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Super Matheo Sisters Online 5
🕑 Added 2023-09-11 04:29:43 +0000 UTCDeluigi: "WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU USE FAST TRAVEL!?"
2BS: "It's faster. And safer."
Deluigi: "SAFER!? LOOK WHAT YOU DID! NESSTORIA IS DEAD AND YOU NOW OWE US 2 BRAND NEW FERRARIS!!! You should have just came here the good old fashioned way, finding treasures and farming XP along the way..."
2BS: "Sorry. Can't we revive her or something!?"
Stellink: "I have a couple fairies!"
Deluigi: "Nah... Keep your fairies... She'll probably just spawn at the nearest hospital... Anyway... Thanks for coming girls but next time, please Fast-Travel on the sidewalk instead of in the middle of the street... God..."
Stellink: "What's the mission again!?"
Matheo: "Listen up because this is important: We need to save a princess."
Stellink: "Alriiiight! Has she been kidnapped by an evil entity!?"
Matheo: "Matter of fact... Yes... You are absolutely right, Stellink!"
Stellink: "Waaah!"
Matheo: "Her name is Bowsigail. She is the queen of all Koopagirls."
2BS: "Jesus!"
Matheo: "But don't worry girls... Because... As long as we have each other, nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can hurt us five. We are the Five Friends Forever."
Deluigi: "Well... The Four Friends Forever..."
Matheo: "Right... Should we call someone about her... Or!?"
2BS: "Corpses usually just disappear..."
Deluigi: "Let's just... Leave... Before the cops see us..."
Stellink: "Yeah... We need to explore the available area anyway... This is the only way to find the tool or weapon that will let us advance to the next region! Comon girls! 2BS, ARE YOU LOOTING HER!?!?!?"
2BS: "Yeah but fuck that... All she has is a baseball bat and a fuckin yoyo..."
Matheo: "HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
And that is what was said before the four friends escaped the crime scene.
For to be continued?
