming…” Kurt moaned.
“Yes… Hmmm… So am I… Fuck… I think it’s going to be a good one…”
Simultaneously, I saw two huge volleys of cum, flying from each respective shiny cockhead on my sides, both loads hitting the wall right next to me.
“Hmmmm… Yes…”
My mouth semi-opened in shock but that was not my sole reaction.
I jizzed instantly as well, and just like that, three horny dudes were emptying themselves in the public sauna.
There were some splashes and some undeniable friendly fire as the guys were busting their creamy loads so close to my face.
I felt some warm splatters hitting my cheek from both sides.
Wow.
I felt like I was blessed.
Samuel’s cum was exactly as I had imagined it: very thick, plain white and gooey, and most of all, there was so much of it! His dick was like an unstoppable geyser of sperm.
This man really was a God.
A Sex-God but a God nonetheless.
Not to toot my own horn but I came a lot as well.
My stomach was drenched with my jizz and I had even hit my own chin which made Samuel and Kurt laughed a lot shortly afterwards.
“Shower’s not an option for you, mate, it’s a must! You’re soaked in juice.” Sam told me.
“Unless you were trying to get yourself a free beauty mask!”
“If that’s so, you should have asked for our help! I always have a lot of beauty cream in my tank!” Samuel even said, provoking me one last time, grabbing his empty balls. “I’m a skin-care specialist!”
We left the sauna, their cum dripping on the walls behind me, effectively forming a filthy puddle as it was reaching the bench.
I had not believed that Samuel’s earlier comment was so literal!
“Guys, you’re not cleaning that up?” I asked them.
Maybe I was the naïve one after all…
“Who cares? It’s just cum and with the temperature in the sauna, it will dry and clean itself in no time. There’s someone who comes every night to sanitize the rooms anyway.”
“The things he must be seeing in there!”
The two bros joked again but then, they had to run to the main gym as Angelo was already on their backs for being late.
They left me behind in the locker-room, pretty disoriented but God damn happy to have made the trip to the gym that afternoon.
Samuel had not lied; I had thoroughly enjoyed the session.
I licked my lips… Some cum was coating on it… But was it just mine? I hoped not.
Comments
memo2dt
I love how carefree they are. Samuel may be the God, but I want to see Kurt and Oliver together
Arnold Stone
Oh my God, that was hotter than a sauna could be!
