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Driving Lesson For Penguin
🕑 Added 2023-10-24 03:42:21 +0000 UTC"First of all, Thea, I really want to thank you for accepting this."
"ACCEPTING WHAT!? I DIDN'T ACCEPT ANYTHING!!! YOU JUST KIDNAPPED ME FROM MY BED AND TIED ME UP TO THIS VAN!"
"As for to the judge said the other day: "That plush penguin isn't allowed to drive motor vehicules!!!" and after thinking more about it, he might have been right. I mean, he must be a very good judge if Penguin, an attorney at law, lost to him."
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? LET ME GO YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!"
"He was right in a way because Penguin doesn't have a driving license. That's what the judge meant. So now, I need for to teach Penguin how to drive without splattering people and such. He needs to learn how to respect the rules of the roads and stop driving into people and things."
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!"
"Since my car is a shoe-car and Delphine won't lend me her BMW anymore, I borrowed Rose's minivan. She told me to not scratch it so I need you as for to extra protection. So that way, if Penguin comes in contact with something, your fat and blubbery body will take the damages, not the van."
"YOU ARE A CRAZY BITCH! HELP ME!!!!!!"
"Let's hit the road! Shotgun!"
And with the shotgun called, Bigail climbed in the passenger side of the van. Which was the driver side of the van. Because it's a japanese... Ford. The truck is a japanese Ford.
FIN
Or for to be continued in:
Double Amputation For Thea
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MrArgent
They see Penguin rollin’, they hatin’.
