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Super Matheo Sisters Online 2
🕑 Added 2023-09-10 05:00:22 +0000 UTC"Hey girls! We just got an invite!"
Happily yelled Stellink, always ready as for to save the world.
"From who?"
Asked Nesstoria, searching for something deep inside her nostril.
"It's from Matheo! Her and her sister want us to participate in their quest to save princess Peachmere!"
"I would love to but I am in the middle of my monthly maintenance. As a YoRHa, which is an elite military force of advanced androids designed to combat the invading aliens and machine lifeforms. Operating out of their headquarters at the Bunker, YoRHa is led by Command who receives orders from the Council of Humanity. So yes, as a YoRHa, I need maintenance. I'm an android."
Said 2BS, licking dirt off her boots. Nesstoria then said:
"Same thing. As a human, which is the most common and widespread species of primate. A great ape characterized by their hairlessness, bipedalism, and high intelligence, humans have a large brain and resulting cognitive skills that enable them to thrive in varied environments and develop complex societies and civilizations. Humans are highly social and tend to live in complex social structures composed of many cooperating and competing groups, from families and kinship networks to political states. As such, social interactions between humans have established a wide variety of values, social norms, languages, and rituals, each of which bolsters human society. The desire to understand and influence phenomena has motivated humanity's development of science, technology, philosophy, mythology, religion, and other conceptual frameworks. So yes, as a human, I need maintenance. I'm a human."
Said Nesstoria, apparently cleaning her nose. Stellink cried:
"Oh comon... I miss saving princesses... Zelda is like an adventurer now!?... Going around with her fuckin torch and her stupid pants and short hair... I miss the good old days when she was wearing pink dresses and needed my help... Let's go save that Peachmere! Rumor is, she is still dressing up in pink dresses and acting like a princess in distress!!!"
"Alright, alright... Stop your whining... Just Fast Travel us there..."
"FAST TRAVEL!? IT'S CHEATING!!! Let's just go over there walking and shit, like the good old days! Maybe we'll find treasures along the way!"
"FUCK THAT! Everytime you open a chest, it takes like an hour! With the music and the lights coming out of the chest and the you holding the item in the air for 10 minutes because you want to read the description FUCK THAT!!!"
"Well... It's part of the... You girls are just lucky that I never played your games so I can't make jokes about you... You are probably just jealo-"
"FAST TRAVEL!"
And with that command, the girls were Fast-Travelled. Being Fast-Travelled is a weird feeling. Some people don't like it but I do. Gives me the warmbellies.
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