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Patriotic Sleepsack
🕑 Added 2023-08-25 02:20:37 +0000 UTCBY FAR the best place as for to sleep inside of.
You will sleep SO SAFE and SO SECURED, knowing the strongest and bestest army in the world is protecting our lands and our seas. Nobody will ever attack you as long as you are inside the Patriotic Sleepsack.
Although, you may have a dumb and stupid girlfriend that may think things like "It's more like NATO that protects the world... Which France is a proud founding member of!". In these rare but extreme cases, you might get attacked during your sleep. Attacked by a friendly country. Fuckin France...
I cannot wait until she wakes up and let me out of here. I will take my revenge then. If she let me out.
