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The Abidoll
🕑 Added 2023-09-04 22:21:49 +0000 UTC"Oh my God... What is that!?"
"It's my new invention! The Dolligail!"
"Why not the Abidoll?"
"Uh... Well... Yes... That's what I meant, the Abidoll!"
"It's creepy..."
"What!? What is creepy about having two of me!?"
"Well... She's all stiff and weird... Clearly fake... And why is her mouth wide open like that!?"
"Because people are going to want to have me in my very best form: When I am talking. People LOVE when I talk because of the funny but smart things that I say."
"People!? You are going to sell these!?"
"Of course. I want everyone in the world for to have the chance to have an Abigail in their lives."
"You know people are going to have sex with them, right!?"
"Sex? No no no no... It's not a sexdoll... It's just a... Anatomically correct doll... To talk to... And dress up... And play with... And... Oh no... Oh no..."
"So many people are going to cum into your mouth..."
"Oh no... PENGUIN!!! STOP THE MACHINES!!! STOP DELIVERING THE ABIDOLLS!!! CALL ALL OUR CUSTOMERS AND TELL THEM TO BURN DOWN THE DOLL!!! TELL THEM THEIR FULL OF THE COVID OR SOMETHING!!! STAT!!!"
The Abidoll
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But they're full of COVID... The worst strain of... You must burn them...
MrArgent
I already had three delivered, and I quickly found that their built-in ChatGPT mini-AIs start going psychotic unless each unit is distinctly different from the others. So I’ve got them configured as Rebigail, Grebigail, and Blubigail. THEN I discovered they run the risk of crashing unless each has its own color-coded Penguin plushy. Now I’ve parked them in a locked room where they watch Paw Patrol on repeat and gossip with each other. I’m about to introduce a fourth Abidoll, reskinned as a Delphidoll with a ChatGPT engine that I trained from Delphine’s conversations that I’ve recorded from the bugs in the apartment and the hospital. We’ll see what happens!
