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The(O) Condition - Chapter 02
🕑 Added 2025-08-17 10:00:06 +0000 UTCTHE(O) CONDITION
Chapter 2: Theo's secret
The first afternoon in our dorm was rather chill.
Theo acted as if we had known each other for years.
He was laid-back and treated me like an old buddy of his, which made things easier.
No awkward conversations, no getting-to-know each other phase, it was like we had been sharing a room for years.
After showering, Theo lay in bed with his headphones on, scrolling through his phone.
I did my best not to stare at his exposed bare chest or his tempting crotch, and I got a few things ready for my first classes the next day.
I put my Speedos in a gym bag under my bed for the upcoming diving practice. We would be given official swimwear to compete in, but we had not received them yet.
The window was open, but the room was still hot and humid.
Maybe that’s why Theo returned to the bathroom and took yet another shower.
It seemed strange to me to go in there twice in just a couple of hours, but I did not want to be nosy.
At 7 p.m., he came back to the bedroom and said he was going out to get something to eat.
“Wanna come with me?” He asked, his hand sliding into his briefs.
I did my best to ignore that.
“Sure. Any specific craving?”
“I have many cravings, buddy, but when it comes to food, let’s just find something as we walk around.”
Theo had a way of making me flustered, unlike anyone else before him.
In any case, I figured I should get along with my roommate, so I followed him (and his big fat ass).
Before we went out, Theo did put on some clothes.
Nothing too modest, though. He wore a white tank top (always super tight) and a pair of loose shorts.
He kept adjusting his boxer briefs underneath. He seemed bothered and I would not have been surprised if he was the type to go commando most of the time.
On weekdays, we had the option of eating lunch in the large cafeteria situated in the middle of the campus, near to where most classes were taught.
A company contracted by GoonninDale Academy would prepare healthy meals, which would allow us to eat well at lower costs.
However, we had to take care of our own food for dinner and on the weekends.
Theo and I had a small refrigerator in our room, but we hadn’t had time to stock it yet, so we decided to eat at a fast-food restaurant our first night there.
We would have to diet soon enough.
The campus had a few options, and we went for tacos.
You could definitely feel the first-day-of-school vibe with lost freshmen everywhere, older students ready to party, and a few couples meeting up after being apart for the summer.
Just like when I had first walked around the campus, I noticed that many of the guys were not wearing tops.
At GoonninDale, the vibe was more "beachwear" than "university attire." Theo was almost modest compared to some of these hunks.
That being said, being shirtless in the Nevada Desert, even after 8 p.m., seemed like the only proper way to be.
It was so fucking hot.
Theo was in his element, talking with people he did not know, and already joking with a few guys he had met the day before.
While we were eating, he could not stop flirting with a (rare) group of girls sitting at the next table.
They giggled, but nothing more came of it.
Even in public, it seemed like Theo could not keep his hands out of his shorts.
He was shameless about it as we walked back to the dorms, and he was lucky that most students at GoonninDale were just as carefree as he was.
I hoped that I would get to that point as well; I did not want to be the odd man out.
“Don’t you want to explore a little more? Meet some people?” Theo suggested.
I had traveled a long way to get here on time, and my first class was early the next morning.
“I think I'll go to bed early tonight, but I don't want to be a buzzkill. Just go have fun without me.”
“Nah, I already checked out the scene yesterday, and I have an early start tomorrow as well. The only downside to this place is the severe lack of girls.”
“There are a few…”
“Yeah, just a few, though. Anyway, we'll hang out at the dorm tonight. That’s fine.”
I smiled awkwardly.
The second we were inside; Theo ran to our bathroom.
Again!
Maybe he was sick? Like, really bad diarrhea? But why would he have gone to a taco restaurant if he had not felt well since the afternoon?
It was definitely strange though, because now that I was paying attention, I could not even hear the shower running.
What the hell was he doing in there?
I could imagine many things.
Theo seemed like the typical cool, cocky alpha guy, but there was something off about him.
He was hiding something.
About fifteen minutes later, he emerged from the bathroom with a gray towel loosely tied around his impressive waist.
The towel was too small and seemed ready to snap at any time due to his large hips.
Speaking of which, his thighs were on full display.
