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The Takeover
🕑 Added 2022-01-16 03:00:00 +0000 UTC
Dana: Oh, hello there Sir. Welcome home. No, it’s not your wife. Just Dana, your secretary from the office. No Sir, we do not have a planned meeting today.
What am I doing here? Oh, well your wife asked me to be here, gave me a key and everything. She had to some last minute errands to run but she’ll be back soon.
But that’s not a problem, you’re finally here. That’s the important part. You got here a little bit earlier than I was expecting. I was barely able to even get all set up.
Set up for what you ask? Your surprise of course! Your wife and I have been planning this day for weeks! You had no idea, did you? Yeah, the two of us are better at keeping secrets than you were.
What’s that? Oh nothing, nothing... we’ll get to that later.
In the meantime, can you figure out what you’re surprise is? Huh? No, it’s not a work holiday... Haha, no it’s not your anniversary... Need a hint? Go on look around, it might give you some idea of what’s in store. I mean just look at this place. Looks pretty different from the last time you saw it, doesn’t it?
Oh I know. As of this morning this room was your home office. Well it’s not anymore, I can tell you that much! Just look at all this stuff. Toys, a crib, a changing table, and dozens upon dozens of diapers.
Think you got it? Well go on, take a guess.
Is your wife pregnant? Well... not exactly... but there is a baby on the way!
What’d I mean? Oh, I’ll tell you. You see Sir, your wife and I have been talking for a while. She’s a very sweet person ya know? Much nicer than you made her out to be when you talked about her at the office. Ever since the two of us exchanged numbers at the Christmas party we’ve been texting each other all the time. Your cute little wife can be pretty adorable at times. More often than not though she was upset at you over something. She told me about how you refused to help out around the house and how you got home late half the time and got drunk the other half.
So, she asked me to keep a bit of a closer eye on you at work. Remember all those days where you went to the bar when you told your wife you were working late? I told her what you were really up to.
Oh! And remember those other girls you had in your office who you claimed you were teaching “secretarial duties” to? Yeah, she knows about them too.
Whoa! What did you say? I would watch what you say to me young man, it’s all gonna bite you in the ass later, trust me.
So, anyways, your wife was understandably pissed off and was trying to find a way to get revenge on you. Lucky for her, I already had the perfect plan up my sleeve that I had been waiting for the right opportunity to hatch.
Ya see, I know about all the harassment claims you’ve dodged at the office for the past ten years. Hell, you’ve even slapped my ass a couple of times. It was never enough when one girl or even two would go to the board of directors to report your behavior. A group of sexist men like that would never give a slap on the wrist to one of their own without proof worthy of a lawsuit. So what did I do? I found proof.
On my computer at work I have the full recordings of at least 15 women’s testimonies saying that you touched them or were otherwise inappropriate to them at the workplace. How do you think the board of directors would react if I showed them that tape and demanded they fire you or face a lawsuit?
Oh my... what’s that? Sorry? Did you say sorry? Awww... ain’t that cute. Someone’s awfully apologetic now aren’t you? Good, you’ll need to be.
So here’s what’s going to happen, you are going to do everything I say, and if you don’t I will show that video to the board of directors and I’ll see to it personally that you never work in this town again. Make your choice.
You’ll listen? Good... good. Now... sit down. Now... stand up. My my... you are such a good listener! Now, hop on one foot! Okay now... suck your thumb!
Awww... now that’s adorable. And very appropriate. You see, for the final phase of mine and your wife’s’ plan we wanted to get the ultimate revenge on you.
First off, I need you to sign right here... and there... and initial right here... good, good. And all finished! Thank you so so much Sir! Oh, well I guess I don’t need to call you that anymore.
What was that? That my little bitch, was your company. The entire company that your father built. You just signed the entire thing over to me, I am now the CEO.
What? Don’t look so shocked. It’s not like you ever did any work anyways. You always just handed off all your duties to me or one of the other employees. You were too busy chasing anything in a skirt to actually get any work done.
Well, those days are over. I’m the CEO now, and you know what I say? You’re fired! Hahaha! Oh don’t worry, your wife and I still have a role for you to play, it just won’t be at the company any longer. You can try to fight it, but if you even try to say a single thing against me or the paperwork you just signed, the confessions of all of those girls will be posted to every social media known to man, I swear it.
Whoa whoa whoa, back down there buddy. I know you’re pissed off, but trust me, you don’t want to try anything. See that little camera, yeah, the one in the corner with the flashing red light? That camera’s filming all of this right now and is automatically being uploaded to your wife’s phone as we speak. So I wouldn’t get any funny ideas about trying to rip up these papers or even trying to attack me; that would only get you into even more trouble little man.
But wait! There’s more! You haven’t even let me tell you the best part yet! Just because you won’t be at the company anymore doesn’t mean you won’t be sitting at home doing nothing. Your new role will be your wife’s little baby girl.
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This story was written by Zander Chesney
You can find more of his content here :
https://zanderchesneyoriginals.tumblr.com/
Comments
japani
Too bad, that the picture is not directly shown in this post;-)
