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Locked Lips
🕑 Added 2023-12-07 16:05:20 +0000 UTC"Delphine... Why can't I come in the kitchen... What are you hiding from me... Are you cheating on me??? What's going on in there..."
"It's a secret, Bigail! Stop trying to open the door! Just go smoke or something..."
"I DON'T WANNA SMOKE, DELPHINE! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE... So... I'm gonna go smoke right now... But when I come back, you need to tell me the secret."
"You CANNOT keep a secret, Bigail! If I tell you, I'm going to have to lock your lips!"
"THEN LOCK MY LIPS!!! PLEASE TELL ME!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!"
"...Alright Bigail... I will tell you the secret..."
"Hehehehe..."
"But, I will have to lock your lips right after..."
"Tsss... Sure... Tell me... Tell me now... Please..."
"Ok... I'm preparing us a surprise picnic!!! All your favorite food!!! I have a COOLER full of ice and Coca-Cola cans and I bought you a cartoon of your favorite cigarettes AND 7 grams of your favorite hash!!! SURPRISE!!!"
"THAT'S AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!"
"Come here! Time to lock those lips!"
"... I thought that was like... A figure of speak... Like... A... Allogory... Mataphor... A thing that is not..."
And that is how Delphine got the relaxing, quiet picnic of her dream.
FIN