That was nice to look at.
Theo lay on top of his comforter in bed and grabbed his Switch to play some video games. He told me he was a big fan of the old-school stuff like Super Mario Bros and Metroid.
In this revealing outfit, it was hard not to check him out, and after a while, I went to the bathroom so I would not have to try so hard not to steal glances.
I did not want to be a weirdo on night one.
Wow.
I had to take a minute once I walked in.
The sweaty manly scent was even more intense there than it was in our bedroom!
Since we did not have a laundry basket, Theo had thrown his clothes, including his dirty socks and underwear, in a corner of the room.
Without a doubt, the musky smell was coming from those items.
I did not dare to take a closer look… or a deeper whiff.
I hopped in the shower and tried to keep a cool head, despite my growing erection.
It mostly worked. I had to learn to act normal around my new roommate.
When I returned to the room, I was more collected, but the gray towel was now on the floor and Theo was partially covered by a thin sheet.
That could only mean one thing: he was stark naked!
Phew.
Seeing his hairy feet, ankles, and part of his legs sticking out from under the covers was hot enough. Most of his muscular chest was also exposed above the sheet.
Theo had his headphones on and seemed to be watching TV or YouTube videos on his phone.
After a brief moment, he stared back at me and took his headphones off. He seemed perplexed.
“You're serious?” He asked with a grin.
“What?”
“Bro, we gotta establish some kind of rules in this place.”
“Did I do something wrong?”
I hoped he hadn’t caught me glancing at him too much.
Otherwise, it was rich of him to complain about anything, considering how he left his filthy underwear on the floor, his towel in the middle of our bedroom, and spent half the afternoon and the evening in the shared bathroom.
“I'm talking about the way you dress, buddy. We’re not in kindergarten anymore. You don’t need to wear pajamas in the room, especially since it feels like a wet sauna in here!”
Indeed, the air was warm and damp.
But whose fault was that?! Not mine!
“I just…”
“Are you shy or something? You’re a diver! You must have a tight, muscular body. I bet you look good.”
“Well, it's tighter than it’s muscular… Especially compared to yours.”
I was more self-conscious about my hairless skin now that I knew how much Theo was proud of the so-called carpet running down his own body.
He looked so manly.
“I definitely look good; I can give you that.” Theo smirked and of course he had to flex.
“Cut it out, man.”
“But who gives a shit? We are who we are! There's nothing we can do about it. No need to be a prude!”
“I guess.”
“Take off those stupid pajamas.”
His tone threw me off. It felt like an order.
And I obeyed.
The weirdest part was how Theo put his phone aside, sat up straight, and stared right at me while I took off my top, followed by my bottom.
It was almost like giving a private striptease.
Thank goodness, I was wearing loose underwear.
“There. Happy?”
He grinned at me.
“No need to be snarky. I'm doing this for you, bro. I don't want you to be burning up. And since I'm not too modest myself, it'd be weird if I were the only one naked around here.”
He laughed and pulled the sheet down just a little lower to prove his point.
He revealed his bushy pubic hair, the tops of his thighs, his groin, and—God—the base of what looked like a very girthy cock.
I knew he was most likely naked, but seeing it for real was something else.
I felt a tingling sensation in my belly and my balls. My cock stirred up all over again.
I hurried in my bed to hide the growing erection.
“I… I don’t mind you being naked anyway.” I spoke.
“I bet you don't, little diver!”
He winked at me and I smiled like a teenage girl.
We chatted casually for a little while. I wondered if anything else was going to happen, but he eventually put his headphones back on and returned to his YouTube video.
Whatever it was, I could see that a girl seemed to be shaking her bubble butt in a thong on his screen.
I lay on my bed, feeling overwhelmed.
The night was not over, though.
About an hour later, as I was trying to fall asleep, I heard movement beside me.
The dorm room had grown dark, so I could barely see, but I could have sworn that Theo was masturbating.
No, I was certain!
The back-and-forth motions became more and more obvious—and exciting.
I could clearly hear the fapping noises. Heavy. Loud. Deliciously wet. Was he using lube? Or was it spit, or precum?
Holy shit! Theo was jerking off his meat right there, just a few feet away from me!
