Bridget_drkW
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The Scale
🕑 Added 2024-01-25 03:53:12 +0000 UTCIt's seriously soooo stupid that we have to register our toys now. Seriously...why would anyone care if a girl's tiny is too little? Too bad my scale can't pick up boys as little and cute as you by themselves. But oh! oh! Wait! My tit weighs 6.2kg! Random fact, I know...but you know what that means? It means I can just weigh my boob AND you at the same time and take the difference to find out how much you weigh. I'm a friggin genius!
Stop moving so much and sit still under there! You've spent hours between my boobs so I know you can go a few seconds underneath one of them. Calm down...let the scale register our combined weight.
...shoot! The scale's only picking up my boob. That means I'm gonna have to buy a more sensitive scale in order to get you registered. You're lucky you're cute...
