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Lazybanger Malfunctions
🕑 Added 2023-09-05 23:43:06 +0000 UTC"OH MY GOD!!! WHAT DID YOU DO, MrARGENT!?"
"Nothing! I just played around in the settings, trying diff-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! HAVEN'T YOU READ THE OWNER'S MANUAL!? IT CLEARLY SAYS TO NEVER, EVER, JUST PLAY AROUND IN THE SETTINGS!"
"The owner's manual!? That thing?"
"YES! YOU NEED TO READ IT! OTHERWISE, CONSEQUENCES!"
"IT'S HAND-WRITTEN!"
"SO!?"
"YOUR HANDWRITING IS THE WORST!"
"YOU CAN STILL READ AND... DECODE..."
"AND IT'S IN FRENCH!!!"
"Well... English is like 40% french... Don't tell me you can't read a little bit of french by now... Anyway..."
"So what are you gonna do about it!? It's YOUR product!"
"You technically voided the warranty by "Playing around in the settings" so what YOU gonna need to do is pretty simple."
"What are you gonna do?"
"Please tell me you were controlling it with your phone app and not the Lazybanger Deluxe Integrated Screen."
"I was using the LDIS."
"Jesus Christ... Ok then what you need to do is so simple!"
"What are you gonna do!?"
"You simply have to crawl under there and tap the screen until it does something better than."
"I can't believe you gonna go under there... Looks super dangerous."
"You'll be alright... Just make yourself small and follow the gravity."
"Maybe I should just cut the power."
"Oh no... Don't do that... The power is what's keeping the Tinnitus Man at bay..."
Comments
I thought you could use it as a shaker or blender in the Girl Gruel industrial process!? Like she could mix the old milk with the egg shells?
MrArgent
Well, I guess there’s nothing for it now but to build a giant washing machine around her so she can be that agitator part.
