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Illegal Outfit
🕑 Added 2023-08-22 04:42:10 +0000 UTCWhen reading Topo's lines, ALWAYS use an australian accent.
When reading Bigail's lines, ALWAYS use a perfect american accent. I DO NOT HAVE A QUÉBEC ACCENT, UNDERSTOOD!? When I hurt my little toe, I always yell "FUCK!", I never use "TABARNAK!" or "CRISS!" or "COLYSS!" or "ESTI!" or "SACRAMENT!" or any of the other french curse words. I have a perfect american accent.
"TOPO!!! ARE YOU FINALLY GONNA TALK TO ME!?"
After escorting FallusDesign's Chief Executive Princess, Bigail LaProtagone, into his interrogation room, Chief Topo finally spoken:
"Bigail LaProtagone... We finally meet..."
"What are you talking about, Topo!? You came into my building, arrested me without telling me a single word and now you gonna act like we don't know each other!? TOPO! IT'S ME! YOUR FRIEND BIGAIL!"
"I can't believe that after everything you did without getting caught, the reason you are here is because of a simple violation..."
"WHAT VIOLATION!?"
"Illegal outfit. This is criminal, Bigail. You could kill someone."
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"I feel like I caught the biggest bank robber of all time because of a parking ticket..."
"TOPO!? WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME!? WE WATCHED PAW PATROL TOGETHER LAST THURSDAY! I MADE YOU CHOCOLATE PANCAKES!"
"Because of dumb laws and stuffs, I'm going to have to record this interrogation."
Said Topo while turning off the station's cameras. Instead, he used his own, personal recorder as for to film our very favorite criminal heroine.
"Get naked! We need to fit you in your new prison outfit!"
"I'M HANDCUFFED!"
"That sounds like a "You" problem."
The rest of the interrogation was just our very favorite heroine trying to strip down with her hands handcuffed behind her back. After that, Topo used a prison ballgag, a prison blindfold and some prison headphones as for to calm down the new inmate. After that came the yellow latex "jumpsuit"... Okay it's more like a catsuit...
And after that he experimented with the new Bondage Bubble (Patent Pending) he confiscated from our very favorite prisoner.
Comments
I'm thinking about making your own TV show... Topo, Stralian Lawman. Would be like the new Steven Seagal!!!!
Mark
The fight to protect civilisation from dangerous levels of sexiness is thankless, but one that that fine lawman Officer Topo is dedicated to.
