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MrArgent's Halloween
🕑 Added 2023-10-27 02:59:09 +0000 UTC"MrARGENT!?"
"Good evening, Bigail. Good evening, Penguin."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE TRICK-OR-TREATING!!!"
"I lost a bet to Silver... So... Yeah..."
"Why did Silver choose such a costume...???"
"She lost a bet to me."
"You guys are so weird..."
"Don't... Just... So you are Wall-E again this year!?"
"Of course! Wall-E, space-princess! And robot too!"
"And Penguin is?"
"America."
"Of course. I thought you didn't eat bonbons..."
"I don't. I use them to feed Ember. Did you know Ember ONLY eats bonbons!? One bag of Halloween candies is enough bonbons for to feed her for a year!!!"
"I haven't seen Ember in a while... I miss her total obedience... But mostly, her smile."
"Oh! Well I can send her to you for a fun playdate or something!?"
"Yes. Do that please. Send her to me... Tonight?"
"Sure! Just make sure you only feed her bonbons! Oh but since this is Halloween, she might still be in her costume..."
"Oh no... But... Send her anyway... I'll deal with the costume."
"Perfect! She'll be at Argent Manor at midnight!"
"Good... Good... Muhahahaha..."
"MuhahahahahaHAHAHAHAhahaha..."
"Wait... Why are YOU evil laughing!?"
"Delphine is waiting for me in the closet, dressed in her EVE straitdress... Why were YOU evil laughing!?"
"So I'll be waiting for Ember. Thank you, Bigail! Have fun trick-or-treating! See ya, Penguin!"
"Bye MrArgent! Bye Silver!"
For to be continued!?
Comments
I hate to brag but I've been called a "Cackling Witch" more than thrice.
MrArgent
Abigail has a superior evil laugh.
