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Chapter 215: Shop Refresh, and a Return to the East Blue
🕑 Added 2025-09-27 13:03:13 +0000 UTCChapter 215: Shop Refresh, and a Return to the East Blue
New World.
On a sea shrouded in clouds and a light, misty rain, The Curtain Call sailed on as usual.
"3.2 billion Belly, huh?"
Shane lay back in his deck chair, a look of mild surprise on his face as he read the newspaper Nami had just brought him. Another nice jump. Breaking the three-billion mark meant that in the eyes of the World Government, he had finally, officially, crossed the threshold into the realm of the Yonko.
Funny... he hadn't even planned on fighting during his trip to Whole Cake Island. He'd just wanted to have some tea, chat a bit, and enjoy the scenery. Kaido showing up had been a complete coincidence, but it had certainly drawn a lot of attention. He was probably a little disappointed that neither of them had died.
Speaking of disappointments, Shane glanced at the information log on his system panel.
[You have sacrificed Stussy's lipstick. You have gained 1200 points.]
At the Tea Party, he'd completely emptied her purse. The rest was junk, but he'd kept this special lipstick. It was made of Sea-Prism Stone, a weapon disguised as a cosmetic. He remembered her using it to take down a certain leopard-man in the Egghead arc. As expected, the little tube was worth over a thousand points, far more than the items he'd lifted from the other underworld emperors.
But it was nothing compared to Big Mom herself—
[You have sacrificed Charlotte Linlin's Homie, Zeus. You have gained 4000 points.]
That was 5200 points right there. The other miscellaneous loot from the Tea Party guests added another 2100. His original 64,200 points had jumped to a very comfortable 71,500.
And when you're rich, you shop.
It had been three days since they'd left Whole Cake Island, and a new month had begun. The Trade Market should have refreshed last night.
Pretending to read the paper, Shane opened the market page, crossed his legs, and began to browse, sipping a sugar-free cola.
...
[Hull Strength Upgrade Scroll]
[Type: Consumable]
[Price: 5000 Points]
[Description: A wondrous item from the world of Assassin's Creed Odyssey. When used, it will comprehensively upgrade the strength of your ship, with a particular focus on defense and durability.]
[Seller's Note: This world is so boring. I'm so sick of clearing out forts.]
Oh? Shane's eyes lit up. The very first item was a good one. The Curtain Call had been with them since the East Blue. It was built from the Treasure Tree Adam, and Iceburg had given it a complete overhaul in Water 7. It was still more than capable of handling the dangers of the New World. But... no one ever complained about having a better ship.
Must buy! Next!
...
[Upgraded Marauder's Map]
[Type: Special Item]
[Price: 8000 Points]
[Description: A wondrous magical item from the world of Hogwarts. When opened, it displays the real-time location and movement of all living beings in the immediate vicinity, labeled with their names.]
[Upgraded Feature: For 2000 points, you can input a specific name and search for that person's approximate location anywhere in the world.]
[Seller's Note: The trio finally started school today, I'm so happy... wait, why is Hermione black?!]
Find anyone in the world just by knowing their name? Shane's mind raced. The standard map was useless to him; his Observation Haki was far superior. But this upgraded version... it was the ultimate tracking device. He had to find a certain old man on his trip back home. This would save him a lot of trouble.
Into the cart! Next!
...
[Bulma's Motorcycle Capsule]
[Type: Vehicle]
[Price: 700 Points]
[Description: A technological marvel from the world of Dragon Ball. Contains a high-performance hover-motorcycle that can be instantly deployed. Equipped with an anti-gravity engine, it can reach speeds of up to 300 km/h and can traverse various terrains, including desert, mountains, and water.]
[Max battery life of 48 hours. Automatically recharges when returned to the capsule.]
[Seller's Note: Why am I so salty about my pirate-world counterpart? Because for the last three months, eight out of the ten items in my shop have been his! Do you understand my pain?!]
So what? Shane snorted. His items were all top-quality. This guy should consider himself lucky. I get your stuff all the time, too. It's fair.
