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Abigail's Budget
🕑 Added 2021-06-28 05:51:09 +0000 UTCAbigail: "So why are you only using red colors everywhere?"
Ember: "Those are negatives... I'll use black when I see something positive."
Abigail: "And negatives number are good right? Like golf?"
Ember: "No... Do you remember paying ANYTHING to the government... Ever??"
Abigail: "And the government is... That!?"
Ember: "No. That's a calculator..."
Victoria: "WHO SPENDS OVER 1000$ ON MCNUGGETS EVERY YEAR!?!?"
Abigail: "It's... It's an healthy alternative to fried chicken..."
Ember: "No it's not. Bigail... What is an "Used Panties Budget"???"
Abigail: "Oh THAT's a good news! I don't pay for them anymore I just steal them from my friends!"
Victoria and Ember looked at each other and they both understood why they kept losing so many underwear.
Ember: "Yeah... That's a super good news. You are now only 230 000$ under!!"
Victoria: "What is a "Stuffed Animal Budget"??? And why is it the second highest budget after your "Plant Budget"???"
Abigail: "Okay wait a minute... You guys keep using the word "Budget"... Does that have anything to do with money?"
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Rabid-seastar
Glasses is a good look on Ember. Also she reminds me of Misty from pokemon. As for Abigail I can think of four things she could sell to try and pay some of those back taxes, or maybe the government just decides to take them either way.
