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The Corpus Animateum
🕑 Added 2023-10-24 04:37:56 +0000 UTC"Look mommy! The zombie hands! They look so real!"
"Oh my God... Let's... Let's go to another house... While daddy calls the police..."
"But they have candy there too, mommy! Look!"
"Yeah but... The lady is giving away candies with her feet... I don't like that... And those hands... Let's leave... Robert, have you called the police yet? Good!"
THE CORPUS ANIMATEUM!!! THE HALLOWEEN DECORATION SO FUCKIN REALISTIC THAT PEOPLE WILL CALL THE POLICE ON YOU!!!
Dig a hole in your front yard, take your best friend or anybody else who's willing to help you and shove them inside the Corpus Animateum. Make sure their little arms are sticking out of the two holes before burying them. No need for to leave them water or a snack because they don't have hands in there. They'll just have to suck it up.
SO EASY!!!
SO CALL NOW!!!
OR I MEAN GO ON THE WEBSITE: WWW.FALLUSTORE.NET WHEN IT FINALLY OPENS ONE DAY MAYBE!!!
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