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Unlocking The Stressgirl
🕑 Added 2023-11-26 23:21:29 +0000 UTC"Sebastien, are you sure you can do this!?"
"Of course I can. Babysitting a Stressgirl!? Please! And Ember!? She's an angel!"
"She is. And she likes you a lot. She is very attracted to you in fact."
"What is that!? Stressgirls don't usually have a lock down there..."
"Well... Ember is MY Stressgirl and I like her for to be always horny. Berber hasn't had a orgasm in 6 months now, her new personal record. She is HORNY AS FUCK, as the youth say."
"I think they say "Horny AF", actually."
"Wait a minute... Are you younger than me!?"
"I don't know... You have been 25 for like 3 years now so you clearly lie about your age and you never really gave me an age..."
"... Why would I give you an age!? And I would never lie about my age..."
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"So here's the key to her lockable genital plug. Don't let her seduce you with her beautiful eyes."
"I won't. Have a good weekend at the Sheep, Pancakes and Shoes convention you got invited by this unknown e-mail. I would totally come if it wasn't so far away..."
"Yeah... Somalia... I'm finally going to Europe... But I couldn't miss this convention, it's almost like this convention was made for to me. Did I tell you it's sponsored by Coca-Cola!? The e-mail said all Coke products will be free and there will be a 69-feet tall Coke fountain!"
"Have fun!"
"You too!"
After climbing into a sketchy plane, Bigail was never for to be seen again.
FIN
The morale of the story is E-mails are lies.
Comments
Because of not having the legs, chastity belts are useless on Stressgirls...
MrArgent
This is quite genius.