He was also moaning softly with his eyes closed, fully engrossed in the task at hand.
My own cock hardened under the sheet, but I was not as comfortable as he was.
As pathetic as it sounds, this was probably the most erotic thing that had ever happened to me in my entire life.
Believe me, I had not felt that aroused when I went to third base with Laura!
My heart raced in my chest as I listened carefully.
It lasted for about ten minutes—intense pumping at a steady pace, until suddenly, Theo’s moans grew louder and he let out a final sigh.
I shut my eyes when I heard him move around.
He had just ejaculated.
So close to me.
And only then did I connect the dots.
The scent that had been filling our room since I had arrived— It was cum!
It had to be!
It was a strong, distinctive odor, and I could smell it even more when he got up behind me and walked to the bathroom.
I only looked back toward his bed once he was gone.
There was no used tissue, but traces of his deed remained. I saw something dripping down the wall right behind his bed.
Droplets, many of them.
Judging by the scent and the new painting on the wall, he must have ejaculated a lot. He had probably been saving those loads for a while.
Now I was confused.
Why did it smell like spunk ever since I first set foot inside that room?
Theo came back less than a minute later. He did not acknowledge me at all (why would he have?) so, I kept my eyes half open to take a peek.
I caught a glimpse of his massive cock, bouncing between his hairy thighs as he jumped back into his bed.
That would keep me awake (and horny) for a while.
I wanted to jerk off too, but something was stopping me. I was not in my usual bed or setting; I was too nervous.
Heck, I was too uptight, probably.
Also, would it be too pervy to masturbate to my roommate?
That did not seem okay when I had just met him. He was allowed his privacy.
Trust me, Theo would end up loosening me up eventually, but we are not there yet…
*
Much later that night, after I had fallen asleep, I woke up to find Theo in the bathroom once more.
He spent all his time in there it seemed like, even at 4 a.m.!
This time, the shower was running but that made the whole thing even more curious.
A pee break in the middle of the night made sense, but a shower?
The biggest mystery became how he always smelled like a sweaty athlete after an intense training session, even though he took five showers a day!?
I had the beginning of an answer when it was my turn to use the bathroom the next morning, only four hours later.
I went right after him because of course, Theo had to return there immediately as he woke up.
There was definitely a secret to uncover here!
My new roommate came back shirtless, wearing brown shorts and looking for a tank top to wear to class.
I took his spot in the shower, and once again, the familiar intoxicating scent filled my nostrils. Strongly.
But that was not all.
As the water started running, I noticed something on the gray wall tiles.
I saw the mess right away, but I simply could not believe my own eyes.
I took a step back to examine it fully— my hands slightly shaking, my dick irresistibly rising.
Several lines of creamy cum were dripping down the wall to the inside of the shower. There was so much of it, it looked like a dozen ejaculations, at least!
Surely there was a reasonable explanation. It must have been milk, right?
The odor and texture, though, there was no doubt—this could not be milk.
Why would there be milk in the bathroom anyway?
I was flabbergasted and I did not know how to react.
How was there so much cum?! And how was it not cleaned up?!
It had to be a prank!
Was Theo about to walk in the bathroom—we had no lock on the door—with his phone in his hand?
“Gotcha roomie!”
Or maybe he was about to film my reaction for a TikTok when I came out?
The only thing that made sense to me was to check it out. I had to be sure.
I picked up some of the mysterious thick liquid with my index finger and feverishly brought it to my lips. It was still somewhat warm.
I tasted it, and as it passed through my throat, my analysis was clear and definitive.
Nutritious, thick, rich loads of cum—with a strong odor and an even stronger taste—were running down the wall. And were now inside my throat!
“Oh my God.” I muttered.
After last night, Theo could not possibly have that much sperm left in his balls.
And even if he had not ejaculated in days, who could jizz like this?
Certainly not me!
I had to taste more.
Just to be absolutely certain.
Soon enough, I found myself kneeling down and licking the walls like a dog.
I was horny, too.
What the hell was wrong with me?
My dick hurt, so I started caressing it while I swallowed the rest of the cum on the tiles. I wanted every little bit inside of me.
As I kept licking, I slowly processed how much of it there was, and it became even more hard to believe.
