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Side Story: The Chronicles of the Naka Shrine's Sweeping Monk's Crossover 7
🕑 Added 2025-11-01 10:33:49 +0000 UTCSide Story: The Chronicles of the Naka Shrine's Sweeping Monk's Crossover 7
"Orochimaru-senpai, did you not hear clearly?"
Shisui Uchiha put a finger to his ear and wiggled it. "Ten million ryo, and I will let you off the hook, forgiving your trespass into the Naka Shrine tonight…"
Orochimaru: "…"
Their eyes met. The Uchiha are psychopaths.
Even the Uchiha from another world had a screw loose.
Orochimaru's knuckles cracked one by one. He was just about to launch the 'Konoha Crush' plan, manipulating the Sand and Sound villages to attack Konoha. His self-confidence was extremely inflated, and he felt he was about to reach the pinnacle of his life.
Although he had lost to Pain's Rinnegan when he was moonlighting in the Akatsuki, and then lost to Itachi's Sharingan genjutsu…
But if he had to face Itachi now, Orochimaru believed he could definitely snatch Itachi's Sharingan!
And with ease!
This Shisui really had a problem, actually trying to extort money from him!
When you come to someone else's world, don't you go out and ask around? How resounding is Lord Orochimaru's name in this ninja world?
"Shisui Uchiha…"
Orochimaru rubbed his temples, looking at the man before him. The stiff smile on his face gradually turned sinister. "If I heard correctly… are you threatening me?"
"It sounds like it…"
The Naka Shrine sweeper's expression was a bit strange. He looked at Orochimaru innocently. "In reality, it is Orochimaru-senpai who is spending ten million ryo to buy his own life, although I know your life may not be worth that much…"
Who knows how many lives Orochimaru really had…
By this calculation, if Orochimaru really had to spend money to buy his life like this, he would definitely be a poor ghost in this lifetime, the kind who could never make a comeback…
Orochimaru: "…"
I really want to curse!
No, I really want to kill him!
How dare the Uchiha from another world be so arrogant? Their clan doesn't even look like it's been annihilated. This is truly strange…
"Heh heh heh…"
Orochimaru put his fingers together and said in a cold voice, "Perhaps I can use you to test out the jutsu I perfected specifically to deal with Itachi Uchiha…"
"Ha?"
Shisui glanced at him, a trace of pity in his eyes. "Orochimaru-senpai, sometimes reading a few Land of Fire myths won't do you any harm…"
No matter how you looked at it, Itachi was Orochimaru's perfect counter. To say he was crushed 360 degrees without a blind spot might sound like an exaggeration…
In reality, in Shisui's opinion, that was just how it was…
The thing that guy Orochimaru was lacking in order to defeat Itachi wasn't ninjutsu, it was a ninja beast…
Based on Shisui's impression, that summoned beast under Orochimaru's command, the one called Manda, knew nothing but to bow and scrape every time they met. You're counting on that kind of summoned beast to defeat Itachi?
"Heh heh heh… Shisui…"
Orochimaru's five fingers came together, forming a hand seal as he slammed his palm on the ground. "I hope you also know a little about Konoha's history… Ninja Art: Summoning Jutsu!"
Two coffins rose from the ground!
The coffin lids fell to the ground, kicking up a large cloud of dust!
Two figures in armor stood with their heads bowed, hidden in the darkness of the coffins. Their eyes slowly opened, and they took a step out…
Sasuke Uchiha, who was at the side, was terrified. "They… They are…"
"Heh heh heh… Are you surprised?"
Orochimaru licked his lips and said in a deep, raspy voice, "They were originally prepared for the old man, but now they can also be used to get used to battle…"
"Lord First Hokage, the God of Shinobi who personally ended the Warring States Period, who single-handedly forced the Uchiha clan to join Konoha…"
"Lord Second Hokage, the one who personally split the Uchiha clan and all of Konoha, the root cause of the Uchiha's destruction…"
"…"
Sasuke Uchiha retreated in fear. "Shouldn't they… be dead already?"
"Don't be afraid, Sasuke…"
Shisui spoke to comfort him, explaining with a smile, "This is the greatest enemy of our Uchiha clan, the Edo Tensei, developed by the Second Hokage, Tobirama. It can summon the souls of the dead from the Pure Land back to the ninja world to continue fighting…"
"As reanimated puppets who possess combat techniques, their combat power is almost no less than when they were alive. This all depends on the material of the Edo Tensei and the caster's control…"
"Although the combat power of these two Hokage when they were alive was very impressive, based on my perception…" Shisui looked at Orochimaru with a confident smile. "Orochimaru-senpai, using a Chunin as sacrificial material, isn't that a bit too low-grade?"
Based on his judgment of their chakra presence, the First and Second Hokage before him should have been reanimated using the bodies of Chunin as sacrifices…
To be honest, their strength wasn't that formidable…
If you didn't know, you'd be scared.
If you did, you'd want to laugh.
Clap, clap, clap!
Orochimaru couldn't help but applaud and praise, "To be able to explain the principles of Edo Tensei so clearly, Shisui, I'm really becoming more and more reluctant to kill you…"
"Although, due to the problem with the materials, their strength may not reach its peak from when they were alive, with their unique jutsu and the power of the Wood Style Kekkei Genkai, their combat power is in no way inferior to most Kage-level figures in the ninja world…"
"You're too kind."
Shisui mercilessly exposed Orochimaru's bluff. "In fact, it's because senpai's strength is too low, and you can't control them at all, right?"
"If my senses are not mistaken…"
Shisui looked up and down at the sweating Orochimaru and continued, "The current Orochimaru-senpai is already faintly losing control of them, isn't he?"
Orochimaru: "…"
This Shisui, is he a roundworm in my stomach?
The things this guy knows are a bit too much!
If the First and Second Hokage were any stronger, Orochimaru wouldn't be able to control them. Even now, if he wanted to manipulate them in battle, he would have to use a seal to obliterate their consciousness…
"Do you need me to provide some suggestions?"
Shisui waved his hand and continued with a smile, "If you feel it's too strenuous, you can give up controlling the Second Hokage and focus all your efforts on controlling the First…"
"As far as I know, when the Second Hokage sees us Uchiha, he's like a mad dog. He doesn't need your control; he'll just chase and bite…"
Such precious experience.
But Orochimaru didn't dare to believe it.
It was just that, soon, he would.
"Who used this sealed forbidden jutsu?"
Tobirama's red eyes gradually brightened. He scanned everyone present, his gaze stopping on Shisui and Sasuke. "Was I and my big brother summoned back to this body from the Pure Land to deal with the evil Uchiha? Have they finally rebelled?"
Orochimaru: "…"
Sasuke Uchiha: "…"
Shisui seemed to have expected this. He tapped his arm with his finger and suppressed a laugh as he introduced, "Sasuke, remember the Second's face. In the future, when you've revived the Uchiha, you must learn to hold clan meetings to criticize him…"