As for the motorcycle... "It can ride on water? That's actually pretty useful." Shane stroked his chin. Fine. He was in a generous mood. 700 points was nothing to him now. And it would be a perfect birthday present for Smoker. The old biker would love it.
...
[APTX4869]
[Type: Medicine]
[Price: 3000 Points]
[Description: A mysterious drug from the world of Detective Conan. Developed by the Black Organization's "Sherry," aka Ai Haibara. Originally a lethal poison, but in rare cases, it shrinks the user's body to that of a child while retaining their memories and intellect.]
Useless. It was a poison to ordinary people, but to the monsters of this world? Not to mention, poisoning people wasn't his style.
Next!
...
[Infinite American Cockroaches]
[Type: Consumable]
[Price: 2000 Points]
[Description: Upon purchase, you will receive 1000 flying American cockroaches. The supply will be replenished to 1000 the next day, regardless of how many are consumed.]
[Seller's Note: Nothing more healing than coming home from work to have cute, twin-tailed girls fly into your face for a hug.]
Shane: "?"
If he could punch people through the internet, this guy would be getting a Galaxy Impact. What kind of person sells this?!
Next!
...
After scrolling through several pages of junk, he had almost given up hope. But the very last item...
[The Show Stopper Technique Manual]
[Type: Training Manual]
[Price: 6500 Points]
[Description: The ultimate fighting technique from the world of League of Legends. Created by "The Boss," Sett. When mastered, allows the user to grab a target, leap high into the air, and slam them into the ground, dealing massive area-of-effect damage to nearby enemies.]
[Larger enemies will take more damage and cause a larger area of effect.]
[Note: To my ma...]
Perfect! It was a brawling technique, right up his alley. And in a world full of giants, it was practically tailor-made for him.
He quickly checked out. His total spending was 20,200 points, leaving him with a healthy 51,300. After using the hull upgrade scroll and testing out the map's new search function on "Golden Lion" Shiki—who, as expected, was in the East Blue—he was ready to go.
...
"Eh?" Kuma looked up, surprised. "Captain, are you sure you want me to send you to the East Blue with my power?"
"Yeah. Taking the ship would be too slow." To get to the East Blue from the New World, they would have to go all the way back through Fish-Man Island and Paradise. Shiki could make his move at any time. Kuma's Paw-Paw Fruit was much faster.
"I can go too!" Bonney raised her hand excitedly. "I've never been to the East Blue!"
"There'll be other chances," Shane said, ruffling her hair. "This time, it's not convenient."
"Alright, let's do this," he said, turning to Kuma with a grin. "Hey, Kuma, can you ask me, 'If you were to go on a trip, where would you like to go?'" It just wouldn't feel right otherwise.
Kuma looked confused, but complied. "If you were to go on a trip, where would you like to go?"
He raised his hand, and a paw-shaped bubble of air appeared in his palm.
POP!
Shane's figure vanished, shooting across the sky like a meteor.
...
A few days later, in the Goa Kingdom.
"Stop, you little brat! Don't run!"
"You think leaving a note saying you'll pay me back with treasure is going to work?! Do I look like an idiot?!"
"First the freckled one, now you! Stop dining and dashing!"
"Hehehe! Not a chance!" Luffy, a giant piece of meat in his mouth, ran through the streets, taunting the angry restaurant owner and his staff who were chasing him. He eventually ran into a dead-end alley.
"Nowhere to run now, you little punk!" the owner laughed.
"That's what you think!" Luffy grinned. "Gum-Gum Rocket!" He shot his arms up, grabbed onto a tree branch, and launched himself onto the roof.
"Dammit!" The owner cursed, unable to follow.
"Don't worry, mister!" Luffy said, chomping on his meat. "I'll pay you back when I find some treasure! For today, let's call it even!"
The owner was about to leave in a huff when a sharp whistling sound came from the sky. Everyone looked up to see a black shadow falling at incredible speed—
BOOM!!!
The tree was snapped in half. Luffy, who had been sitting on the branch, was flattened into the ground like a pancake, not even having time to scream.