Surely, some men had visited our dorm room in secret and they had all jizzed on that freaking wall! Maybe a hazing thing?
That was the only explanation I could think of.
Also, I must admit, I ended up very much appreciating the intense taste of my unexpected breakfast.
After just a few strokes of my dick, my own cum splattered the wall.
The portion coming from my balls was very significatively smaller, but it was still a creamy white mess!
Once I finished, I was buzzing.
It was hot as fuck, but also, what the hell!?
After showering, I cleaned up the remaining mess with water. I saw even more jizz on a spot next to the sink and on the tile floor.
This could not be.
I got out of the bathroom, ready to confront Theo about it, but he had already left for class.
It was probably better that way, because, knowing me, I would have backed down and simply stared at his crotch like a groupie.
His crotch. His massive bulge. I had caught a glimpse of his cock and balls the night before. And that huge amount of cum. It was all coming from those extra-large hairy balls.
It was all I could think about.
It was my first day of class—so many people to meet and so much information to process—but Theo was stuck in my mind.
And in other places of my body.
How much of his cum did I have in my stomach? Was it really his seed? All of it?
I had a spontaneous erection all morning just thinking about it.
Since we only shared a couple of classes, I did not think I would see him so soon.
After lunch, I walked down one of the long hallways, and there he was, literally running between the students.
Once again, his behavior left me perplexed.
I hurried my steps to follow him and caught Theo walking into one of the restrooms.
Either he had explosive diarrhea for real or there was something else going on.
I had to know more!
I might miss my next class, but I needed to find out my roommate’s secret.
I walked into the restroom, and he had already locked himself in a stall.
I tried to be discreet; I thought I could hear something.
No way.
Could that be the same back-and-forth motion I was hearing once again?
Were those moans? Fapping noises?!
Was he masturbating?
AGAIN?!
It was so wrong, but I looked for his feet under the stalls. I found his blue sneakers. I got closer.
How much of a creep would I be if I got down and looked?
What if someone came in?
I could easily get caught— Unless I used the stall directly on his left.
Trying not to make a sound, my hands shaking, and my heart bouncing in my chest, I opened the stall door and walked in.
I could see Theo’s sneakers and shorts wrapped around his ankles below the shared wall, but if I crouched down a little more, I could see more of his muscular legs.
If I crawled completely into my stall, maybe I could see even more of his hairy thighs, up to his crotch, and…
“Aaaah…”
That was definitely a moan!
I did not even have time to get on my knees before I saw a white rain pouring down the other side of the wall.
He was cumming again!
Right there, in the public restrooms!
There was an insane amount of semen, dripping all over the floor (keep in mind that from where I was, I could not even see the whole ejaculation).
I was stunned.
Shortly after, Theo grabbed the waistband of his shorts and pulled them back up. I could only see as far as the upper part of his legs.
Then he got out, leaving the evidence of his crime behind him.
As soon as I heard him leave—and he left quickly, he did not even wash his hands, the dirty boy—I got out of my stall and walked into his.
I was losing my mind.
There was jizz everywhere: on the floor, on the toilet seat, and dripping on the wall.
Not only was it incredible to cum that much, but to leave all that filth behind— sorry for the pun, but that took huge balls!
Who would do something like that?
I know this sounds wrong, but part of me wanted to get down on the floor and clean up the mess myself.
I saw myself licking and swallowing everything up.
Just then, though, some guy walked in.
Would I really have done it if I had been alone?
That shall remain forever unclear.
All I know is that I felt incredibly self-conscious standing in a stall literally full of fresh cum.
It smelled fucking strong, meaning that I had to get away from there before the other guy got out of his own stall or someone else walked in.
I could not be caught in this position on my first day of class!
I ran away, my heart racing and my mind reeling, but just when I thought I had escaped any potential embarrassment, there was one last surprise in store for me.
“I thought I heard someone.”
“Ah.”
Theo was waiting for me in the hallway. His arms were crossed and he did not look happy.
“I knew there was a lurker in the other stall!”
“Theo, I didn't…”
“I think we need to talk, bro.”
Comments
J V
Definitely getting some Franck vibes from Theo.
Aaron
Dayum lol. "Nutritious" is diabolical
